I DO NOT OWN GLEE OR its CHARACTERS, RYAN MURPHY DOES. I ONLY TAKE CREDIT FOR A FEW OC'S.

I knew inviting Santana was a bad idea especially with Kurt and Mercedes here. Plus she has tequila, she's gonna make us play stupid drinking games like she always , I'm going to get a tattoo of that across my forehead I swear. I can deal with Wheezy and Kurtina, I can do that for Rachel, but I not so sure anymore with this ball of disaster to happen here.

"Santana why do you have alcohol?"

"I thought my cap could use a stiff drink knowing she's staying here with you"

"Wait she's staying with you? Why is she even here in the first place?"

"Ok Mercedes you go with Kurt, he will fill you in... Santana, you and Britt come sit with Quinn and I while I eat" damn she's sexy when she's bossy

"Q? Are you ok?"

"Yes I'm good, don't worry"

"But Sannie said you have to stay here, why can't you stay by your house?"

"I'm here because my mom and dad don't want me staying with them anymore"

"Why?"

What a lot people don't know about Brittany is that she has a mind of a 10 year old, really she does. That's why she concentrates her time in dancing a lot, she knows she's slow and she can't help it. Santana's always there to help her with homework but she rather dance than learn stuf she can't remember.

"Britt, I told my parents I like girls and they didn't like it so they suggested I go live somewhere else than at my house"

"But Sanny told her parents about us and they didn't kick her out"

"That's because her parents are accepting than mine Britt... that's why Rachel gave me a place to stay"

"So we're friends with Rachel now?"

"Yes we are, right Sannie?" It totally pisses her off when I call her that, I love it

"Of course cap, Britt go see what Wheezy and Ballerina are doing while I have a chat with Rachel here"

"Whose Wheezy and Ballerina? I thought it was Kurt and Mercedes here... Wait are there really ballerinas here? I wanna dance with Sanny!"

"No it's just Kurt and Mercedes, I promise we'll go see ballerinas later ok babe?"

"Okay" Rachel is too quiet, she's eating, I guess that's the only time she doesn't talk

"Quinn this is so good, you can stay here as long as you want, if you cook like this for me all the time" Guess I'm wrong

"Midge's getting a mouthgasm there cap"

"I told you to stop calling her that"

"It's okay Quinnie leave her call me that, it's just Santana's way of showing affection"

"I only show affection to Britt and... wait did she just called you Quinnie?"

"Yes she did"

"Oh my god you're working for her or something that's why you're really living here? Are you like her sex slave or something?" WTF

"Shut up Santana! No I'm not her sex slave!" Wait is that a blush I see on Rach's face?

"So you really came out and got kicked out?"

"Yes Santana she did, stop asking so many questions I'm to concentrate on my food here"

"Why does she get food and not me?"

"Because I only cooked for her, and you're not vegan so hush"

"Oh fuck off Quinn, make me a sandwich!"

"Santana I will not tolerate obscene language in my home"

"Alright cool it Midge"

"Arrete de l'appeler comme ca putain" I least I can cuss without her knowing it

"Quinn you speak french?"

"Ya her grandmother is french and only speaks french, so she had to learn it in order to communicate with her"

"And you understand her?"

"Yes Midge I speak English,Dutch,French and Spanish.. well not really Dutch I just understand whatver Britt tells me in it"

"Wow..seriously 4 languages. You two are full of surprises, especially you Quinn, you cook and speak a different language..."

"Well trilingual if you count Spanish"

"Of course, well I'm gonna set up the laptop in the living room, you two tag along now" She just swayed her ass I swear

"Fabray is gay...gay for the Midge I see"

"I- huh..."

"Come on you just checked out her ass in front of me"

"Oh shut up, you were checking it out too, you were practically breaking your neck there"

"Whatever, just don't let mini diva know that.. So you're gonna stay here long cuz you know you can always come by me"

"Thanks, but Rachel already offered so..."

"You called her Rachel... You never do that...That's so weird, stop doing it please, it's even worse than her calling you Quinnie"

"What? That's her way of showing affection like you can too huh Sannie"

"Fuck you"

"Naah thanks for the offer though"

"You might reconsider after the tequila we'll be drinking"

"Dude I can't believe you brought that here, and I'm not geting drunk"

"Yes you are, you had a hell of a day and you will have two days to recuperate, so come on and let's party !"

"Santana you better keep your hands on Britt..No better yet on yourself!"

See I knew she would start her fucking dumb ass drinking games, and Rachel,Kurt and Mercedes are so into it too. Now we're playing "I've never", after we had to take 3 manditory shots. In Santana's world drinking is like... bowling on a Saturday night, you do it almost every weekend to amuse yourself and not remember anything the day after.

