DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING BUT YOSHI AND THE JERK LATTER KNOW AS TAKEMARU. THIS CHAPTER CONTAIN LANGUAGE AND VIOLENCE. YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED AND WILL BE LATER.

YOSHI HAS IN INTERESTING NIGHT TONIGHT:

STARTING THE CHAPTER !!! I WORKED ON WHILE WAITING FOR OUT MARE CAT TO HAVE HER BABY NONE YET SHE IS HOLDING THAT BABY IN!! T-T

CHAPTER: Yoshi's Masquerade Ball of horror

Haruhi was looking at the tux on the bed. It was a DARK, Dark DEEP purple. It had black slacks and a black button up shirt. Plus a white tie for kicks.

"My darling Haruhi if you really were a boy. I would SO ravish you"

She laughed before making her own joke.

"Ha Yoshi promises, promises"

I busted you laughing. Kimi-Chan came in with Poser. Holding up a peace sign.

"Yo my lady"

Turning and looking at her.

"WHAT ARE YOU WEARING!!"

She blinked four times, Then looked at her normal maid outfit.

"Oh..OH yeah about that, With the mistress here she demand I wear proper clothing for a maid"

"Well she can kiss my German, American, Japanese ASS because you are my MAID"

Turning away from her, With my nose held high. Haruhi blinked and look stunned.

"German?"

"Yes my dad"

Turning back to Kimi

"Go change into proper clothes before I puke from generic clothing"

Haruhi started laughing till Benny came shimmering into the room.

"You're dress has just arrived Yoshi-Sama"

Haruhi jumped the three feet to the window gripping her chest. I looked at her used to him by now.

"Told ya he kinda pops out from NO WHERE, Thank you darling just hang it on the screen for me"

He did as he was told. I walked over the vanity sitting in the chair. Pulling my long hair up into some curlers so they would stay curled. Applying face powder, and kinda heavy eyeliner, making the shadow smokey. Walking behind the changing curtain and slipping into the dress. Kimi-Chan came back in. In a black tutu with skulls on it with a ripped along the bottom, and rose fishnet over the knee stockings. With a velvet red corset and her hair up in pigtails.

(LOOK AT MY PROFILE!)

"Now that is what Im talking about"

"Do you need help?"

"Yes button and lace up the back"

(AN:) LOOK ON MY PROFILE FOR PICTURES AND WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE)

Smoothing out the dress.

"What do you think Haru-Kun?"

"If I were a boy I would never let you leave the house"

Clutching her sides from laughing so much. I joined her in the laughing fest.

"Oh Haru-Kun I have corrupted you with my EVIL ways"

She waved me off like nothing.

"Please it was bound to happen at some point"

Looking at her and smirking.

"So I see the looks that Tamaki gives you darling but he is SO oblivious to the fact that he likes you more then a friend"

She just scoffed, Turned up her nose.

"Yeah that is so Un-true you could write it in Greek legends, He could not feel that way, its not like I like him like that"

"NO you don't"

"huh but you said"

"Yes because you like, LIKE, LIKE him"

"Why would I like HIM like that"

She was dismissing the idea.

"Oh My Goodness WOMAN you ARE so OBLIVIOUS TOO. I will tell you what soon you are going to realize your true feelings"

She turned her very own EVIL smirk to me.

"So WHAT about you and Hikaru?"

Smiling to her and grabbing her hand.

Looking at her talking all flirty.

"Its just a form of attraction, Between to people over a challenge over silly trivial things"

"OH Yoshi Darling you have a BF?"

"No. . . Well not yet anyway. Hm I don't know we only JUST met"

"Sure and your not oblivious to your feelings?"

"Nope Im very open about nearly everything"

Benny came in, seeing Kimi sitting all Indian like on the bed. Giving her a stern look.

"To work Kimi, You know No frivolous things till AFTER work"

Kimi stood and Saluted him.

"Ai, ai captain"

Laughing as I watched her saunter out of the room. Turning to see Benny.

"Yes my darling, why have you sent Kimi out to work for the wicked witch?"

Spitting it out like Snakes venom.

"Your limo is here"

"The short one?"

"Yes the short one"

"Black or Purple?"

