ThousandCross777 has finally updated...although it isn't much/ I think the story makes more sense now with the missing chapter filled in!
Enjoy the read! Remember...good little kids don't do this...I meant the Guardians atrocity not my stupidity at loosing a freaking computer file- ANYWAY!
Remember...a-gain...KHR = Not mine. Few characters = mine.
CHAPTER 3: The Declaration
Stella was humming, as she finished icing the last of the cakes needed for dinner. Then she froze. There was something wrong. And she knew exactly what it was.
G, her beloved older brother's, self proclaimed right hand man had NOT burst into the kitchen to demand where Giotto had disappeared off to.
Stella crossed her arms, eyebrows knit in concentration. 'Has my brother finally evaded G….?'
The nearby grandfather clock chimed, indicating it was five minutes to 8, dinner time at the Vongola HQ. If its one thing Giotto strictly believes in, it is eating together as a family. Although many didn't have parents or many family members, Giotto took it upon himself to gather every Guardian at dinner time. So they took it upon themselves, to come down and eat…no matter what. It was a matter of life and death in their family, which even Alaude and Daemon happily followed.
Nobody wanted a pissed off Giotto, dragging them away to dinner. Stella shivered at the thought.
Suddenly, the maids burst in to the room.
"L-Lady Stella! Please come quick…"
"T-the Young M-Masters…."
Stella's eyes widened. In seconds she grabbed the closest thing she could use, which was a broom and raced toward the dining table where the Guardian's were supposed to gather.
She slammed open the door.
Then she fell down dramatically.
There seated in all his glory and power was Giotto…wrapped in the biggest collection of hand cuffs anyone has ever seen with several….SEVERAL….large bumps on his head, indicating he had most likely been hit….by none other than G.
Giotto's eyes lit up. "Oh~! Stella!" he exclaimed out loud, happy despite the situation
Stella looked around.
G was fuming, distinctly stinking of what closely Stella concluded as cow manure.
Asari was dripping wet all over the floors.
Knuckles was unconscious, charred and black lying on the table.
Lampo's face was CONCAVE!
Alaude smelled strongly of Cherry blossoms, wet as well.
And Daemon was BALD! I mean, the dude didn't even try hiding it. He flashed his bald spot for everyone in the world to see.
And in the middle of it was Giotto. Laughing away like he had completely expected this.
That fucking idiot.
Stella's eye twitched. "Y-You guys….WHAT HAPPENED?" As soon as she stepped into the room, Stella felt a great heed to hurl.
The strong scents of manure, cherry blossoms and electrocuted flesh finally mixing in.
To those who wanted to know what happened…allow me to explain…..
G had come back with Asari, finding no trace of Giotto. But he knew that Giotto would never miss dinner and the dessert Stella always prepared. Never once has Giotto ever been late if food was concerned.
So the Guardians patiently waited for the clock to chime 8, marking dinner time.
"Only five more minutes-" began G when the door burst open revealing na over exited Giotto
"GUYS!" he exclaimed loudly, he grinned as he held up his wrist, "I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE!"
G spat out his 5th cup of coffee. "YOU WHAT!" screamed G forgetting about the previous matter of murdering his Boss.
Giotto vanished and appeared in front of G, taking his hand as flowers, puppies, hearts and whatever love shit flew around Giotto. His eyes sparkled like water on a blazing day as he reverted to chibi form.
"I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE, G!" exclaimed Giotto again grinning like an idiot
SLAP!
G surprised everyone by slapping Giotto across the cheek.
He grabbed Giotto's collar and proceeded to slap him senseless, NONSTOP left and right. In a bored tone he sang, "Wake up Giotto~~~ Wake up from this pointless dream of yours~~~!"
Giotto popped a vein as he escaped from G's fury. "HEY! THAT HURTS! AND SHE WASN'T A DREAM! LOOK I EVEN GOT HER FABRIC!"
He didn't get very far in his explanation as a gun, scythe and handcuff surrounded his neck.
Giotto gulped at the looming demons in front of him. "GYAAAAA! WAIT...Y-YOU GUYS….."
