Title: "Why Teaching is a Sin"
Rated: K+
Summary: In which the KHR casts were teachers—and didn't have any connections to the mafia—and how they aced (or failed) it from the students' views.
Prompt: Some people shouldn't teach.
Prompt from omgpink-san from "Katekyo Hitman Reborn Writing Challenges forum"—though, I still don't have his/her permission to write the prompt.
Warn(s): AU, ooc may or may not occur, ocs, absurd, weird, not beta'd.
Disc: I don't own KHR, nor do I own the prompt—I just own my ocs and the story.
A/N: I think I'm venting my anger toward my teachers in this fic… Thanks for the reviews, favorites, and follows by the way. :)
Kyouya Hibari was pissed.
Actually, he was beyond pissed off.
Was what the students stared in horror when the ravenet teacher suddenly slammed the door open and ceremoniously dropped his stacks of papers onto his desk. Pouring out deadly dark hues of purple from his (already creepy and deadly) aura.
The students immediately rushed toward their respective seats—fearing they would meet the end of the older man's fury—and sat in silence. No one dared to utter a single word (or even a very-tiny-almost-inaudible whisper) when it's the said teacher's teaching hours, or else, "kamikorosu".
"Nee, Hibari-sensei, why are you pissed? Are you in your period or something?"
Well, except one courageous (yet stupid and suicidal) student.
Kyouya's head snapped up and glared at the slyly grinning blue haired student. Murderous aura still pouring out from him as he threw a chalk at him with deadly precision—which the student luckily ducked—and hit the forehead of the teen behind him; knocking out the poor boy out cold.
Kirito Kato smiled innocently whilst the others gaped at his previous statement, and inched away from him, when Kyouya came to the front of his table.
The raven-haired teacher scowled—still glaring—at the student.
This was why he hated (which was an understatement, when he was really downright furious) teaching in this particular class—it got a student that had a very uncanny resemblance of his epic rival-in-teaching-Biology-and-a-certain-person's-attention, Mukuro Rokudo; and he had to teach in the damned class two days a week for the rest of the year.
Oh how he loathed the day until the herbivore graduated from here—since the said herbivore would always pissed him off even if he's not teaching in that class—one less annoying herbivore to handle and in his beloved school.
But alas, he wouldn't graduate in two more damned years—so he could only wait (and pray) until the blessed day arrived.
"Mind telling me why, herbivore?" no direct punishment when not in duty; he's ordered by the carnivore principle to not immediately "bite anyone to death" unless he's on duty as the Disciplinary Committee's adviser, or more paperwork and no sparring with the said fedora carnivore, the pineapple herbivore, and that tuna herbivore. "Or I'll take that as an offense toward a teacher."
Kirito grinned, "I thought we're learning about the human's reproduction system, sensei? Didn't we already covered the Animalia Kingdom last week?" completely ignoring the older man's question.
His face was impassive, but if one look closer enough (and wasn't afraid to get bitten), one would see a (barely) visible twitch on the corner of his left eye.
If the principal didn't ask (coughthreathencough) him to not make immediate violence, he would've bitten the teen right. At. This. Very. Second.
But of course, he had made his word—and true carnivores always stick to their words, even if someday it'd backfired at them (like now)—and he's going to stick to them.
So he turned and walked back to his desk.
"For not answering my question and making a verbal offense toward a teacher, detention after school for two months in the Disciplinary Committee with me, herbivore."
Usually other students would beg to do anything than to be in the same room with him; but the evil grin on the blue herbivore was more than enough to tell him about the great ways to pass the time when he's at the detention.
(Aka, pissing him off further—which was bad for both his own health and anyone around him for the rest of the month.)
Hn, he bitterly thought, mentally shrugging and maiming at the smirking student, I'll just bite him to death later.
Kirito Kato's personal note: Even though I got detention every week—totally worth pissing off the Demon Teacher~
END
A/N: Not much violence in Hibari's chapter… *shrugs* Meh. …and yes, the two are related (as in Kirito and Ameya) and for better imagination, think Mukuro with a short bob-like hair, no pineapple, and have purple eyes. Next'll probably be Mukuro, then Tsuna. And then if this thing got 10 or so reviews, I'm gonna open up a semi-request box. Maybe. Anyways, still having that poll and any kinds of reviews are accepted. :)
Have a nice day.
Sign, G L. [Jakarta, 04.04.2014]
Kintoki Kin: Surprisingly it is Hibari's chapter, and next's Mukuro's (you can say I made a spoiler for Mukuro's chapter from Hibari's. Maybe not. Lol.). Anyway, thanks for the review. :)
Edited. [Jakarta, 12.04.2014] [Jakarta, 25.06.2014]
