Author Notes: Hello everyone and thank you again for reviewing the previous chapter! Enjoy more silliness :)
General Warnings: Parody, tongue in cheek humour and OOCness.
Chapter Warnings: Spoilers for Naruto Shippuden Episode 11 (The Medical Ninja's Student). It's actually the same scene as in Chapter 3. The words in italics are taken directly from the episode.
Character: Sakura & Kankuro
- Chapter Start -
Sakura looked at the small amount of toxins in the basin and nodded.
"I've removed most of the poison," she stated. "I believe that ought to put him out of any immediate danger."
Everyone took a step back, looking relieved. Then one of the sand medical ninja frowned.
"Most of the poison? So there's some left in his body?"
"Yes, just a small amount," Sakura replied.
"But we don't have the antidote yet," the ninja added in a worried tone. "Shouldn't we remove as much of the poison as possible?"
"I agree. We can always prepare more of the green solution, just say the word!" assured his comrade.
"That's not necessary," Sakura said hastily, her cheeks looking a bit flushed. "I've already removed enough that Kankuro's life isn't in immediate danger."
"Where's the rest of the poison located?" asked the first medical ninja.
Sakura groaned to herself.
"It's centered in his - well, uh - there," she said, waving a vague hand at Konkurro's groin, barely covered by the sheet.
An awkward silence descended for a few moments as the others exchanged glances.
"You're right. You have removed enough poison for now," said the first medic hurriedly.
"Yes. Lord Kankuro isn't in any danger now," agreed the second medic just as quickly.
Sakura smiled in relief.
"But he's not completely out of the woods yet," she said. "Now then, I have to quickly put together an antidote..."
- Chapter End -
A/N: Thank you for reading! Yes, I am a bit fixated on this chapter, but my favourite part is actually at the end when Kankuro asked Naruto to save his little brother Gaara :)
