A/N Disclaimer: None of the characters of Yugioh belong to me and the jokes belong to LittleKuriboh. I do this for fun and to keep me and my friend sane during class.

Friend List

xPharaohsrPhatx: Pharaoh

SpiceWorld: Pegasus

HeadCase: Tristan

CuzImWorthIt: Yugi

S-x_bomb: Duke

BFFLAE: Tea

FunkyFlorence: Bakura

xEgyptiansrHawtx: Marik

EYEKNOWALL: Ishizu

CuzxI'mxaxGummyxBear: Odion

+1000DeadPuppies: Seto

Iluvmy'bro: Mokuba

BrokklynRage: Joey

HELP!!:Grandpa

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CuzImWorthIt: So…Pharaoh. What do you do when you are inside my head and aren't being summoned?

xPharaohsrPhatx: Have you ever seen the movie Labyrinth?

CuzImWorthIt: No…why?

xPharaohsrPhatx: No reason. I mostly just think about our next card game.

CuzImWorthIt: That's kind of lame, but hey then again I'm supposed to be a "normal" teenager, but all I do is play a children's card game.

xPharaohsrPhatx: Well that's your own damn fault. There has been plenty of woman throwing themselves at you who are more then willing to make you a "normal" teenager. But you don't even notice them.

CuzImWorthIt: But I'm just too shy **blush*, Pharaoh, can you help give me some tips on women?

xPharaohsrPhatx: Well for one girls aren't always into the whole bondage slave thing…right now most of them are into Twilight.

CuzImWorthIt: Bondage…slave? What's that? Also Twilight is a great book! Even though I still think you might be a vamp what with you not having a reflection and all.

xPharaohsrPhatx: Oh for the love of the Gods Yugi! If you don't know what a bondage slave is I'm not going to tell you. As or Twilight I never should have let you read that.

xPharaohsrPhatx: You're making my Egyptian Rage flare up! Don't make me mind crush you! You know I will!

CuzImWorthIt: Listen, first of all, stop trying to make Egyptian Rage a catch phrase it's not happening. Second, if you mind crush me you would mind crush yourself in the process. And third I don't see you hooking up with any girls!! :(

xPharaohsrPhatx: I'm the spirit of an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh that inhabits your body, it's a bit hard to just pop out on a date without you! Besides it's your body that can't get chix. I on the other hand always had women all over me when I had a body of my own!

xPharaohsrPhatx: And let's not bring up Twilight again!

CuzImWorthIt: Why no more Twilight talk? Pharaoh don't tell me that you're into that stuff! By the way Tea keeps texting me if you will go on a date with her….me, us?

xPharaohsrPhatx: I still haven't forgiven you for the last date you tricked me into. I was assaulted by birds for Ra's sake! And you know how I know Voldemort is evil? He killed Cedric and made him Edward!

CuzImWorthIt: So, then you probably like the other guy…in Twilight I mean.

xPharaohsrPhatx: What other guy? O.o

CuzImWorthIt: The other one that likes the girl…I forget his name…

xPharaohsrPhatx: Jacob? No one likes Jacob that's why you forgot his name…why are we still talking about this?

CuzImWorthIt: Because you have a man crush on the series! XD

xPharaohsrPhatx: I most certainly do not! Didn't you read what I just said? "you know how I know Voldemort is evil? He killed Cedric and made him Edward!"

xPharaohsrPhatx: PAY ATTENTION!!

CuzImWorthIt: …ok…just keep going on with the girl tips advice!

xPharaohsrPhatx: Well…have you seen your hair? It's two sizes bigger than your head! You look ridiculous! I don't know how you manage to lift your head off your pillow in the morning!

CuzImWorthIt: Well your's is too!

xPharaohsrPhatx: Not by choice! Anyway I'm a hotter version of you when I take over your body so I make it work. You, my short friend, haven't reached puberty yet!

CuzImWorthIt: …never

CuzImWorthIt: Oh well if women do throw themselves at me maybe it's time I put it to the test! I think I'm gunna hit the club and get me some bitched now!! :D

CuzImWorthIt: I'm gunna go get pimped for da party 2night! Wait 4 me ladies! The Yuginator is comin to take you away! ;)

xPharaohsrPhatx: …you are so white you're paler than sour cream.

CuzImWorthIt: So? Some girls dig white skin :)

xPharaohsrPhatx: You keep telling yourself that…

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You keep telling yourself that…