4. Deal with the crashers

Johnny looked up at the figure in the doorway. "If you think I'm going to be easy to deal with just because I don't have my Johnny X powers..." he pumped the shotgun, "...you've got another thing coming."

"I have no intention of harming you, Johnathon."

Beekeeper blinked. "Albert? What are you doing?"

"Setting you both free. At the moment, the other three are distracted by an intruder, allowing me to make my move."

"Why should we trust you?" Johnny asked, suspicious.

"I work for Mr. Mittens. That is my entire participation in the Johnny Stopping Evil Force Five. I have no reason to seek vengeance against you. And I find this level of violence to be quite distasteful. Are you coming or not?"

Johnny and Beekeeper looked at each other...and nodded. "Lead the way," Johnny said.

Wacko, Mr. Mittens, and Brain Freezer stared at Sissy as she broke into their inner sanctum. "And what can we do for you, little lady?" Wacko asked, laughing insanely.

"You can release Johnny," Sissy responded.

Mr. Mittens laughed. "And why in the world would we do that?"

Sissy glowered. "I would prefer to be reasonable about this."

Brain Freezer stepped forward, aiming his freeze ray. "This is what we think of reasonable!" He fired.

Weapons popped out of the dress as the jetpack activated, sending her above the freeze ray. "I said I would prefer to be reasonable. I never said it was my only option." She opened fire.

She and the three villains traded fire for several minutes.

As Albert led Johnny and Beekeeper through the base, Johnny heard the explosions. "What's that?"

"It appears they are engaged in battle with the intruder now. I hope she is better armed than she appears." Albert turned to a nearby console, and called up the security footage.

Johnny stared at the screen. "Sissy!" He turned to head towards the main room.

"Johnathon, you are in no condition to-"

"Stuff it, Albert! Sissy doesn't know what she's gotten into, and I'm not leaving her to face it alone...even if she does have the kickass princess battle dress."

Beekeeper followed Johnny. "I will BEE right BEEhind you, Johnny Test!" He summoned his bees to aid them.

As the explosions and dust clouds cleared, Sissy was still floating in the air, unharmed. Wacko was severely bruised and battered, Brain Freezer's tech was wrecked, and Mr. Mittens was trapped under some fallen equipment. "Now...let Johnny go!"

Wacko grinned. "I'm not out of tricks yet!" He threw a ball at her.

Sissy had learned not to trust any toy made by Wacko. She fired on it.

When it exploded, an EM wave was released. As it passed over Sissy, she fell to the ground as the tech in the dress started to short out. "Ouch!" Suddenly, the dress fell apart, the tech useless and the fabric torn apart by the weight of the tech. Desperately, she covered herself as she was left in only her undergarments.

Wacko grinned insanely. "After numerous battles with Johnny Test, I made a few things especially for protecting myself from his attacks, weapons, and abilities. But, as long as you're here, why not test out my latest toy?" He snapped his fingers.

A platform raised, revealing a large green plushy with glowing red eyes. "Meet My Little Cthulu, the only toy guaranteed to love you back!" The plushie extended tentacles towards Sissy. "Love you to death!"

As the first tentacle wrapped around her leg, Sissy screamed.

A retort rang out, and the tops of Wacko's hair was blasted away. Everyone turned to see Johnny pointing his shotgun at where Wacko's hair had been.

"Call it off, Wacko," he said, lowering the aim of the gun, "or my next shot takes a bit more than hair off the top!"

Wacko stared at Johnny. "Now, Johnny, think about what you're-"

Johnny pumped the gun. "You have three seconds."

In total fear, Wacko snapped his fingers again, and the plushie withdrew.

Johnny turned and blasted the plushie, scattering it in a shower of stuffing. He pumped the gun again, and turned back to Wacko. "We are leaving. You will be providing us with a ship, harmless clothing for Sissy...and that big bone hanging on the wall."

Wacko grinned. "Of course Johnny. It will be quite a fun ride!"

"I'm certain, since the three of you will be in the ship's cargo hold."

Wacko gulped.