"Both Mistress"

Smiling turning to Haruhi.

"You get to pick!"

She looked completely stunned

"WHY?"

"Because Silly! you're my guest and it's a special limo"

"Special?"

She is so CUTE. Grabbing her and hugging her then, LINKING arms and walking down the stairs to the double windowed front doors. WE don't need doormen, They are not needed. Benny pushed open the doors all dramatic like.

(YOSHI: I spent hours crying and begging and teaching him he better damn well do it right!

Missy: OF COURSE DARLING I TOLD HIM HE BETTER MAKE YOU HAPPY OR ELSE HE WAS GOING TO BE CLEANING POOLS AND YOU KNOW HOW HER HATES THEM AFTER POSERS SKY DIVE JUMP

YOSHI: OOOHHHHH YEAH THAT WA AWESOME FUN)

"Let me show you"

The Limos were Bugatti Veyron's tunned into limos. They also had my black and red Bugatti sitting out there.

"Im taking you to school in the morning in this"

I showed her the inside of the car. It was black and silver. She was just gapping at it.

"Hop inside!"

I jumped in the front seat. She seemed afraid to touch anything.

"Go ahead he loves to be touched"

"He?"

She gave a blank look.

"Yeah most peoples cars are girls but he purrs like a TIGER"

"Can we take this?"

She looked all mystified. Staring at him with stars in her eyes.

"Of course darling we will show up in style"

We shut the doors and I speed out of the drive way. We pulled in the front of the school. The boys were getting out of there limos as we whipped up. Haruhi jumped out of the car, spun on her heel and hugged the roof. She loved the way the doors open by going up instead of out.

"I LOVE THIS CAR"

Everybody was shocked at her love of a very expensive car. Laughing at her obvious enjoyment.

"I will get you one for your birthday my little lover"

She wrapped me in a hug. Laughing as she told me.

"If I were a boy I would RAVISH YOU!"

I grabbed my sides. Laughing. Every one else was shocked at her bland and open thoughts.

"Oh Haruhi go back in your shell"

"Nu Uh No way love"

The Twins came over, Wrapping there arms around me and Haruhi. Stating there thoughts about my lovely car.

"I love that car it is amazing"

"Yes he is my baby, But the way Haruhi is drooling over him she might steal him"

"HEY!!"

"Love you Haru-Kun"

The boy's took notice to how we were dressed. Kyoya adjusted his glasses.

"I like the dress and tux you make quite a pair"

Nodding and wrapping my arms around her.

"Yes were are going to get married in June"

We started giggling. Hikaru tightened his arms.

"But what about me?"

"You can be my Mister I go see when Haruhi is cheating on me"

He turned me around. Grabbing my chin making me blush.

"Haruhi can be your mistress you are mine"

"We will see"

Kyo ushered us to finish setting up the place. The girls and boy's came wandering in. Tamaki was making his grand speech then making a fuss over Haruhi's taste in fancy tuna. They were all being so silly. I wandered down the stares. I saw some cute boys. I made my way over to them.

"I do hope you boy's enjoy your evening "

I gave them that little boy smile making all four blush.

'Huh boy's even Hikaru is more manly, Along with Kyo'

One of the more bolder one's came forward.

"I would enjoy a dance Miss?"

"Uchiwa"

A look of shock crossed his face.

"Oh! Miss Uchiwa Im Lee Danzo"

"I would be honored Danzo-San"

He walked me out to floor and we started the waltz.

'He has wandering hands'

I gave him a pointed look.

"Your hands are wandering Danzo, Keep them in place"

He just smirked. I looked behind him to Takashi, Putting a pout and begging with my eyes. He caught the hint but so did Hikaru. They both came over Takashi stopping short when he saw Hikaru. He tapped his shoulder roughly.

"Im going to cut in"

He grabbed my hands spinning me so fast I almost tripped.

"Easy Hikaru"

We started dancing for the last 40 seconds of the song.

"Don't let them handle you like that please"

"I was going to slap him in a few seconds"

He started laughing. One of the other guys came over.

"Miss Uchiwa-sama Im Kita Hojo, May I have a dance?"

