[Werewolves of London, Vampires of Mexico]

Word has reached your ear of a terrible enemy, the [Pillar Man]!

Objectives:

Reach Mexico

Defeat the [Pillar Man]

Bonus Objectives:

?

?

Rewards:

100,000 Exp

Bonus Rewards:

?

?

Failure:

Death

"I can't believe you."

"What? Come on, we just fought the kamikaze vampire version of one of my Grandad's friends three days ago, and you're telling me this is out of the range of your human comprehension."

"Jojo, there are many supernatural things that have a firm place within my belief area of the beautiful piece of flesh that is my brain. That you hooked up with a girl who looks exactly like Jean Harlow? Not one of them."

"Whatever, you're just jealous of me, I can tell."

"The only things I'm jealous about are your skills in making up complete and utter bullshit."

Me and my friend were currently on an airplane, headed straight for Mexico City before headed South, where the pyramid was said to be found. After hearing about the whole debacle with Straizo, Erina helped set up the trip and got me a passport. God I love that woman. But on a serious note, she asked me to make absolutely sure that Joseph was as safe as possible, which even she knew was impossible, but did it more for her sake than anything. Thankfully she has Smokey by her side, so Erina won't be too lonely.

"Say what you want," he said, pulling out a bag of jerky. "I shall stand by my word until death takes me!"

I looked up from my book, Dracula, ironically enough. Almost done and ready to move onto my Japanese studies. "Mind passing me one?"

"Yeah sure." He flung it, and with grace that I could never have had in my old life, I caught it in my mouth. "Ten points!"

I liked this. I read a lot of fanfic where people would go into a world, like, say, Naruto and only be interested in or focused on the action, the parts where your blood is pumping like no other. But tell me, what about when there are no enemies to fight? When you want to calm down, and relax? Not a lot of good ones, I can tell you that. I love moments like this, where we're just ourselves and we have nothing to do except goof off and just chill.

Clack clack clack

And as you can see, our resident Joestar likes to do the former. I'm starting to think Joseph has ADHD or something, because he cannot be still for five minutes.

"And why exactly did you get those again?"

"To use with my [Hamon], duh. You've got hair brushes, I've got my clackers."

"I see. And why didn't you just get nunchucks? At least then you could've attached something like a scythe to the end of it, maybe figure out how to extend the chain a bit."

"..."

"Didn't think of that when you got them?"

"...dammit."

"I'll take that as a yes."

And after our somewhat boring five hour flight, we arrived at around ten in the morning.

Mexico City, it really is a nice place, once you get past the heat. But hey, at least it's not humid like Florida. Can't stand that crap. And I just realized, I'm still wearing my [King of the Grimm] gear. I'm going to burn up in all this black. It would be reeeaaal nice if I could do the freezing trick Dio did in Phantom Blood.

And so while I grabbed our bags, Joseph grabbed our ride. And I instantly regretted making him the one to get it.

"And you couldn't have got us a jeep or something?"

"No! Why would I do that?"

"So I could have leg room, not be squashed into a sidecar." He got us a damn motorcycle. With basically no room to bring important supplies like water. Sure, I packed, like, fifty in my inventory, but still! Sometimes, I wonder what goes on in his head.

"Look on the bright side; we'll look amazing!"

"...is it too late to go back to New York?"

"Nope! You're stuck with me until we kill the thing that made Straizo kill Speedwagon!"

"Fucking… whatever. Just put your vengeance-boner away and get in. I'm driving."

"But I've got the directions!"

"Then you can be the backseat driver."

"Fine, but I'm choosing the music!"

"We can't get a signal out in the desert with a portable radio."

"What the hell! The desert sucks!" And yet, in fifty years, we may be crossing it again.

Whoa, slow down there, Dean. We don't know if you'll end up like the first three Jobros. Oh shit, I just realized, I may be able to save Caesar and Kakyoin! Another item to add to my list.

[Catch a Grenade for you]

Death isn't always fair, taking those whose inner fire is often amongst the brightest. But you don't give a damn.

