A/N:

This is a really really short one. Basically, Purple made an audio log like Peri has on the show. I actually made a recording to go along with it on the original upload on tumblr. No notes after the piece though, cause that would be too many notes for such a short story.

Enjoy! :D

And when you're done, don't forget to help an author know how she's doing :P


Log: 9 45 2

Homeworld depends upon my court for its research. As such, I've studied organics before, especially those living on abandoned colony Earth. However, the notion of a gem procreating with the lifeforms labeled "humans" is preposterous. The resulting hybrid still eludes me.

If the other diamonds learned of this current development and my handling of it, I'd be the laughingstock of Homeworld. The Era 2 peridot lacks limb enhancements and deems herself important enough to insult every gem of my court; the amethyst from Earth's prime kindergarten, of all places, is malformed and lacks all basic sense of decency. Then there's the hybrid.

The male hybrid calls himself "Steven Universe". Despite the name "universe", the hybrid is tiny and still obviously in development. A child, in organic terms. I have taken to calling the hybrid "Little Universe", in part to his stature. Despite the gemstone the hybrid possesses, he still has organic needs, such as those to eat and dispel to sustain himself, as well as the need to rest to regain energy.

He likes to rest in my lap. I'd rather he not, as it is limiting towards my ability to perform important tasks I need to fulfill. It is annoying and degrading. However, I have accepted the limiting position in order to keep the hybrid happy.

I won't get the information I need unless the hybrid trusts me. Trust is something that is earned.

My only hopes are that I do not form an attachment to him.

This has been Purple Diamond reporting on Project Universe.