Asari sipped his matcha tea and Knuckles continued to lay there unconscious, calmly ignoring the cries of pain coming from the feared Primo. Even Lampo only sighed, accepting his Boss' fate.
Back to present time….
Stella sat down beside Giotto who groaned in pain as the handcuffs vanished.
"What do you mean you fell in love, nii-chan?" inquired Stella
Giotto's face brightened up but alas he was interrupted.
"Nufufufu….Must have learned from me….." admitted Daemon as he smiled at Elena who sat beside him
"No one asked you…..baldy…." stated Alaude, as he ate his steak
"Nufufufu….Primo….The Cloud just might die today….by my hands…"
"Would you guys shut up!" demanded Elena, surprising everyone. Even Daemon looked a little taken back.
"Tell us about the lucky woman Primo? Is she pretty?" asked Elena excitedly, instantly having a 360 personality change
The Guardians cringed, reminding themselves to never, EVER get on Elena's bad side. With Daemon's …..low tolerance for NOT making trouble….. They wondered in secret how the hell he was still alive. Guess that's 'love'.
Giotto grinned. "She's absolutely beautiful. A breathtaking beauty, a heart as kind as a …..a…..well she's incredibly kind." Admitted Giotto sighing
Stella grinned. "Oh! You're already hooked huh? So what's her name?" asked Stella eagerly
Giotto whirled around, "Ah, It's….." he froze. Multiple seconds ticked by. The Guardians waited.
"I FORGOT TO ASK!" he declared, jaw dropping
G popped a vein as he punched Giotto in the head. "IF YOU'RE GONNA FALL IN LOVE! DO IT PROPERLY!"
"Uhhhh…right, sorry…." Moaned Giotto as he rubbed the brand new bump growing on her head
"You didn't even catch the Lady's name? What a pity! I was looking forward to meeting the woman who had captured Primo's heart….." sighed Lampo
"You're right. You'd think he was too much of an idiot to fall in love…" said G
"Maybe he was imagining it….." said Asari
"You're right. I would like to meet a woman who is willing to both look after him and herself. He's like a kid on his own…." Admitted G, completely serious, as he sat back down
Giotto's eye twitched. "What the?"
"GIOTTOOO! SO YOU HAVE EXTREMELY FALLEN IN LOVE! IF YOU GET HER NOW, I CAN JOIN YOU TWO IN MARRIAGE!" screamed Knuckles as he mysteriously regained consciousness
Giotto's eye's widened. "M-Marriage?" Giotto blushed, already imagining himself walking down the aisle with her by his side. "Knuckles! Thank you…." He cried as Knuckles comforted him. (Does this scene of daydreaming look familiar to anyone? *cough* Tsuna? *cough*)
Everyone sweat dropped.
"But how do you suppose we find this Mysterious Women? Is there anything unique about her Primo?" asked Elena
Giotto paused, blinking. "Yes. She was Japanese. I saw her kimono underneath her hood."
Asari glanced up at the mention of Japanese. "Is she now? Then does that mean she's an immigrant? I don't see why else she would arrive in Italy?"
Elena's eyes sparkled. "Oh my! What a mysterious woman. It's like she has captured your heart and ran away with it, leaving behind no clues." Elena gasped, a sudden thought overlapping her romantic speech.
"That's it!" exclaimed Elena as everyone jumped, startled at her sudden act at slamming the table, "She must want you to trace her to wherever she is going! What a cunning woman!" smirked Elena proud of her skills
Stella sweat dropped, "How did you come to that conclusion?" Sometimes she never understood her love-crazy sister. They weren't blood related but, Stella and Elena were the only women (excluding the maids) in the household and they often spent their time together, keeping each other company.
Elena glared at Stella and pointed, "Stella! It's a woman's instinct. You're a woman too, so realize it!"
'No. I don't think by just ordering her to realize it, she's going to realize it.' Thought everyone in the room
Stella sighed. "I have no idea what you're talking about. But….." Stella smirked. "If you are going to find her….I think I know how…"
Elena and Giotto looked confused. Then turning in Stella's direction they joined her in smirking.
Alaude felt it. It was the disgusting feeling of expectation. He glared, looking up at the Three Herbivores smirking at him.