Objectives:

Save Caesar Zeppeli

Save Noriaki Kakyoin

Rewards:

[Life Saver] Title if both live

10,000,000 Exp for each one you save

Your friends live

Failure:

Your friends die

Well… damn. Just… damn.

Focus on that later, you have a Nazi stronghold to break into and an ancient vampire-race that needs to be murdered.

Man, who could've seen my week turning out like this?


Four hours. Do you know what it's like driving a damn motorcycle through the Mexican desert? Especially when all your map can offer you is the general direction? God I can't wait until the GPS is a thing. People always forget how easy everything is in the twenty-first century when they say they want to go back in time. Well I am here to inform all of you that it is a tad harder than you think.

But we did eventually find the facility, after beating the directions out of some Nazi who jumped us for info about Straizo. That was weird. Good news though, Speedwagon isn't dead. Yay!

But the thing about military bases was that they tend to be guarded. And as much as I wanted to dress in drag (I really did, and Joseph is so on point with makeup it's almost scary), I went and decided to make use of my 165 STR. At around 50, one can easily lift the average man like a sack of potatoes. What do you think I can do with more than three times that?

"Halt! Wer bist du," one of the guards asked my flamboyant partner in crime.

"I'm so glad you asked that, my German friends! Name's Joseph Joestar, bullshitter extraordinaire! And that's Dean Domino, my strong man with a surprisingly good singing voice."

"Was-"

"Buonanotte!"

I straight up smacked them in the face with a motorcycle. That was easily one of the coolest things I've ever done.

"First off, I'm so glad that you're my friend. Two, I didn't know you spoke Italian."

"Thanks, so am I. And I'm actually fluent in it and currently learning Japanese."

"Cool! If you learn German, you've got the whole Axis under your belt."

"That's what I was thinking!"

I love having friends who come up with the same stupid ideas as me.

And so, with that out of the way, and a nice food basket from one of the nicer girls, we disguise ourselves as Nazis.

Nazi Uniform Top - Quality: Standard - The standard uniform top of the Nazis. +15% speed of learning German Language

Nazi Uniform Pants - Quality: Standard - The standard uniform pants of the Nazis. +15% speed of learning German Language

Nazi Helmet - Quality: Standard - The standard helmet of the Nazis. +15% speed of learning German Language, +5 DEF

[Full Set Bonus] One with Aryans - The people who went from a pitiful land to an economic superpower, the Germans shall stand above all! +30% speed of learning German Language, +5% damage to all non-Aryans, +10 DEF

...I feel dirty for wearing these.

But for the sake of plot advancement, I shall suck it up and deal with it. But I shall still hold onto my right as an American citizen to punch any image that I see of Adolf Hitler.

Luckily, they never noticed us making our way down into the bowels of the 'secret' base. Honestly though, why would they hire people who tell enemies their base's location after getting hit in the face with exploding cactus and a motorcycle to the balls.

Along the way, I found a [Skill Book]. Most of the ones I used were for [Unarmed] and [Ranged], each one raising the related skill by one. But this one was for a new skill.

Sense Danger - Lvl 1 - Undoubtedly one of the most useful skills anyone can pick up.

Detect danger from within 5 meters

Kind of weird that I haven't gotten that one naturally yet, but whatever. I've somewhat learned to roll with the proverbial punches.

Right before we went into the area in which the Pillar Man resided, another pair of guards stopped and questioned us. They met mine and Jojo's fists.

"You know, I gotta ask," I start as I kicked the unconscious man out of the way. "I thought you were a rich kid living a sheltered life. Where'd you learn to fight?" That always bothered me in the manga/anime.

"Oh, I ran with a local gang back in London when I was younger. It was more of a 'friends hanging out' kind of thing, but we did have fight night."

"Cool." That answers that question.

We slipped in, Joseph silently going towards his father-figure. And we watch the entire thing with the Pillar Man, Santana. And let me once again say it, no mere words can describe the disturbing sight that was Vampires. I mean, how do you react to a man crawling into another man through the nose? It took all my willpower and [Gamer's Mind] not to throw up. It was even worse when he burst through him like one would do a paper wall.

