Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, Sasuke and Hinata would end up together and life would be unicorns and rainbows.
This chapter's not really funny but I guarantee you, the next chapter will be hilarious but enjoy :)
She really shouldn't have feelings for him.
But she does.
Hinata let out a heavy sigh as she lay her head on her desk. She felt something hit her and lifted her head up to see another paper ball softly hit her. The substitute for her pregnant teacher on maternity leave, Kurenai, was the lazy basketball coach, Kakashi and he currently had his face dug into his perverted book.
The class was in chaos.
Kakashi didn't care. That lazy fuck.
Hinata closed her eyes until a heavy paper ball hit her. She snapped her eyes open and finally grabbed the paper ball. She took the three previous paper balls and opened then.
'Come sit with us ugly - SU'
'Open up the other paper stupid'
'If you keep ignoring me, I'm going to cut Naruto's ear off with a plastic butter knife'
Hinata knitted her eyebrows together at the threat and opened the most recent paper ball. She took out the eraser that he planted in there and read it to herself.
'Are you feeling okay? (Not that I care) -SU'
Hinata crumpled up the creased papers back into one crumpled paperball and stood up. She walked to the front of the classroom and dumped the papers in the waste bin.
Why was he doing this?
He had a girlfriend! She couldn't get her hopes up. It's not like he was secretly in love with which he obviously wasn't (was) and she needed to get that through her head.
She began to lightly slam her head against her desk repeatedly. Sometimes she just wants to push him against a wall and slip her tongue in his sweet cavern but at other times, she just wants to strangle him to death and get pizza afterwards.
"Kakashi, Hinata looks sick. I'm going to take her to the nurse."
Hinata's head snapped up to see Sasuke heading towards her. She violently shook her head as he took a hold of her elbow, "I-I'm fine!"
Kakashi lifted up the pass with the hand that wasn't holding up his book. Hinata gaped at Sasuke's back as he swiped the pass.
Hinata closed the classroom door and attempted to shake him off, "I'm fine!"
Sasuke indifferently continued to walk inside the nurse's office. He opened the door and gestured for her to go in. She went inside and slightly smiled at the nurse.
Sasuke scratched the back of his head, "Hey Shizune. The principal's drunk and gambling the school's pension."
Shizune slammed her hands on her desk, "Again?! Where is she?"
Sasuke innocently shrugged and opened the door wide for her, "I don't know. I guess you're going to have to look inside every single room inside Konoha High."
Shizune nodded and dashed out the door cursing the school principal to hell. Sasuke smirked and shut the door. He turned around and stared at a confused Hinata, "What?"
"Tsunade went on vacation yesterday."
Sasuke smirked, "I know."
Hinata sighed and looked around the infirmary.
Empty.
She sighed and went to lie in one of the beds. Sasuke took Shizune's office chair and sat in it, "Why'd you ignore me?"
Hinata dug her crimson colored face into the pillow, "Why do you care?"
Sasuke gaped at her, "Why do you care that I care but I don't care?"
Hinata lifted her head to look at him, "What?"
He shook his head, "Why'd you ignore me? I had to speak to you."
Hinata relaxed, "Well, we don't really talk much outside of basketball practice."
Sasuke clicked his tongue, "Christmas break starts tomorrow."
Hinata stayed silent, "Can you at least pretend to like me for two seconds?"
"Look, can we just go back to class?"
"Fine then," he rolled his eyes and walked up to the door. He wiggled the door knob, "Uh-oh."
Hinata quickly sat up, "Uh-oh? What do you mean Uh-oh? I don't like how that uh-oh sounded. What h-happened?"
"It's jammed!"
"R-really? Let me try," Hinata stated as she stood up.
Sasuke shook his head, "If I can't open it then there's no way in hell that you're going to be able to."
Hinata nodded and sat back down, "I guess we're just going to have to wait for someone to come...so how's Ino?"
Sasuke rose an elegant eyebrow, "How should I know?"
He nonchalantly leaned against the door, "Anyways, did Temari tell you?"
"Tell me about what?"
"She found out Tsunade made a bet with her gambling friends on our game against the clouds. Temari found out and she got a nice cut of the winnings."
Hinata tilted her head to the left, "What does that have to do with us?"
Sasuke suppressed the blush that was begging to be let out as he looked at Hinata's cute confused face, "S-stupid. The money that we got is for tonight. Instead of basketball practice, we're all going out to eat."
Hinata's face darkened, "Oh. I w-wasn't invited."
She stood up and began walking around the infirmary, "It's not a surprise. After all, I am the biggest loser here in Konoha High. I was stupid thinking it was going to change when I got involved in a club. Thinking I was going to be able to confess and date the sadist of a boy that I'm in love with...stupid, stupid, stupid."
She heard him make his occasional 'tch' as he walked up behind her. He got a hold of her elbow and flipped her around to face him.
Her eyes were watery and he let go of her elbow. He gulped as he used his thumbs to wipe away her streaming tears. He stared into her eyes as if he were hypnotized, "You.."
