Hahahaha I am back and ready to annoy the Akatsuki!!! Sorry it takes me so long to put up new chapters. I write them then put them up. I don't write ahead sorry. :P
Yes so Tobi was walking around the hide out at 3 in the morning or so. Why? Because he had a bad dream and decided walking around in dark corridors would be better than trying to fall asleep again. Well as he walked by the window he noticed something, something very strange. He couldn't see anything, it was all white. Thinking that the sky was falling, he ran to go get Rika. (According to the last chapter she joined the Akatsuki)
Tobi: RIKA! RIKA! THE SKY IS FALLING!!
Rika: Tobi shut up!! It's 3 in the morning!! Go bother someone else!!
Rika rolled over and went back to sleep. Tobi still frightened ran into Hidan's room.
Tobi: HIDAN! HIDAN! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!
Hidan: FOR THE -censored- LOVE OF JASHIN!! IT IS –censored censored- 3 IN THE -censored- MORNING!!
Tobi was scarred so he ran to Konan; she would be nicer than the others…riiiiight?
Tobi: Konan! The sky is falling!!
Konan: Tobi it's just snowing…go back to sleep…
Tobi: But Tobi had a bad dream!
Konan: Ugh, fine come here…
Tobi: YEAH!!
Tobi jumps in the bed with Konan (not for that reason you pervs!! Tobi acts like a 6 year old) and instantly falls asleep. Around 4 hours later (now making it 7 in the morning for all those lazy people who don't want to do the math) Pein walks in to wake up Konan because he does that everyday (why, 'cause I say so)
Pein: KONAN! TOBI! WTF!!!
Tobi: HI LEADER!!!
Konan: Tobi had a bad dream again.
Pein: Oh well if that's it, Kisame is done making breakfast. Oh and we are also snowed in and there is no possible way for us to leave or anyone to come.
Yes they were snowed in. It was going to be a loooong day.
Zestu: My siblings!! They're gonna die!!
Kisame: SIBLINGS!?!?
Zestu: YES FREDRICK WILL DIE!! –holds out venus fly trap-
Sasori: Who names a plant Fredrick?
Itachi: And who names a puppet Rika?
Rika: Aww you named a puppet after me!
Deidara: No that usually means he will make you a puppet…
Rika: Oh…well then…
Tobi: Kisame has a fish named NEMO!!
Kisame: NO I DON'T!!
Konan: Yes you do.
Kisame: And you have a stuffed teddy bear named Pein…
Konan: N-no I d-don't!
Kisame: Wow you really do I was just making fun of you.
Konan: HIDAN WHERE IS YOUR FUN SHARP WEAPON THINGY!!!
Hidan: Wow that was such a threatening sentence…
Konan: WHY YOU!!! –chases Hidan, who is praying to Jashin to save him, around the room-
Pein: Well at least today started off like normal…
Later that day they all gathered into on room, the kitchen to be exact, because for an unexpected reason the heating turned off, and so did the electricity. So they all were there so they wouldn't die from hypothermia.
Tobi: Tobi is cold.
Zestu: So is everyone one else, and Fredrick got killed because of it!
Rika: Oh shut up already about your plant!
Itachi: We need to find a way to keep warm…and I refuse to touch anyone.
Tobi and Kisame: What! We can't hug you?
Sasori: Same here…that means you Deidara.
Deidara: Awww, no fun!
Pein: Konan, what is with that smirk?
Konan: Oh nothing…
Konan walks up slowly to Pein as he cowers in fear. She grab his wrist and drags hum out and away.
Tobi: LEADER!!
Deidara: Tobi you can't follow them!
Rika: Why can't he?
Deidara whispers something into Rika's ear. Rika blushes so red that she is the color of Sasori's hair.
Tobi: Rika can I follow them?
Rika: N-n-no T-tobi you c-can't.
Itachi: Rika, stuttering, it must be bad –rolls his eyes-
Rika: Fine then –whispers something to Itachi-
Itachi: I kind of guessed that –is bushing a slight pink, almost too light to notice-
Deidara: Itachi, are you blushing?
Itachi: Damn artists.
Kisame: WTF! Itachi can't blush!
Sasori: Apparently he can, especially when Sakura is around.
