(Note, sorry for the wait. Life, ya know?)
June 4, 2007
Iola,
Well, we went to the water park yesterday.
You up for a story?
So it's 8 o'clock. Callie, Tony, Frank, Chet, and I are sun burned and starving. So, we go to this Wendy's on our way home. We pig out, and ate god knows how many chicken nuggets. So, were flinging forks and kidding around, and Tony and I sent Callie up for more chicken nuggets. She comes back empty handed.
We ate all the nuggets!
Apparently the truck comes tomorrow.
We laughed so hard, we got kicked out.
So, now I'm lounging at home. Were heading over to Callie's house to hang. I'm tempted to lock Callie and Frank in the closet together so they finally kiss.
I mean, I've never been a big fan of Callie, but, she's grown on me.
Kind of like a fungus.
And, if she makes my brother happy, then I won't kill her.
Dye her hair blue, maybe…but kill her? Sorry Charlie.
Hope you don't mind I just kind of insulted your friend there.
So, how's Philly? You see any cool old people's houses yet?
Yeah, sorry. You know my best subject is science.
Try not to kill you mother, either. You may be bored out of your mind, but you can always pull a Chinese fire drill.
Your sun burned and annoyed friend,
Joe.
