Random Insanity: Tales Reborn

Chapter 4: Another day, another nickel…

Eclipse sat down on his couch, his eyes shifting throughout the room. "S-S-Shadow?" he stammers to the well lit room. Shadow suddenly fell out of the closet and began to run around screaming nonsense about purple trashcans. Eclipse blinked, looking into the closet and looked down. His face suddenly was shadowed with pure horror as his eye caught an empty Pixy Stick paper tube. He took out his sedative rifle, chasing Shadow out the door and following her five blocks before finally getting the 40th sedative, knocking her out cold. He picks her up carefully in his arms, carrying her back to her bed. He begins to walk out before realizing Shadow's room was left unguarded. He looked to the shiny box that contained Shadow's most prized possessions. Out of curiosity, he opened the box, seeing a nickel super glued to a cushion. "What the?" He speaks, suddenly uninterested. He set the box back down and made for the door, but a hand caught his wrist. "You didn't just open my box, did you?" Shadow said, using her evil voice. Eclipse flinches, yanking his arm away before running out of the house screaming. Shadow got up lazily, walking over to the box and twisting the nickel, a secret compartment opening from the wall and she put her hand inside, taking out a pixy stick with a fit of maniacal laughter.

Elsewhere…

Eclipse stepped into the dusty basement, pushing Vincent aside and laying next to him in the coffin. Vincent sighed. "Back so soon? What happened?" He asks. Eclipse shudders. "Pixy sticks and nickels" He mumbles, drifting to sleep. Vincent blinked, choosing not to question Eclipse's judgment, especially when it came to candy.

A/N: The REAL fun begins next Chapter! You want a sample? The name's all I got right now.

"Chapter 5: What Stunning Figure, Tifa Moves in!"