Chapter 4
The next day i was in my room listening to the newest BTS song, GIRL I AM IN LOVE. Suddenrei, da door opened!
It was Extra-chan! She was a roommate that was in my Slytherin room. And she was ok even though she was such an extra. "Whatcchu listenin to estique-"
I stared at her like she was a monkey (she kind of was). "..go on…!"
"?" she was such a FrEaKING pLEBBB-
But then her eyes widened. "No, YAMETE, I said your name wrong, estique-sama!"
"and now you may be fed twice a week!" she whooped.
"Send her to the dungeons for forgetting to refer to me as sama!" I tell my Right-Hand-Man, extra-senpai!
"But aren't we already in the dungeons?"
"Send her to the dungeons for talking smack to me, extra-chan-san-senpai!" I tell my real Right-Hand-Man™, extra-chan-san-senpai. He was there when no one was, with his unrememberable face and dull personality, I knew we'd hit it off. Or was that extra-sama-senpai-san-sama-kun?
Next to extra-chan-san-senpai was extra-san, extra-tan and extra. They were all three different people that looked exactly the are all so happy that I gave them all unique special nicknames and in return they call me Estique-sama. As they should. Not that I am in any way arrogant tehe 3
"ALL LOVE ESTIQUE-SAMA-SAN-KUN-CHAMA!" said extra-kun. He got lost a lot and so we gave him a skirt and let him stay. I'm so nice, you know?
But suddenrei I remember yesterday! When I was confessed to by doodledorks mONEY-I-I mean by Dumbledore. And I need to give him an answer or else he'll tOtALLY TeLL EverYONe aND tHeN IlL Be SUCH A PLEB IN SCHOOOL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
I dun wanna d8 a old man but kind of have to, for dat sweet MONEY. I started to cry tears of crystalz.
They kinda hurt.
But den suddenri, I saw c00l boi TOOOTALLY stalking me. He was crouched on the top of the ceiling, kinda like Spiderman™.
"C00l Boi™! You came to rescue me!" I shouted in a flirty way.
He stared at me. I stared back.
5 hours passed. I'm pretty sure he was asking for my hand in marriage btw.
Then the left out of the window and I sighed. In that entire time my tearz didn't stop.
The agony of the tearz made realize that I should just take sum advice from my favorite person in the entire world, me.
And I say letz negoti8 with dumbliedork! Surely asking nicely if I can get out of this highly-inappropriate, not-at-all-agreed-to, corrupt and very perverse relationship will definitely work! Just another day in the life of Estique Maroon du Rose Uchiha-Todoroki-Bakugou, ehe!
L8tuh dat dAY
"EAT!" I shouted.
"Nomnomnom" said Ron. The door vanished.
And then I stepped into Dumbledore's office.
"I planted cookies on Ginny. Go!" and USAIN RON was born.
Oh, Estique! Kokoro no junbi ga…
"wut? No, I am here to tell u old man, dat I want your money. Very much. I have already named about a thousand of the bills already. From Aaron to Zoro, u name it, I've named it."
"Yukata!"
"Yes, yes, 'yukata'. freaking weeaboo…"
"Hai!"
"But anyway, I don't want you, like, at all. So can I please have your money? Without dating you? And can you also like go away? So you don't embarrass me infront of my superawesome edgy friends, you noob?"
"Nani, Estique-chan, Watashi wa-
THEN SUDDENREI!
The C00l boi™ swooped in and kicked Dumbledore out of a window without his wand!?.
GASPED.
TO BE CONTINUED.
