A/N: Yes, the title-generating-Kyuu was out of good titles... This was FINALLY posted to make up for how slow I'll be when testing starts. x_x (hasn't studied yet)
DISCLAIMED
Pickle Carrot Stew Pt. 1 (YUM~! /shot)
"Hey, what's up in here?" Meiko asked, immediately drawn to the kitchen from the smell of frying food. Meiko set down her bottle of sake (a rare occurrence) to attempt to see the cooking girl's work. If there was anything Meiko loved more than alcohol, it was food. Teto made a shooing motion with her greasy spatula.
"Not for you." She said sternly.
Meiko sighed in half-defeat and took another sip of the burning alcohol. "Who is it for then, Lil' Miss Chef." Meiko teased. Teto scowled as she flipped the substance a little too hard. "The new Vocaloid, of course." Teto nodded in agreeance at her own statement. Meiko furrowed her eyebrows and set the bottle down, wiping the corner of her mouth with her (WHITE) sleeves. "New Vocaloid, when?" Meiko asked, dumbfounded. Teto hit the woman with her spatula as she walked by, hiding a smirk at the loud "OW!" that followed. "Do you EVER listen to Master? Megpoid Gumi chick, today she'll be officially a Vocaloid." Teto explained, fishing out a plate from the cabinet. Teto finally found a squared, royal blue plate with white blossoms hand painted on, she was content with.
"Oh, Gumi." Meiko finally said, smiling in accomplishment for remembering as she steadily nears "drunk". "So rude, no honorific?" Teto complained. Meiko disregarded. "You makin' carrot stew or something?" Meiko asked, craning her neck to see the food being carefully placed on the plate. Teto cringed at the name. "Yuck, why would I make carrot stew!" Meiko immediately went into defense mode. "She likes carrots, and carrots are in stew. Do the math, Pinky!" Meiko insulted.
Teto gripped the pan a little tighter and moved the spatula a little stiffer. "Idiot, she likes pickles! Do you ever remember a word Master says? And my name's not 'Pinky'!" Meiko rolled her eyes at the last part as Teto garnished the plate up. "She likes carrots."
"PICKLES."
"I'm telling you, Teto, it's carrots."
"She wears GREEN."
"And orange."
Teto turned to Meiko and crossed her arms over her small chest. "Fine. When she gets here I'll ask, then we'll see who's right!" Meiko nodded and spit on her right hand, extending it to Teto. Teto winced. "Uh… let's not shake on this one…"
When Meiko and Teto asked to be in the front when Gumi was introduced, no one gave a second thought. When Meiko and Teto started glaring at each other from across the room, no one questioned. However, when the doorbell rang Teto slammed Meiko into a wall to answer the door, that's when the other Vocaloids became suspicious…
"Back off, it was my idea!" Meiko shouted, spilling her sake as she hip-bumped Teto out of her way.
"No, it was MY idea you troll!" Mikuo winced at the crashes that followed.
There was a silent moment, then a moment of arguing before the door was opened.
"Welcome, you must be Gumi-san! I'm Te-"
"I'M MEIKO~!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU DRUNK!"
…
"Anyway, I'm Teto, Kasane Teto. We're very happy to be able to work with you and have you join our lil' family." Teto's (creppy) real estate agent smile resulted into a nervous laugh and quiet "thanks" from Gumi. Meiko took the silent minute that followed as her cue to introduce Gumi, and possibly prove Teto was wrong.
A/N: Dun, dun, DUUUUUUUUNNN~! Another cliffie/cliffy. X3
This took about a week to finish, sadly. I try to keep incomplete stories in my documents so if I ever get bored I can finish them and actually do something in my life. ;3
Review if you want I guess...? o.o
