Warning: Language, Sexual Situations, Nudity, heavy Cannon x Cannon & OC x Cannon

It's Always Sunny In Highschool

Chapter Four: Last Minute Disaster

"Plleassseee".

"No".

"Com'on, plleasseee".

"Charlie..."...

Erin had turned around so fast she nearly had several people walk into her. She already had Margret McPoyle hovering around her left arm, trying not to get jostled or get run into in the crowded hallway. The weekend had been nothing but avoiding Dennis, avoiding her parents, and avoiding this kind of desperate situation. Charlie had been desperate enough to ask her to ask him to go to the dance so he didn't look like a loser or desperate. He was coming off as such but who could blame him? He wanted to go to hang out and have a good time with his friends.

"You double date with Liam and Ryan like all the time or whatever your weird system is", Charlie added with a hurried glance at Margret.

Erin ignored the gesture of Charlie trying to speak quietly. Margret was a deaf mute and therefore could not speak or hear or at least hear that well. Margret however was just watching them with little to no idea what they were talking about.

"I certainly do not thank you very much", Erin said, looking taken aback.

Mac walked up to them a second later, "Hey bitches, what are you girls talking about?"

Charlie was oblivious to what Mac had just clearly said, "Mac, I don't wanna look like a loser without a date to the dance and Erin won't say yes".

Erin's mouth fell open, frowning, "What about the waitress? I thought you were going to ask her?"

"Well she's going with Brad Fisher thank you very much-I'm-too-good-for-my-friend-Charlie. Little-miss-I'm-going-with-Ryan-and-I-don't-care-about-Charlie's-feelings", Charlie gestured with his hands as though he were playing an visible piano.

"Don't you usually bring both of them?" Mac asked, pointing at her.

"Shut up Mac", Erin threw at him before looking to the other male, "Charlie, I already asked Ryan. Look, why don't you just go? Or better yet, go to Schmitty's. Dance's aren't his scene anyway. He just gets some girl to feel bad for him and he just goes back to his house and wait for everyone else to get there", The redhead shrugged her shoulders.

"Yeah and I'm sure other people will be there", Charlie nodded.

Erin just shook her head and gave the guys a rather sympathetic smile before gesturing for Margret to follow her. The two girls disappeared towards the other end of the hallway. Mac looked dumbfounded for two seconds, turning back to his best friend.

"What the hell dude? Why didn't you just turn on your Charlie-puppy eyes or some shit and make her feel guilty?" Mac wanted to know.

The shorter male shrugged his shoulders, "Uhh...yeah...nah! Look, I thought I'd give it a try but I kinda knew she wouldn't say yes", he shrugged a little unsure. Kind of wondering if he maybe he shouldn't have tried harder.


Dee was glad for one thing in P.E. Her back brace got her out of doing anything. So she just sat on the bench and applied lip gloss and flipped through a few fashion magazines she kept in her backpack. Ingrid was sitting next to her. Ingrid had been hit too many times by dodge balls and decided to sit out of the rest of the game.

"So the noise around the girls bathroom is that your going with your brother's friend, Mac?" Ingrid asked.

"Yeah, so?" Dee shrugged.

"I asked Matthew", Ingrid said, looking giddy for any girly conversations to come up.

"Uh-huh. That's great", Dee replied, nodding and looking up, "What do you think of this dress?" She pointed with her thumb to the page she was looking at.

Ingrid leaned over a little and nodded, "That's really pretty Dee", she then pushed up her glasses a little, "Hey, what are you wearing on Friday?"

"I dunno", Dee squinted a little, thinking to herself a little more. She decided right then she didn't want to go to the dance anymore. It sounded like work and with her back brace, even if she tried risking not wearing it, she wasn't up to going shopping, "You know what? I think I'm gonna skip the dance and go straight to Schmitty's instead. Be cool and get wasted".

"What about Mac?" Ingrid wanted to know.

"Screw Mac. I'm sure 'Ronnie' can find some girl to ask him", Dee remarked, returning her interests elsewhere.

