Hi and welcom back! are you ready for another chapter? well it might be painful for Naruto though. but don't tell him I said that.
Dear Naruto,
What is the first thing that comes to mind when I punch you in the face?
--RoFL because ofU
Dear RoFL because ofU,
Uhh CONCUSSION. Well duh, thats usually what happens loser. Shut up Sasuke! (I cant belive this, I haven't made naruto say this yet) Shut Up! I will beat you in a fight! BELIVE IT! (there we go! hey little unuseable info, when I try to do Naruto's voice I always sound like a girl... Well a girl trying to do Naruto's voice. I should have seen that coming. Hey wait Naruto is played by a girl so I guess I'm in the clear. WOO!)
Dear Characters of Naruto,
Sasuke:
1) WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY SAKURA ALREADY!
2) -gigglfit- why is your hair the shape of a chicken's butt? -bursts our in laughter-
Sakura:
1) WHY DON'T YOU JUST KISS SASUKE ALREADY?
2) Why is your hair pink?
Naruto:
1) YOU'RE ADORABLE! Now kiss Hinata and get it over with -.-! YOU.ARE.ADORABLE.BUT.DENSE! Why can't you notice hinata WUVS you? K... you do, so KISS HER ALREADY! -evil glint in eyes-
2) Pickles or onions? I dun wike onions... they smell... pickles are juicy, but sour... I'm having a scene here... NOW LEAVE ME! -puts hand dramaticly on forehead-
--D.O.B.E.
(Dark Overlord Bunny of Evil)
Dear D.O.B.E,
1) I am not old enough.
2) Naruto said my hair was shaped like a chiken's butt too but I don't think so. See told you someone else would say it was. Now give me five bucks. -Sasuke gives Naruto five bucks-
1) Um because well I don't know. It makes me a little uncomfortable to say anything about it. Oh so you don't like me. No I never said that. Then why don't you kiss me? Not in public.
2) Um because it is natural.
1) Thank you very much for the first part but for the second part havn't you read the last chaper when I went over this with Suani-chan? I would rather not go over it again. I.AM.NOT.DENSE! You sure about that? Shut up!
2)Uhhh... Pickles they havn't made a sour pickle too sour for me yet! Hey Naruto want a pickle? Sure -takes pickle from Sakura, bites it and makes a sour face- GOD THATS SOUR! Haha. Ya know what neither. and sure go on and have your little scene.
Dear Naruto,
Aww, now you're stuttering? Aa, don't worry, you're on my cool and awesome characters list, so I'll spare you. XD Anyway, Naruto how do you survive Sasuke's arrogance? (If he's reading this, tell him if he didn't leave Konoha, things would've been different, ya know) My friends and I believe you can become the next Hokage. So don't give up!
P.S.- To Neptune Sea: I agree, I can't stand Sasuke or Neji sometimes either. And Naruto it's, Su-a-ni, k. Not hard. Bye bye! XD
--Suani
Dear Suani,
SHUT UP! uhh wait you think I'm cool and awesome? Sweet! And also no affence but I do deal with you don't I? Okay but also it is like asking uhh... it's like asking me how did I go through the whole day yesterday without hitting anyone? espacily my brother. ya it is just an instinct thing. and tell your friends thank you for beliving in me. I WILL BE HOKAGE! BEEELIVE IT! Okay shut up you're giving me a headach. and thank you suani I have some one now to back me up on the fact that both of them are annoying. Thank you SUANI! oh yea i said it right. I'm good I'm good I'm g o o d good.
Dear Sasuke,
hi sasuke. I just would like to point out that unless you come to my house, you will never kill Itachi. the reason is because... I CAPTURED HIM FOR YOU!and, he's annoying me. (itachi:no, you're annoying me!shut up about the 'sasuke will defeat me' nonesense. i am trying to sleep!)SHUT UP!
