Series: "Insanity is a Woman Worth Falling For

Ch.Title: The Frog Prince
Prompt: Dokuga_Contest, Weekly Perfection 94: towel (exactly 200 words) [orig. posted 7.03.2010]
Disclaimer: InuYasha and its characters belong to Takahashi-sensei.

Rated 'E' for Everyone
Genre: Humor
Universe: Alternate Feudal Universe.
Word count: 200 on the dot.

Chapter Summary:Drugged with painkillers, Sesshoumaru's maid confesses all. Well, perhaps not all, but enough for Sesshoumaru to know that "a new maid is in order" should have long been moved to the top of his to-do list.

Please enjoy~


*~ Ch 4: The Frog Prince ~*

He lifted her torso closer, averting his gaze from the exposed valley of her breasts and the delicate slope of her neck.

"I'm sorry, my Lord" Kagome said, oblivious.

"Don't be," Sesshoumaru replied absently, frowning as the gentle swiping of the wet towel caused her wound to reopen a bit and ooze slowly.

She began to cry softly. "I'm sorry for breaking your favourite teacup," she whispered.

"I have no favorites," he said, dabbing at the gouges.

"I'm sorry I keep spilling ink in your hair," she continued with a hiccup.

He paused, then returned to his task. "I am growing accustomed to your clumsiness."

Giving a particularly pitiful wail, Kagome said, "I'm so sorry, my Lord!"

"I have said it is nothing of consequence."

Kagome clasped her arms about his head and sobbed, his hair soaking with her drugged tears. "I'm sorry, my Lord! I keep thinking about that kiss," Kagome confessed woefully.

He didn't dare speak this time. If he did, he might kiss her breast.

But he closed his eyes and tilted his head to hear her heart a little better, his form relaxing.

"It's just, it really felt like I was kissing a frog or something!"


AN: Sigh. I really should check my notification emails more. THANK YOU to all readers, reviewers, alert-adders! Your continued surveillance(?) of this story prompted my lazy ass to finally make the ffnet version and then actually post. More will be coming soon~ As well as other stories and other one-shots. ^_^