Bowing back to his. And giving Hikaru a reassuring squeeze on his arm.

"Yes Hojo-San you may"

We started dancing. He was so polite. It was almost annoying, He was perfect. He must of had braces, a pimple or something. BUT NO he was clean.

'Sheesh pretty boy's, what happen to normal teenage boys?'

Then the answer hit me. This WAS OURANthey were a rich and pampered little boys.

'DUH'

After that song plus four other boys, and even dancing with two sweet little girls. Kyoya came to my rescue telling me it was time for my show.

"Yes!"

Kyo was Smiling he knew I was happy to stop dancing. But the others thought it was for the show, It was kind of was, but I was tired of getting stared at. I rushed into the back. To change into Black ripped skinny jeans. And a Tokio Hotel Band tee. Leaving my hair up. Plus knee high platform boots. Grabbing my Ryuichi Sakuma Guitar. Running out was kinda weird. My feet were heavy. You can only run so fast in platforms. Seeing Kyoya telling the makeshift band what to do.

"Guys we are going to play Shining Collection, In My Head, Where Is Your Boy. Then last Disconnected"

Getting in front of them. It reminded me of a real concert, THEY jumped kind of stiffly but after In My Head, They were just a bunch of teens. I jumped around dancing like Bill and Gerard after all they were my Idols *(Bill Kaulitz and Gerard Way give me shivers LOL)*
I was sweating but thank goodness for me being in shape. I was only slightly out of breathe.

"*BREATH* What did you guy *BREATH* think?"

They all screamed there cheers.

"You want one more song"

They all screamed

"TWO!!!"

"OK (Laughing )Ok, OK"

I turned to the band speaking into the MIC. So everybody can hear.

"We are going to sing two songs by Panic At The Disco. First 'Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have With Out Taking Her Clothes Off' and 'There Is A Good Reason Theses Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Haven't Figured It Out Yet'"

We Started the intro to the song I was teasing all the boys In 'LITMFAGCHWTHCO' Running my hands up and down my body and In 'TAGRTTARHYJHFIOY' I was Having so much fun dancing. After signing I bowed thanking them telling them that my band was coming from America for the talent show on Friday. Running into the changing room. I forgot that Haruhi had to unlace and button the back. I forgot that Haruhi did not have a phone.

(AN :) SHE IS QUITE FORGETFUL TONIGHT MUST BE TIRED!!!!!=)))

So I texted the last person I had texted.

FROM: YOSHI
TO:SHADOW KING
NEED HELP WITH DRESS
=)(=HELLZ YEAH=)(=

Kyouya came into the room knocking first. Turning to him smiling, holding the front of my dress.

"Can you lace and button the back?"

He nodded motioning with his hand to turn around. I felt his warm hands touching my back from time to time.

"Kyo-Kun your hands are really warm and soft, Unlike mine"

After he was done he grabbed my hand running his along m palm.

"They are soft silly these small callouses are nothing, just proves how hard you work for what you have"

I smiled up at him.

"How did you get Haruhi to come out of her shell Yoshiko?"

"I don't know Kyo-Kun I guess I have always been told that I can be very persuasive"

I winked at him smiling and walking away swaying my little hips. Laughing when he came up beside me blushing.

"You are such a tease"

"Yup and being that is SO much fun I LOVE it People never know what crazy thing I will pull next. So how much did me helping out help Haruhi?"

He made his glasses glint, in his very Kyouya way.

"Well you still have to dance with the club so I will cut it by 12%"

"OK what ever you say Kyo-Kun"

Skipping away from him to The twins. Curtsying to Kaoru.

"Care to dance brother of my lover?"

He blushed taking my hand, and Taking the lead, He spun me around. Laughing I giggled as he play-fully dipped me.

"You are an amazing dancer Kaoru"

"You seemed shocked"

He seemed surprised that I doubted his dancing skills.

"Well ya know. Im TRYING to make nice idle chitchat Kao-Kun"

"Kao-Kun?"

"Yup nickname everybody get's 'Em"

He laughed delighted

"I like it what is everybody else?"

"Well there is Kyo-Kun, Tama-Kun, Haru-Kun, Hunny-Chan, Taka-Kun, Hika-Kun and you"

He was kind of neutral.