Now I really think her objective for tonight is to get Rachel and me really drunk, I swear...

"Alright Mercedes your turn"

"I've never went out with Puck" And apperently Wheezy seems in the plan aswell, only Me,Santana and Rachel drink

"Kurt.."

"I've never kissed two different guys in the same week" I take the shot, Britt,Santana and Rachel do too..wait WTF I look at Rachel wide-eyed

"Puck and Finn..."

"Alright Midge your turn"

"I've never had a crush on a girl" Me, Santana and Britt take a shot

"I've never had a crush on a girl in this room" Fucking Santana.. Me,Santana and Britt take a shot

"You're crushing on a girl in this room Quinnie?"

"Yeah and it's Wheezy" LMFAO the look on her face right now

"Huh-Qu-u..."

"Oh come on I'm kidding Wheezy.."

"Then who is it?" Fucking Kurtina

"Can we continue with the game please.."

"Britt go ahead..." Why is Santana whispering in her ear for?

"I've never wanted to kiss a girl in this room" Me,Santana,Britt and Rachel take a shot? Huh?

"I've always wanted to kiss Brittany for some reason..."

"Seriously Rachel,I would totally do that now but Sanny might get upset.."

"By all means go for it Midge"

"Hey! wait ! Let's play another game.."

"Okay spin the bottle then.."

"But we're only 6 Santana, 4 out of whom are not gay.."

"Quinnie I'm bi.." Wait? What!

"And you didn't take a shot where we were talking about girl crushes, why now?"

"I've never had a crush but I'm sexually fluid...doesnt matter the gender but the person"

"You are talking about things way too deep into context for a person who is suppose to be drunk... Just for that everyone gets 2 manditory shots again !"

"Oh my god Santana you're going to kill us here!" Oh Wheezy how I so agree with you here

"Whatever on with the game I say !"

I must add to this rediculous game that when Santana plays it, she actually full on makes out with the person on who the bottle falls on. She blames it on her alter ego "Bontana". Apperently she's a mixture of Bonquiqui from MadTV and of a real drunken Santana. So yeah it's a big hot mess.

"Hey cap, are you thinking of someone's pikachu right now? Parce que tu as l'air tres tres pensive, t'inquietes tu embrasseras ta naine dans pas longtemps"

"What the hell did she just say?"

"She said she wants to go down on Britt"

"Really Sanny ! Let's go in a closet then! Come on" And there goes Twiddle-Dee and Twiddle-Dum, now for Thing 1 and Thing 2 to scout...Wow that rhimed.

"Wheezy Kurt looks like his nodding off go help him would you"

"Aiight but keep your paws off Blondie"

"What?"

"I'm drunk but I'm not blind nor stupid... Don't mess with Rachel"

"Look she's fine" Yeah fine on the couch and playing with her hair...I thought she was drunk not high..

"Got my eye on you Fabray"

"You scare me when you're drunk Wheezy"

Now I can go do two things, and since I'm off buzzed I'm gonna do the one that takes less effort. I'ma crall over to Rachel and cuddle up with her, shit crush or not I wanna cuddle... Yes when I'm drunk I'm a very touchy and affectionate which sometimes translates to a horny drunk..But whatever..

"Rachiiie.."

"Quinniiie.."

"I wanna cuddle, scout over"

"Well this is a first a drunk who cuddles, if I didn't know better Miss Fabray I would say that you actually like me"

"But I do like you a lot Rach"

"Me too, a good friend"

"Yeah ...a good friend"

"Wanna tell me who your crush is?"

"It doesn't matter anymore.."

"If you say so, I'll get it out of you somehow"

"Yeah whatever.." I think hallucinating because I'm hearing either moans or screams...

"Quinnie did you hear that?"

"Yeah it's freaking me out.."

"Where are Sanny and Britt?"

"I don't know or remember where they went... you know she's gonna kick your ass if you keep calling her Sanny"

"Language Quinn... and she'll have to deal if she's gonna call me Midge all the time"

"I'ma make her stop calling you that"

"Alright... Quinnie...Say something in French for me..please" I look at her in the eyes, those soft beatiful brown eyes

"Tu es tellement magnifique Rachel, je remercierai Dieu tous les jours pour ma seconde chance a etre avec toi meme si c'est seulement en amitie"

"Jesus Quinn, I've got to say that was really hot.." She's soooo drunk if she thinks that was hot

"Alright drunki-pants let's just nap a little "

"Night Quinnie"

"Night Rachel"

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