"God lord get it out!"

"Oh suck it up Leonhart, I know you can take it."

"Just take the damn thing out of me."

"Temper, temper puberty boy."

"The damn thing is bigger then I thought."

"Ya well you think too much."

"…"

Seifer stood up straight, eyeing the brunette that was stretched out on the bed. "Now that wasn't as bad as you thought was it."

"Just shut up."

Seifer poured out a vile of potion on to the commander's ass, wondering if it would be safe to rub the healing liquid into the skin.

"Do it and you'll find Lion Heart up your ass."

"Fine, but it will heal better if you work it in."

"Whatever."

Without warning the door to the private dorm room opened letting in a tall longhaired brunette.

"Irvine, I thought I told you to get out."

"I think I'll take my chances with you then the girls in the hallway." Irvine sat down on the edge of the bed. His eyes going wide at what he could see in front of him. "Holy shit, is that…? It's huge!"

"Try having the thing in your ass and then tell me about it being huge."

"Puberty boy, I told you not to sit on that bench. It's your own damn fault you got a sliver."