Pairings: Introductory Natsumi x Mirajane, insinuated Mirajane x Erza, and one-sided Mirajane x Lucy.

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Chapter 4: Plans and Anticipations

Mirajane Strauss was known for being Fairy Tail's most gorgeous pin-up model, a mage of a frightening caliber, and a mother/sister figure to pretty much the entire guild. She was a match maker, the bartender, the peace keeper, and the person everybody told everything to. Therefore, it wasn't much of a surprise that when Happy and Panther Lily flew away from Lucy's apartment to inform someone of what had occurred between Natsumi and Lucy (or at least, from what they'd seen, what had started to occur), Mirajane was the first person they went to.

The well-endowed white-haired teen was busy cleaning up the bar at the time, and was the only one left in the guild besides Makarov himself, who was doing whatever on the third floor.

"Mira-chan!" the blue and black Exceeds called, swooping in from an open window.

She looked up from her mopping, her red dress flowing in the slight breeze. "Happy! Panther Lily! What's wrong?"

"Nothing!" said Panther Lily, releasing his wings and dropping to the floor. "Well, not nothing that's bad, at least."

"Eh?"

Happy snickered and whispered in her ear, "Natsu - - I mean, Natsumi - - is making dragon's love with Lucy."

Mirajane blinked, confused for a second. Then she understood, and a maroon blush sprung up on her cheeks. "Really!? They're... they're doing that?"

The stronger of the two nodded. "Mm. We didn't actually see them fuck but they were headed in the right direction."

"P-Panther Lily-san!"

"I'm Gajeel's Exceed. Do you really expect me to not use the actual words?"

He had a point there.

Mirajane paused and thought about it. She had always liked the idea of Natsu and Lucy getting married. They were pretty much best friends anyway, Natsu always barged into Lucy's apartment, and she always got a cute mental picture when she thought about what their kids could look like. At the same time, Natsu as a girl, like she was now, would also make a cute pairing with Lucy. And, Mirajane had to admit, somewhat of a sexier one, too.

The bartender blushed. She hadn't always swung both ways, but the supposed death of Lisanna had shaken her in more ways then she liked to admit. For the next few months after that incident, Mirajane had... experimented in the love department in hopes of somehow forgetting the untimely "death" of her beloved sister. It was during this time when her relationship with Erza had deepened, and she'd found out how soft the female knight's chest really was.

But that's a story for another day.

"Where were they when they were..." Mirajane blushed deeper. "Making dragon's love?"

"In Lucy's apartment."

"Aye, sir! Natsumi barged in, as usual, and Lucy was taking a shower. There was also a pink notebook I haven't seen before. Lucy looked really embarrassed when she saw Natsu - - Natsumi - - reading it."

She didn't bother to point out that she was, in fact, a ma'am and not a sir. "Oh. Well, that makes sense. Um, wait, did you say a pink notebook?"

"Aye!"

Mirajane had already known Lucy was bisexual, like her. She'd even contemplated asking the blonde out a couple of times, because she really was quite sexy. People just didn't give her enough credit. Now, the reason she'd known was in part because of the aforementioned pink notebook. Lucy had accidentally left it in a far corner of the guild one day, and, curious to see what was inside, Mirajane had skimmed the first few pages. The notebook contained what was apparently homemade lesbian and heterosexual porn stories, involving Lucy screwing most of the guild. The Demon, cheeks redder than a tomato, had quickly put it back where she'd found it, and a very relieved Celestial Spirit Wizard had picked it up the next day.

'I was wondering where Natsumi had learned about sex...' Mirajane thought with an embarrassed blush. 'But Mavis, is that female body of hers packing...'

"Your cheeks are pink," Panther Lily pointed out.

Happy raised a paw. "Aye!"

The Exceeds were quickly shooed out of the dark guild, quiet and empty. The match-maker and perverted parts of Mirajane's brain were already formulating plans for the next day. After all, one of the things the Yuri Fruit did was to attract females to the consumer.


Natsumi - - no, his name was NATSU, dammit! - - was sitting at her usual table along with Lucy. Both were exhausted from last night's romp and had bags under their eyes. For her part, the pinkette had barely gotten any sleep, because her dreams were suddenly filled with visions of fucking Erza, bonding with Mira-chan, and eating out Lisanna.

The rest of the guild was trying to get over her genderbending.

"I still can't believe Natsu's been turned into a girl," Max said, staring at the female Fire Dragon Slayer from his distant table with Macao, Wakabe, Elfman, and Lisanna. "I mean, he's just so... not feminine. And yet, he somehow makes a pretty cute girl.

"Natsumi's a Man!" Elfman agreed, remembering to use his friend's new name. Mirajane had warned him the other day that he'd be forced to clean out the toilets if he didn't.

Lisanna giggled. "But she's a girl right now, Elf-neechan!"

"I wonder why those kids look so tired?" Macao asked, grinning. "They're still too young to be tired!"

"Shut up, old man!" Wakabe told him with a smirk.

Over at Team Natsumi's table, things were going fairly similar.

"What's wrong, Natsumi?" Gray teased, poking the pinkette with the tip of an icicle. "You look like Hell!"

Memories of Lucy's bust in her palms and of the test of the blonde's cum made Natsumi's cheeks tinge red. "S-Shut up, Ice Princess!"

"Hypocrite! You're the one who's a girl, Flame Queen!"

Gajeel, who was leaning against the nearby wall, sniffed. "You smell strange, Natsumi. Almost like... Lucy."

Said blonde blushed, Natsumi sputtered, and over at the bar, Mirajane gave their group a look. So Natsumi and Lucy did... make dragon's love, after all. After she'd finished cleaning the guild last night, Mirajane had looked up the mating seasons of dragons in Fairy Tail's library. She'd heard that Dragon Slayers tended to gain certain instincts from their dragons and wanted to check something out. As it turned out, male dragons usually mated around this time of year, and they would try to mate with as many female dragons as possible. Even though Natsumi was currently a girl, she had been a boy at the time she'd learned Dragon Slayer magic, so it was likely that she experienced a male dragon's urges even with the genderbending incident factored in.

Mirajane eyed a drawer of the bar, where she'd stored one of her favorite... toys for (hopefully) usage this evening.

Back with Natsumi and the others, a fight was quickly brewing.

"Flame Brain!"

"Snow Cone!"

"Morons."

"WHAT WAS THAT, METAL-HEAD!?"

"Sword of the..."

"Iron Fist of the..."

"Ice Make..."

"...Iron Dragon!"

"...Fire Dragon!"

"Floor!"

Mirajane sweatdropped as Natsumi threw a flame-enhanced punch at Gajeel, who blocked by turning his arm into an iron sword, and Gray turned the entire floor into ice. The latter attack sent people slipping and sliding everywhere, and seeing as how Erza was currently off on a mission, the usual guild-wide brawl broke out.

In spite of herself, the beautiful bartender smiled. Everyone who had not been a part of the Tenrou Group may look older, Macao might have taken up the position of Guild Master, and Natsumi might have turned into a girl while experiencing the mating urges of a dragon, but overall, nothing had really changed.

Mirajane once again glanced at the drawer which her toy occupied. This evening, she was going to have a lot of fun.


Once again, this chapter was not the lemon; it was just an introductory chapter. I'm sorry for those of you who are waiting to see Mirajane screw Natsumi, but you'll just have to keep on waiting for chapter 5. In the mean time, follow and/or favorite! It is not necessary, as I said before, but I'd really appreciate you doing so. And please don't forget to review!

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