[Weakest Pillar Man]

Santana, Lvl 60

60,000/60,000 HP

0/0 MP

Jojo ripped out the Major's hair and blocked all of the bullets fired in our direction.

"Your hair's really dry, Mr German Military Man. Might want to moisturize or you'll end up bald," he said, taking off the uniform. I did too, and put my fedora back on. What? I always gotta look classy if I need to stand on the same stage as the stripper-posing family.

"Gotta say, this is the weirdest scene we've walked in on yet. Germans getting their asses kicked by an ancient vampire that probably doesn't believe in shirts."

"Got that right. You always take me to the nicest places."

"Wait, you two," Stroheim stuttered in surprisingly good English. "You're Jojo and Dean? Listen, that man, Santana, is the one who made the masks! He uses them on people to make them stronger before absorbing them! He's a monster that must be stopped!"

Jojo thought on those words a bit before extending a hand towards him.

"Jojo, be careful!"

He continued forward, trying to hide his smirk behind a mask of seriousness that CHA was able to pick up.

"God dammit," I muttered, realizing what he was about to do.

His hand was centimeters away from the Pillar Man's face when-

"Tag!" He jumped back playfully, Santana had not moved an inch or looking amused. "I heard you talking earlier, right. Hello! How's it going? Happy! Fun! Nice to meet you, man! Happy! Fun! Nice to meet you, man! You get all that, Satana? Together now!"

I turn to the locked up Speedwagon. "This is all on you."

"Jojo, this is no time for fooling around!"

"Gotta agree with the Nazi on this one." There's a sentence I never thought I would say. "The hell are you doing?"

"Well, I thought he might be a nice guy," he said, turning away from what was essentially the apex predator of earth. "I'm just testing him a bit. I don't think it's right to assume from the start the guy's a bad apple before getting to know him." I rose my eyebrow and motioned to all of the dead bodies. "Hey, they reap what they sow. They were experimenting and shooting at him."

"Well, yeah, but still."

"And besides, I'm only here to take Speedwagon back home to New York. I have no reason to fight him."

"Be that as it may-"

"Why are you two arguing over this," the elderly Speedwagon shouted.

That was when the object of discussion walked right between us.

"What's his deal? He's completely ignoring me."

"That alone would take an unbelievably skilled person to accomplish." Joseph ignored my salty words and tried to trip him, but he just walked- Oh shit he just broke his ankle and didn't react!

"W-what the hell was that? Th-That felt so weird."

The Pillar Man walked over to one of the fallen corpses and started inspecting one of the many guns.

"Jojo," I whispered as he took it apart and Speedwagon and Stroheim freaked out. "If we do have to fight, I need you on long-range, got it?"

"Y-yeah, you got it."

WHile he was inspecting the lights, I walked up behind him slowly. "Hm, stupid primitive." Wait, wha-

[Quicksilver] kicked in, instinctively activating my [Hamon] to shield myself as his goddamn ribs extended, pushing me deep into the ceiling.

[-100 HP]

Yeah, fuck you too, Captain Obvious. At least it wasn't a lot of damage.

"Sparks? Who is this human? I didn't absorb him. He was repelled. And the other one's leg is fine. I have never seen such humans. Are they unique? Are all humans now the same?"

"Upgraded from primitive to human," I groaned. "I'm so honored, your loinclothiness. And believe me, we are both very unique."

"Hm," was his response. Something tells me this guy is a dick.

"You bastard," my friend started. "I was willing to let you walk, but you don't hurt my friends! I'll have you mounted in a museum when I'm through with you!"

"Humans have evolved… slightly." Yep, total dick.

"Stay calm," I tried to say, but was ignored as he tried to punch Satana, only for his [Hamon] to just… disperse. I'm calling bullshit already and I've only been in the same room as him for five minutes.

"Crap! My hand!" Oh fuck! He wasn't supposed to lose his hand just yet! Did I fuck up the timeline that badly or- "Just kidding! Just a little joke."

… I'm going to murder him.

"So he's immune to [Hamon]. We're in a serious pickle here…"

"No, he's not! [Hamon] works! It's protecting you! It stops him from eating you!"