Hinata sniffed as she tried to calm down the loud thumping of her heart. Was he going to tell she's beautiful and that he's head over heals for her? Was he going to abruptly crash his lips against hers? Was he going to tell her that she's the most amazing girl he'd ever met yet pretend to hate?
"Hinata..You are a loser and you are extremely stupid."
Of course not!
She had almost forgotten that he was a sadist.
Almost.
"But even with your horrible numerous qualities, I'm sure someone somewhere will fall for that stupid face of yours."
For example.) Him.
"Now stop crying. I'm not good at comforting people."
Hinata laughed while she wiped away her tears, "I can tell."
Sasuke narrowed his eyes down at her, "What's that supposed to mean?"
Hinata just shook her head as she giggled, "I-I just don't think you look like the advice giving type."
"I can give good advice. Throw one at me."
Hinata gulped, "Okay, what if you have a big crush on this person that's a complete idiot who doesn't realize you're in love with him who also has a girlfriend that you obviously can't compete with?"
Sasuke rose a curious eyebrow and whispered, "Why do I have this feeling that you're not just theoretically speaking?"
Hinata's face reddened and she quickly turned around, "Never mind. It was a weird scenario anyway. When is Shizune coming back? Why'd you send her off anyway?"
"I wanted to talk to you privately," he said as he moved in front of Hinata with Hinata's back facing the door.
"About what?"
"As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted. Christmas break starts tomorrow."
Hinata nodded waiting for him to continue, "And I...have a present for you."
Hinata's eyes widened, "R-r-r-really? Why?"
Sasuke gulped and dug into his pocket, "Don't get excited. It's not from me, it's from this guy on the basketball team. He didn't have the guts to give it to you himself."
He took out a small box and held it outstretched towards her, "Here."
Hinata stared at the nicely wrapped small box in his hand. The door suddenly opened and Naruto's head popped in. Sasuke's head snapped up and sent him a freezing cold look. Sasuke slid a finger across his throat and mouthed to him, 'Leave or I'll slit your throat.'
Naruto winked at him and quietly shut the door, "Wow."
He looked down to see Hinata holding up an expensive necklace, "This is really nice. Who's it from?"
Sasuke scratched the back of his head, "I'm not telling you."
Hinata put the necklace back into the box. She surveyed the box and then widened her eyes, "If you don't mind me asking, why does it have the Uchiha emblem on the box?"
"You ask too many questions! The guy didn't know what to get you so I got it for him for you. That's it. End of story."
Hinata bit her lip at the slight hope that it may have been from Sasuke, "Just one more question. Who is it from?"
Sasuke rolled his eyes and walked away to lean on the door once again, "It's from... NarKibShinChoShikas-Sai! Yes, it was from Sai. Him."
Confusion washed over Hinata's face, "Sai? He's never even glanced my way."
She walked up to him and tilted her head, "Are you lying to me?"
Sasuke scoffed, "I don't lie," yet Shizune is off in a frantic useless search for her drunk boss, "Sai likes you. He got you that."
"Oh, I see."
Sasuke's eyes widened for a millisecond, "He-He's really shy and he's not looking for a relationship at the moment so it'd be in everyone's best interests if you don't speak to him or look at him or any other kind of interaction. Maybe you shouldn't even think about him; just to be safe."
Nice save.
Hinata nodded, "But shouldn't I-"
Sasuke leaned his head back against the door, "No, you should not," he opened his eyes to look at the ceiling and he quickly looked down, "Kiss me."
A crimson red blush painted her cheeks, "What?! I'm sorry, did I just hear you correctly?"
Sasuke indifferently nodded, "There's mistletoe hanging right above us. You have to kiss me."
Hinata gaped at him, "Have to?"
"It's tradition."
"It's not a requirement."
Sasuke faked a melodramatic gasp, "Breaking traditions? I didn't know you were such a disrespectful hooligan."
Hinata sent him a look of disapproval, "It's just a plant."
Sasuke nodded, "A plant that means we have to kiss."
He was making it really hard to not give in.
She really wanted to kiss him.
"Look, it's just a little peck. You're probably not that good of a kisser anyway. Nobody will have to know," the sadist slid a hand under her chin to make her look at him.
"We can't."
"We can."
"But-"
She was cut off by the spine-tingling sensation of his lips meeting hers. His lips were soft and plump. Her puckered lips were that of an angel's. The impact of his lips on hers sent her heart on a wild rampage of its own accord. Sasuke's knees grew weak and he could've sworn they were going to give in.
Gosh.
It was the best 0.4 seconds of their life.
Hinata quickly slapped her hands over her lips as she backed away, "That was bad. That was really bad. We shouldn't have done that."
Sasuke grit his teeth, "Why the hell not?!"
"Because you can't just kiss someone while you're in a relationship with someone else," she snapped back at him.
Sasuke's onyx stoic eyes widened for five milliseconds. He swallowed the lump in his throat and gave her statement a nod of acknowledgment, "I understand."
He nonchalantly turned the door knob, opened the door and walked away, leaving a gaping Hinata alone.
"I thought the door was jammed," she whispered to herself as she closed the door and opened it again only to close it again. She sighed and pressed her burning back to the door. She looked up at the ceiling with wide eyes.
There was no mistletoe.