Hidan: Life would be much more interesting if all of them were here again…
Rika: You said a whole sentence without cussing!
Hidan: Shut the -censored- up!
Rika: I knew it was too good to be true…I know what we can do while we are here!!
Itachi: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
Rika: If any of you move I will kill you…good so I was thinking I want to see what your best pick up lines are.
Kisame: Why?
Rika: Because I say so now go!
Tobi: Okay! I will go!! -cough- Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Rika: Wow that gets a 7!
Akatsuki: You're rating!?!?
Rika: Yes now hurry up!
Deidara: I have an owie on my hand, will you kiss it better?
Rika: Why your hand?
Deidara hold up one of his hands.
Rika: Oh well that get you a 6…
Hidan: Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you just remind me of myself.
Rika: That's a 2.
Itachi: Excuse me, I lost my number, can I borrow yours?
Rika: HOLY SHIT THAT'S A 10!!
Kisame: You look like a refreshing glass of water, and I am the thirstiest guy in the world!
Rika:…5…
Zestu: Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
Rika: Awww! 10!
Sasori: Go out with me or die.
Rika: Ehh I give it a 6, 'cause who's gonna turn down that offer.
Tobi: I know what Pein would say!
Rika: Okay do one for Pein…
Tobi: -cough and now speaking in Pein like voice- 'If being sexy is a crime, you are guilty as charged.'
Rika: O-kay…a 4…
Hidan: Kakuzu would say 'Your beauty was so distracting, it caused me to walk into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number…for insurance reasons.'
Rika: Who's Kakuzu?
Zestu: He's a member but he usually stays in a separate hide out so he can count his money.
(Those pick up lines provided by someone on DeviantArt)
Zestu: I'm hungary –looks at Kisame-
Kisame: Okay I'll make food.
Itachi: Kisame sit down you nearly blew up the kitchen for breakfast, so I'll make food.
Rika: Itachi cooks!?!?
Tobi: Yes it is really good too!
Rika: Damn Sakura…
Sasori: Did you say something.
Rika: Maybe I did and maybe I didn't!
Itachi: You said something along the lines of 'Damn Sakura' didn't you.
Rika: You must have supersonic hearing or something!
Itachi: No I have fan girls, such as the writer of this (me: Keep me out of this! And I am not a fan girl! You are just one of my favorite characters, same as Kiba and Sasori and Deidara…) Right…so yes I have fan girls.
Rika: I don't like you!
Itachi: Lie.
Rika: I like Zestu!
Itachi: Hmm it is possible, but my fan girl sense is never wrong.
Zestu: Really?
Rika: -blushes- yes…
Zestu: me too…
Rika and Zestu Walk out of the room hand in hand. Hmm kind of like Konan and Pein…They've been gone a while…oh well.
Deidara: Oh no!! We are gonna be next! –hugs Sasroi-
Sasori: There is no way I am leaving this room with you Deidara!
Deidara: -blushing- I didn't mean it that way!!
Tobi: Why won't you leave the room with Deidara?
Sasori: Because then we will end up like Pein and Konan or Zestu and Rika having s—
Sasori is cut of when Kisame tackles him.
Kisame: Shut up Sasori! Do you really want to have Tobi talking about anything else inappropriate…
Flashback
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…(you think of the possibilities)
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End Flashback
Sasori: Oh…
Rika and Zestu come back.
Kisame: That didn't take you two very long.
Rika: Well DUH!
Zestu: Yeah it was still fun.
Tobi: What was fun?
Rika: We went and made s—
Rika was cut off by Kisame jumping on her.
Rika: What the hell was that for!?!?
Kisame: Don't tell him anything inappropriate!
Zestu: You thought we had s—
Kisame: Don't say it!!
Rika: You pervs!! We made snowmen!!
Tobi: How do you make snowmen?
Rika grabs his and Zestu's hand and they go outside to make snowmen. Eventually everyone comes out to play on the snow, which of course leads to a snowball fight -cough-Deidara-cough-
Eventually it gets too cold and they go in and drink hot chocolate and light a fire in the fireplace, and they all drift off on the couches and chairs…
Yup so that's what I thought of! I really need suggestions, because I'm not sure what else to do to this story. I really appreciate all the reviews!
