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"In Soviet Russia, You get fucked." Russia said cheerfully and he received a shocked expression. "Of course I'm referring to you getting fucked."

America clenched his fists, he walked up to the violet eyed Nation, and came up with something that would make Russia upset.

"In America, You give blowjobs." America commented happily and he pointed at Russia. "Of course I'm referring to you giving blowjobs."

"In America, You are pathetic. I have not ever given a blowjob." Russia said in a tense voice and he gripped his pipe tightly.

"In Soviet Russia, Pathetic owns you. By the way I have not had sex with anyone." America commented smoothly and he looked at the violet eyed Nation.

"In America, You are virgins." Russia stated bluntly and he smiled innocently. "You are a virgin, America."

"You say that like it's a bad thing." America said in an irritated voice and he crossed his arms. "In Soviet Russia, Sluts are everywhere."

Russia giggled before striking the blue eyed Nation hard on the back and after a moment America pulled out his two trusty guns, but before any further violence occurred that was when their Bosses returned and sighed deeply for their Nations were at it again.

"Russia started it by saying that I would get fucked. He is creepy." America commented loudly and he puffed out his cheeks. "Seriously, Why do I have to put up with him?"

America walked out of the room and Russia decided to follow him.

"In America, You are dramatic." Russia said cheerfully as he grabbed America's arm and smiled brightly at him. "In America, You get screwed."

"I hate you." America commented bluntly and he tried to break Russia's grip, but it was tighter than normal.

"In America, You are hateful. In Russia, Love is you." Russia told the blue eyed Nation and he tilted his head. "In America, You are loved."

America sighed and sometimes he really can't understand Russia.

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