-tazers itachi- well, he is here for you to torture or kill when ever you want. :) oh, and naruto, STOP BEING SO DARN ANNOYING!thanx :)
well, TTFN, Hillarious Tragedy 'luvs to help sasuke' :):(
--Hillarious Tagedy
Dear Hillarious Tragedy,
thank you but you can let him go there really is no point in helping me when I don't want help. (want to know something weird? Everytime i'm typing in Sasuke's font or in one of his letter I always miss-spell stuff) Neptune... You are an idiot. And what's your point. -Sasuke goes to hit me- Wo. you can't hit me im injured. And you sholdn't hit the handiecapted(sp?)! What ever. Oh can you slap itachi for me. Hey at least I have a personality, and I'm not a lifeles, moodles, personalityles, ice cube like someperson who will remain nameless. -cough cough SASUKE cough cough- Shut up loser!
This is a threatning letter to Sakura from my friend.
Dear,Sakura(and anyone else who wants to enter the conversation)
Elie: Saskue is so mine so back off or else. Do you even know how many fangirls are so against you. Skye: Then again there are so many that are with her. Elie: Who asked you!
Skye: Anyway I'm ending this before it goes any farther. Elie: Oh no you're NOT! -tackles skye- Skye: -Pleads for life-
--Elie and Skye
Dear Elie,
Shut up! If there are fan girls that want sasuke for themselfs, then that means that they don't like anyone who likes sasuke so that means that there are people agenst you too. And I'll just have you know that the world doesn't revolve around boys! Especaly Lifeles, moodles, personalitlyles, ice cubes who's hair is shaped like a chikens butt! Sorry I had to let that out. Okay.. -inches away from neptune- And thank you Skye because I just happen to know two people who are actually with me. Neptune and Dragon of Venus. (my sis) So ha and also Skye are you one of thoes that are with me?
Dear Everyone,
My little sister is such a pain. Sometimes I wish that she would just go in a hole and die! She is such a little brat she cries about every thing. I just want to kick her a. What should I do?
-- Little Miss.Thang
Dear Little Miss. Thang,
Maybe do what Neptune does. She glared at her little brother and then showed him what happens when he pushes her too far past the glare and now he stops after the glare. And if that doesn't work then... try cracking you knuckles in an evil maner. Sasuke I never thought I would say this to you but that is a great idea.. Chiken's butt for hair. -Sasuke glares at Naruto- -Naruto shreeks like a little girl- And my point is proven.
DearEveryone,
What do you think of Kiba?
I like him alot and if you say anything bad about him I'll hit you HARD!
--Wolf-demon13
Dear Wolf-demon 13,
Ya Kiba's cool! (they are only saying that because they know what happens when someone writes like that from when I played a prank on someone) Hey Wolf-demon, I think Kiba is pritty cool and I know that Naruto thinks the same way. And if there is anyone who didn't mean what they just said it was Sasuke so please hit im hard!
Dear Everyone,
What is your favorite color,What is your favorite weapon,and Woudl you sacrafice yourself to save your teammates?Please answere!!
Bye
p.s.
NARUTO ROCKS!
--Kari
Dear Kari,
My favorite color is pink, my favorite weapon is my mind, and yes, I guess even Naruto.
My favorite color is onxy, my favorite weapon is a tie between a windmill shuriken and my sharingun and yes because it is they right thing for a ninja to do. Even if he or she doesn't like one of their team mates.
Ha ha Sasuke. My favorite color is orange, my favorite weapon is a shuriken and I would sacrafice myself for Sakura and Kakashi- sensi. Sasuke doesn't need sacraficing. I'm going to take that as a complament.
My turn! Okay my favorite color is Navy blue, purple or green, my favorite weapon is my fighting... wait I don't need weapons, what ever and I don't have team mates so I don't need to sacrafice myself for them. LOOPHOLE! (sorry i have this thing with finding loopholes.)
well keep sending in your questions and we'll keep answering them. ttyl
