Convention Madness
Chapter Four
A/N: Hiya su, ok, the next paring I decided was Kisuke and Yoruichi. Since they blend so well together!
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach su.
"Yoruichi you know I'm losing a valuable day in profits…"Kisuke said walking alongside with Yoruichi, to the entrance of the convention.
"Shut up. You barely get any customers anyways." Yoruichi snorted back.
"Ahh…You have a point there." Kisuke grinned behind his fan, "But I have to ask, why are we here?"
"Seemed interesting, and your not exactly the person who does casual going out so-"
"Hey now! What's that?" Kisuke cut Yoruichi off.
Yoruichi glared Kisuke, but looked at what he was pointing at, "What?"
"What do you know? It's a cat grooming stand!" Kisuke said with a sly grin.
"And?" Yoruichi said bluntly, "W-wait a minute…you don't mean?!"
"Yup!" Kisuke said smiling; he brought up his cane and lightly but quickly, tapped Yoruichi on the forehead.
Quick as a blink of the eye, there was a poof of smoke and when it cleared up there sat a confused looking cat.
"Kisuke! How the heck did you?! Hey!" Yoruichi said angrily as Kisuke picked up her clothes and threw them in a near by trash can.
"What the hell are you doing?!" Yoruichi growled.
"Aww, don't worry…"Kisuke picked up a yowling Yoruichi and headed towards the grooming stand, "I'm just doing you a little special treatment!"
"What?! Noooooo!!!" Yoruichi yelled (yowled).
Kisuke wondered about the convention, he left the fur ball at the grooming center, and thought he would take some personal time to enjoy himself. He passed by strangely dressed people, 'and they thought I dressed weird.' Kisuke thought to himself and scoffed, continuing looking at merchandise here and there.
Yoruichi sat on the cushioned pad, it felt very awkward being handled by…humans. She did come from a noble house after all. Two girls came up to her and took a good look at her.
"Wow…a black cat Asakura!"
"Mmm…she has a nice coat, we should wash her first."
'What?! W-wait!!' Yoruichi mewed out, but it was utterly useless, the two girls grabbed the flailing cat and settled her in warm water. It was surprisingly comfortable though, thought Yoruichi, without meaning to she let out a purr.
"See that Minako? She likes it."
"Ha! Looks like she does!" The so called Asakura said.
The girl Minako suddenly took out a bottle and squirted the contents onto her gloved hands, and began massaging and cleaning the cat. 'Ahhhh…maybe this isn't so bad' Yoruichi thought as her muscles relaxed.
Meanwhile…
Kisuke carried his sack of anime goods; he planned to sell them in his shop, why not? He looked at a candy stand to his right, and decided to head over there until a so called product just passed by his eyes.
"Oh! Um…sorry excuse me?" said the pokey box man who bumped into Kisuke.
Kisuke stared at the box, 'A talking box of pokey? Hmmm…I can make good money off of him…'
"How much are you selling yourself?" Kisuke said with a sly grin.
"W-what?" pokey box looked at Kisuke nervously.
"How much? C'mon you'd be a popular item, and you'd sell for a lot!" Kisuke smirked.
"N-no!" pokey box said backing away slowly.
…
Yoruichi purred happily this felt…so damn good, now she was being toweled and brushed, now her fur was silky and soft.
"Aww, see that Minako! Now for the next step!"
The girl Minako came, holding out an outrageous looking cat suit that had bells on it everywhere.
"Stay still now kitty!"
Yoruichi stared horrified, guess it was time to leave, Yoruichi quickly darted past the girls hands and ran into the convention. Yoruichi searched for Kisuke around the convention, it was a bigger place now, because she was in cat form now. She gazed around the area, but her eyes stopped at a very attractive looking box thing. She was a cat after all and cats get easily amused, Yoruichi slinked past the many people and leapt on the box, which made it scream….wait a minute, screamed?
The pokey box tried to get whatever was on top of his head (lid) off, because he could feel something sharp gripping onto his head.
Kisuke looked amusingly at the pokey box and at Yoruichi.
"My, my Yoruichi, what are you doing to that poor merchandise?"
Yoruichi looked up to see Kisuke, "Merchandise?"
The pokey box froze, 'did that cat…just talk?' It was too much the pokey box swung to the right, to the left, and finally fainted on the floor.
"Ehhhh? It's defective merchandise?" Kisuke said frowning.
"Bleeeghh…it's not as tasty as it looks." Yoruichi said smugly as she sat on the box and licked her paws.
A/N: Well now, wasn't as funny as I intended it to be, but I think is ok su.