Instead of looking at her magazine, Dee's eyes rested on Adriano, who was across the room. He was the one who have coveted the term 'Aluminum Monster' but why did he have to be so gorgeous and out of her league? She sighed and returned to ignoring Ingrid talking about the dance or whatever and returned to flipping through her magazine.


However the day progressed to become worse. Without her knowing, Ingrid decided to let Mac know that Dee wasn't going to the dance and cancelled him going as well. Mac was rather furious because that put Dennis's plan into jeopardy. Mac decided he didn't care about Dee's shitty reasons for not wanting to go. He didn't want to go with some blond haired bird with a metal back brace anyway. Even if she was kinda hot, sort of. He rushed to find Dennis who was hanging out with his friend, Timothy.

"Hey, it's Ronald McDonald", Timothy replied, laughing.

"Hey, so it is. What's going on person I don't know?" Dennis asked, pretending not to know Mac.

"Dude, my date backed out at the last minute and your plan is about to be kicked in the ass", Mac told Dennis.

Dennis suddenly looked as though someone had called him fat and excused himself for a moment, pulling Mac with him off to the side. He looked as though he wanted to yell but didn't.

"Charlie doesn't have a date so he's just gonna go to Schmitty's. I don't have a date. I don't care what the fuck Dee is even doing. So that just leaves you", Mac told him.

"What?! So get her to go out with Charlie. I need one of you to get her to go to Schmitty's party so I can get drunk and have sex with her", Dennis exclaimed.

"Charlie tried asking her. She's the one who told him to go to Schmitty's party instead", Mac said.

Dennis half squinted, looking as though he just solved a case, "Oh, she's crafty. I like that. I do", he nodded. Though he looked a little creepy as though he were stalking someone.

Mac looked a little creeped out but said nothing.


By fifth period, Erin and Charlie had snuck into the back stall of the boys bathroom with paper bags full of glue. Elmer's since they were in school and couldn't get the good stuff from Charlie's closet at home until afterwards. But a little bit of soap from the dispenser and the janitor forgetting the toilet cleaner, they decided to mix it to see what would happen. It wasn't that strong but they did get a bit light headed.

"Charlie?"

"Yeah?"

"I'm not going to the dance".

Charlie just gaped at her, chewing on a wad of gum that was still fresh. Erin didn't even ask him where he'd found it.

"Why?" He asked.

"Talked it over with the guys and we're just going to go to Schmitty's party", Erin shrugged, "I mean, since when have I ever gone to a school dance?"

"Since-"

"And lasted five minutes?" She asked, interrupting him and quirking an eyebrow.

"Oh, shit dude, your right. Not since eighth grade", Charlie pointed out.

Erin nodded, putting the bag she was holding back to her face and inhaled.


Charlie was bummed out about not getting as high as he wanted from inhaling soap and toilet cleaner. Dennis and Mac were waiting for him once the bell rang for sixth period. Dennis looked flustered. Mac looked dead bored.

"God damn it Charlie. Where were you?" Mac asked him.

"Getting high in the boys bathroom. Why?" Charlie looked at him.

"Have you seen Erin?" Dennis asked, not caring that Charlie looked more lost than usual.

"Yeah", Charlie nodded and then blinking as though he just remembered something, "Oh and she's not going to the dance. She and the McPoyles are going to Schmitty's party instead", he added.

Dennis stood there blinking and wondering if this was good news or bad news but his mood changed a second later. He crossed his arms, folding them against his chest and stroked his chin.

"So, she's decided to do everything the easy way", He dropped his arms, clapping his hands, "Then the game shall commence. Gentlemen", he gestured for them to follow him.

Charlie gaped at Mac as though realizing he was there for the first time, "I still don't think this plan is gonna work".

Mac sighed, "Shut up Charlie" and proceeded to follow Dennis.

Charlie groaned and followed after them.


Author's Note:

There is going to be more to this fic than just this initial plot point but for everything else to happen & fall into place, I need Dennis's plan to happen first. And it will fall flat on it's ass. Oh and um, just be warned, some sexual content (i.e. making out & such) will be in the next chapter (as I am going to jump right into Friday night). But yeah, working slowly on this.

Sorry for the wait!