"Some could be better"

Gasping and Looking shocked.

"What how?"

"King for Tamaki"

Looking down

"Yeah shut up"

Slapping his shoulder playfully. He fringed hurt.

"And the Shadow King"

"Nope he gets Kyo and FINE how about this:
Tamaki - King-KunKyouya - Kyo-Kun
Takashi - Ninja man
Haruhi - Haru-Kun
Hunny - Sweets

and you and Hika can be thing one and two and your thing two because you doubt my nick name skillz"

"Skillz?"

"Yup American lingo"

I laughed as Hunny grabbed my hand dragging away from Kaoru to dance.

"How are you Sweets?"

"Good Red"

Laughing a few friend called me that back in the states. Red for my glowing orbs. We spun around laughing till I almost tripped getting dizzy. Mori grabbed my hand cradling me and slow dancing. I stood on his feet like a child and her dad. I rested my head on his shoulder getting comfy. Tamaki requested that I dace with him in the next song.

Tamaki was a major king candidate he had that air about him. We danced as if we had a Queen in our presence. He was light in his feet and graceful. Kyo made his way over, tap his shoulder and swept me away.

'Man talk about being kidnaped day in and day out'

"Well Kyo-Kun I could say that Im surprised but ya know Im really not"

"I could say Im surprised about you being able to dance but just about all rich kids can dance.

You could say that it is required of our status in The world"

HE shot his own insult back to me. Im loving this playful banter.

Haha yeah I remember going to dance class changing in the limo. then turning right around and going to some kind of horse show"

He spun me around and dipped me leaning close to my face. and Whispering in my ear.

"You have led a very interesting Yoshi but don't torture Hikaru too much he is making great bounds to be with you"

Looking out of the corner of my eye towards Hikaru. He looked every bit as angry but I did promise I would save the LAST dance for him. After Kyouya released me I walked over to Hikaru.

"You get the very last dance Hika-Kun, It's a very special dance"

Kissing his cheek. And walking away toward Haruhi. Till a red headed boy came to stand in my way.

"My darling Yoshiko may I have a dance?"

"Yes of course"

He grabbed my hand, Something did not feel very right about him. He spun me around letting his hands wander after a minute of dancing. I was getting very mad. He was SO in the WRONG. He squeezed right about my butt.

"That is enough, Please leave me be"

I made to walk away. But as all my great escapes, It ended in failure.

"Please fallow me"

Not giving me a choice. He grabbed my hand dragging me towards the door, we had stopped dancing in-front of.

"No leave me alone"

"Shut up girl!"

(AN:) WARNING!! Things are about to get dark and Violence/ cussing is written if you don't like skim or don't read you have been warned)

He twisted my arm into a angle where I was in defenseless position. Damn he had seen the kick aimed for his happy man sack. He covered my mouth throwing me into the desks.

"Ow you little Shity man whore"

He just laughed a deranged laugh that made my skin crawl. I could hear the echo of the laugh in the back of my brain. This moment will haunt me for the rest of my young life. However long I will live. I saw the glint on the camping army type knife. I can say I have never been more scared.
He was towering over me. I hate the fact that I tend to cry when I don't know what to do. Im never sad, I just cry. Leaning down to my eye level I was hurt not moving from the desks.

"Don't cry darling you are MY prize"

He had a sickening voice. Standing to my full height. I went to slap him, It was futile he reacted faster them my pain induced movements.

"Let me go, Your going to pay"

"What don't you love my. Attentions to you Uchiwa"

Taking my hand from his grip. Balling my hands into fists. I swung with all my force. I managed to nail him in the throat. He laid gasping at my feet. Attempting to run in heels was hard. I almost made it to the door.

Grasping the handle trying to turn it.

'When did my hands get sweaty?'

I was stopped by a body slamming me into The door. Squishing me with his weight into the door. Doorhandle into my gut I was scrambling trying to get his weight off me. I felt like it was severing my spine. When I saw little colorful stars I quite fighting him. He stepped back from me, letting me fall to The floor. He kneeled over me touching and feeling me. I wanted to puke.