"Okay," I say, ignoring the Nazi, like any good American. Whoa, starting to feel like Funny Valentine now. "He can't eat us because of [Hamon], but he does disperse it… Or at least he can disperse the raw stuff… I think I got it."

"Me too," Joseph exclaimed. "Let's test it out with this knife!" It was at this moment that these Pillar Men pulled more bullshit strait out of their asses. Damn bastard folded his body over the knife, under one of Jojo's kicks, and kicked him into the air.

And right before I saw the Pillar Man try to take the unconscious Joseph inside of him (I know what I said, get your mind out of the gutter), CHA proved useful once more. I saw twitch ever so slightly. You crazy motherfucker…

"Hold it, Stroheim! No need to panic! I bet big. Attacks from the outside are no good, so I'm going in! I'll blast him while he eats!" I will say it again, crazy motherfucker.

[9,001 damage!]

On one hand, it was beautiful watching the bastard explode. On the other, the damn reference…

Before anything else happens, I go for a [Hamon] kick to the open guts.

[Critical hit!]

[5(2(165+(165×2.25)+2(165×2.45)))= 13,447.5 damage!]

Holy crap! I love how I've got a 70% chance of doing criticals now because holy shit do I do damage!

And before I could get in another hit in, he jumped up, somehow. He fired some... vein ropes? I don't fucking know anymore. He fired vein ropes at me, aiming for the neck.

Jojo, being the beautiful bastard he was, saved my ass.

"[Clacker Cutter]!" His help was in the form of the [Hamon] charged toy basically slicing off Santana's veins, stopping his attack. And as I saw the 'oh shit' face grow on him, realizing how royally ducked he was I did what one was want to do in any Jojo setting.

I let out my favorite battle cry from the series, because why the fuck not?

"DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA! DORA!"

[Monster Critical Combo!]

[Enemy weak to [Hamon] attacks!]

[20((165+(165×2.25)+2(165×2.45))+(165+(165×2.25)+2(165×2.45))= 53,790 damage!]

[You received 75,000 Exp, $600,000, And Santana's Jewel!]

[You have leveled up x2!]

Santana's Jewel - Quality: Unique - This ancient garnet is one part of the [Pillar Men Necklace]! Collect them all for massive boost! +25% damage to [Vampires], +25% Exp gained from [Vampires], +5 DEF!

Holy shit…

I… I won… I killed a Pillar Man…

"Joseph," I gasped out, due to being out of MP.

"Yeah?"

"One kill for me, zero for you," I gloated.

He replied with a weak punch to my shoulder before we both started laughing.

[Quest Completed!]

[Werewolves of London, Vampires of Mexico]

Word has reached your ear of a terrible enemy, the [Pillar Man]!

Objectives:

Reach Mexico

Defeat the [Pillar Man]

Bonus Objectives:

Save Speedwagon

Kill Satana

Rewards:

100,000 Exp

Bonus Rewards:

50,000 Exp

[Pillar Manslayer] Title

[You have leveled Up x3]


Title: [Fist of the Sun], [Vampire Hunter], []

Name: Dean Domino

Age: 19

Race: Human

Stand: [Locked]

Level: 34

HP: 15000

MP: 13100

STR - 165
VIT - 150
DEX - 100
INT - 121

WIS - 100
CHA - 79
LUC - 75

Points - 30

Dean Domino is a young man who was reborn as a [Gamer] and is the best friend of Joseph Joestar. And though his past is blank, his potential is infinite. He hopes to become an [Evolved Vampire] and prevent the [Reset] from coming about. His current goal is to defeat the Pillar Men!

===[Titles]===

Pillar Manslayer - [Pillar Men] are dangerous opponents who require the toughest and smartest to defeat, and you are one of those.. +100% extra damage to [Pillar Men], +100% extra Exp gained from [Pillar Men].


A/N: So some of you may be wondering why this chapter went a little differently from what you remember the episodes being. Well, part of that is source material. I just wanted to inform everyone that I'll be using the manga for the most part. And the other part, well, this is a [Gamer] fanfic, and it would be weird if he let a Boss Enemy live.