"Speak and I'll arrest you!" he threatened, eyes showing every intention to kill
"Oh come on! Alaude, You know you want to know who she is…..I'll give you my Specially Made Choco-Roll! And act now and I'll even throw in ….. wait for it…..Me singing the Italian National Anthem!" exclaimed Elena, bringing out the said 'Choco-Roll' and a Recorder (Did they have recorders 350 years ago? Oh well!)
Daemon dropped his fork. His hands began trembling. 'T-that horrible shriek…..recorded…..that disgusting concoction undeserving of its edible name…already created…'
Giotto gulped, sweating uncontrollably. 'T-There it is…'
Even Knuckles had gone white. 'The Satanic … Cake…..'
Lampo was already throwing up at the thought. 'N-No…Ore-sama…..Wants to live…'
Asari choked on his tea and continued his fit of coughing. 'C-Choco-Cake?...'
G … had fainted as soon as the 'Choco-Roll' was brought up. '….'
You see, Elena was not your ….. typical cook. G, had a sister. A sister who specialized in a revolutionary New Cooking (Believe me, it was pretty revolutionary….in the Hitmen World!) called Poison Cooking. And Elena, being the Noble Lady that she is, wanted to learn how to cook for the first time to surprise Daemon. So, being the only other woman in the mansion, Elena asked her fellow female, to teach her how to cook, Stella, having been too busy.
The result ended is absolute pandemonium. Why? As soon as the Familia had returned, famished from their work, they had only seen a plate full of what looked like any other innocent plate of Madeline's. And then they ate it. Within seconds, Elena had managed to accomplish where all rival Mafia families had failed, completely incapacitating the powerful Vongola Officers within seconds.
Some even had to have their stomachs replaced (I won't name any names…but …..Who suffered the most?)
"No fair! I want some cake too!" whined Stella genuinely disappointed. And amidst it all, was Stella the only survivor of the 'Poison Cooking: Version Elena'. The table sweat dropped. They had long since discarded Stella as a normal human being.
As for the singing…..Funny thing was….No one remembered a thing. But Giotto's Hyper Intuition told him to run while he still had a chance and Daemon, the only survivor, paled at the mention of it.
The worst part was…..Elena remained completely unaware of it. Why? Because her wonderful lover Daemon had made sure, NO ONE and I mean NO ONE ever mentioned it. Let the girl live in peaceful and ignorant bliss, I say.
"I could care less about unnecessary existences…." Alaude replied glaring, while deep down his thought was, 'I really might die…'
Plan One: Temptation, Failed.
"Alaude, as your Boss I can order you to find her whereabouts anytime….." tried Giotto snapping out of his relief at not having to listen to the horrendous shriek
"I…" Everyone's head snapped up, "…. don't recall having a Boss."
"So…SO COLD! ALAUDE YOU IDIOT!" bawled Giotto
"Beside's I'll arrest you….." threatened Alaude, taking out his hand cuffs at Giotto
'FOR WHAT?' cried everyone at the table
Giotto sighed, defeated. 'He's way too scary!'
Plan Two: Orders…..Failed.
"Alaude!"
Alaude glared at his last opponent and the toughest of the three.
Stella smugly smirked, "Don't tell me you don't have any information on the lady. I am surprised. And here I thought the great Alaude knew every single thing that happened in Italy." Stella feigned a sigh, "Guess I overestimated you. You don't know after all."
That ticked him off.
"24 hours."
Everyone looked up.
"Everything about the foreigner will be here in 24 hours."
Hook.
Line.
And sinker.
Stella smirked, flashing a peace sign at Giotto and Elena who grinned.
Everyone sighed. 'As expected from Giotto's sister. Stella is still unrivaled.'
Plan Three: Manipulation…..Pass!
Hey there! Uhm...I don't know of you guys know...I'm pretty new here and I really want to ask those who read this something...
D-Do you like pancakes or waffles better?
(Crickets chirping)
I'm joking...
A-Are characters you make up yourself and incorporate into the main story line what you call..."OC's"?
Please answer! -_- Arigatou minna!