'Im glad my dress is complicated'

Waiting till he moved off me in his frustration with my dress. I screamed at the very top of my lungs. I heard foot steps come to the door.

"HEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I felt the kick to my hip. The busted open. I saw 6 men and one girl, Honey and Mori in the front. The Host Club.

Tamaki and Haruhi were at my side. Kyo was staring at the boy. Hunny and Mori were standing back shaking in anger. Hikaru and Kaoru were attacking him. Tamaki lifted me up.

"Let me catch my wind Tama-King"

I was leaning on him. I looked at the boy.

"Hikaru hold him still"

I limped over to the bastard.

"What the heck is your name?"

"Takemaru Shika"

I balled my fist again, Kicked him in the happy place, when he doubled over I knee his face. The movement hurt I gasped and tipped backwards. The twins dropped Takemaru and grabbed me.

"Thank you for coming to my rescue"

Kyo walked over towards me.

"Mori, Hunny please put him somewhere I can deal with him later"

He touched my face. Pulling out his cell setting up an emergency appointment with his on call doctor. He told the twins and Tamaki to take me out to the car. The room was wreaked. I guess when he tossed me onto The desks I cracked my head. We made our way to the door. Girls gasped and made way. The few boy's that I had danced with growled at the state I was in.

Kyo grabbed the attention. Telling them he hoped they would understand The situation. I would personally give them my apology when I was well. The club was sitting in the limo. Hikaru was petting my hair away from my face. While Haru took it down. My head felt like a watermelon. Tamaki was chewing on his nails. Hunny was silently sobbing on Mori who looked sad. Kyo was making calls.

The bright lights were a total killer.

YOSHIKO: (STARING AT THE SCREEN) WHAT THE HELL IM THE FREAKING DAMSEL IN DISTRESS, WHAT THE FEAKING H-E- DOUBLE TOOTHPICKS ARE YOU WRITING DO YOU KNOW I KNOW FIGHTING

MISSY: (LOOKING SHEEPISH) YES I KNOW THAT BUT YOU WERE TIRES AND NEVER BEEN IN THAT SITUATION AND HE WAS ONE STEP AHEAD

YOSHIKO: (LOOKING AGREEABLE) YEAH THAT IS TRUE AND MY HANDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SWEATY BEFORE I GUESS IT TURNED OUT OK

MISSY: (LOOKING HAPPY)YEAH SEE THERE , THERE IT TURNED OUT OKAY!!!!

YOSHIKO: TRUE

MISSY: (JUMPING UP AND CLAPPING MY HANDS) OK YOSHI DO THE DISCLAIMER

YOSHIKO: (ROLLS HER EYES) WHY?

MISSY: (GRABS SQUIRT BOTTLE) BECAUSE I SAID SO!

YOSHIKO: (SCRAMBLES UP TO STAND LIKE A PROPER LADY) MISSY DOES NOT OWN ANYTHING BUT ME AND A FEW MADE UP CHARACTERS (WHIPERS) WELL SHE THINKS SHE DOES

MISSY: (PEEKS OUT OF THE COMPUTER ROOM) WHAT SIS YOU SAY?

YOSHIKO: (RUNS AWAY YELLING) NOTHING MASTER IM GOING TO THE CLOSET

MISSY: (LOOKS KINDA SCARED) I WONDER WHAT IS IN THE CLOSET, SHE CAN BE SO STRANGE WELL THERE YOU GUYS GO ANOTHER CHAPTER. HOPE YOU LIKE IT AND DON'T WORRY YOSHI IS A STRONG GIRL. A BOY THAT THINKS HE IS TUFF.

I WONDER WHAT KYO-KUN DID TO HIM???

KYOUYA: NOT TO WORRY MISSY-CHAN NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN FROM HIM EVER AGIN.

MISSY: ARE YOU CHIPING HIM TO KEEP AN EYE ON HIM, DON'T FORGET YOSHIKO'S DESTINY

KYO WALKS AWAY DIALING ON HIS PHONE

rAnDoM bUnNy'S jUmP aNd HoP To EaT CaRrOtS

MISSY: THANKS FOR READING PLEASE REVIEW IF I DON'T GET FIVE MORE NO NEW CHAPTER!