Chaos 4

Poor Ranto, man. I mean, he's you, so poor you. Anyways, enjoy!


"I'm sorry..." Lucario was leaning on you in your bed this morning. You were still extremely depressed from last night. Your little roommates were very worried about you, but you kindly told them to just leave you be. Your eyes were baggy and red, deprived from sleep and tears. Lucario felt just about as worse as you, constantly apologizing. "It's my fault this all happened. Had I not asked you such a thing..." "No..." "!" You finally spoke. You looked down to him and patted his head. "It's not your fault. It was mine. All of it. You are not in the wrong at all." He cuddled up to you more. "Because you're so cute, and I wanted to keep on going. For some reason, I...liked it." You admitted, blushing. Lucario looked down.

"Umm, since you're single now... is it okay for me to love you now?"

"Huh?" You were certainly caught off guard by that question. "Lucario...?" "I...since you were in a relationship, I felt jealous and angry about it. But, umm, now...is it okay for me to love you now?" "..." To ask of such a thing right after your breakup... what a bold guy, you thought. You were silent for a while, but looked down at him and wrapped your arms around him. "...Do you really love me? If so...you would always, no matter what I do?" His eyes widened, and then he smiled. "Of course. I don't if you do such things like we did with other people. As you love only me, I won't care." "Lucario..." You brought your head against his. "Thank you for accepting someone like me."

"(PZZT) ATTENTION! ATTENTION, MOTHERFUCKERS. BRAWL TODAY. REPEAT: BRRRRAAAAWWWLLLLLL, TOOOOODAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Bitch."

"What the hell?" That was the voice of the Headmaster of the house, who you don't know yet. Everyone gathered in the main room, talking about it. Pit hopped up on the table. "Ohh yeaaahhh, Brawl time! I wonder who's ass I'll kick today, hee hee!" "Bitch, please." Ike said. "My Aether can whoop your ass in a heartbeat." "Shut up! MY swords, TWO swords, will make a you go crying home to Mama!" The two glared at each, getting into a fighting pose. Marth sighed. "Calm down, children. No need to boast about things you know you can't do." "WHAT?!" They both simultaneously said. "..." You and Lucario shook your head in response.

"(PZZT) ALRIGHTY, MOTHERFUCKERS. HERE'S THE COCKSUCKERS THAT GONNA BE FIGHTIN' TODAY: PIT, IKE, LINK, AND UHH, THAT NEW BITCH. AT THE PILLAR STAGE WITH THOSE TWO DRAGON FAGGOTS AND THAT ONE BITCH WITH THE BOOMERANGS. POKEBALLS ONLY AND STOCK MATCH. GET TO THE WARP ROOM, NOW!"

Then it clicked off. You were speechless. Everyone looked at you. This was going to be your first Brawl battle today! "U-uhh... (COUGH) (COUGH) Oh, whoops, geez, hee hee! I seem to be, uh, very sick today! Maybe next time, hm?" "..." Donkey Kong lifted you up in the air. "Let's go, YEEEAAAHHH!" Pit screamed out, you yelling as Donkey Kong carried you away.

The Warp Room, a room that was basically a patch of ground with 4 platforms and two pillars. No walls or a floor, it was...outside, with mountains in the background with a sunny, cloudy sky and a lake down beneath. Infront of the four of you was a gigantic rip in the sky and a whole ton of orbs. Ike saw your deep confusion and explained. "Those are the many stages people can Brawl in. Usually, you and/or your friends can go anywhere you want and battle or train for fun, but in some battles, a random 4 will have to go to a certain place, as of today. This is your first time battling, isn't it?" "Y-Y-Yeah." He chuckled. "Well don't worry about it! I'm sure you'll do great." And with that, the four of you stepped in the warp panel and drifted off to the Spear Pillar stage.

...

The sky was a deep purple. As soon as the battle started, Pit already came flying at you with you two swords. "Think fast!" "Agh!" You dodged to the left at the nick of time, barely missing his blades. "Dang, you're good! Take this!" The two swords formed into a bow and arrow. He charged and arrow at you. Quickly, you dashed, hopped up and did a front flip, ramming his head down with your hard boot and making him fall, with arrow still hitting you. "Owch!" You retorted, and you stepped back from each other. "Why you, making me fall like that. Take this!" He flew at you and started spinning his bow. "Hi yee yee yee yah!" He caught you in an ultra speed of the bow spin, ripping your jacket up a little as you grabbed his arm and squeezed. "Ay ay ay! That hurts, that hurts!" You landed a punch to his face, sending him back and before he could react, swung a kick to his stomach, scooting all the way off the platform. "Hooo! You're pretty good! No one can usually stop my spinning bow like that!"

(BBBOOOOMMM!) *BEEEP!* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP*

A crash of thunder and very loud stomps catch your attention. You gasped in shock as you gazed upon the giant figure upon you; the Water/Dragon type Legendary Pokemon, Palkia! "S-So huge! AGK!" Pit impaled you with one of his light arrows, which hurted. "Nyuh uh un~! No getting distracted now, come on!" "Why you..!" You two continued battling, you throwing in a few punches while he slashed with his swords a few times, the two of not showing who was better than the other. "Woah!" You tripped your foot on a Pokeball, nearly falling. "Wow, I wonder who it i-" "RRRRAAAIIIIRRRRR!" Screamed the dragon beast, who ripped the very fabric of space with his Spatial Rend. "Wh-What the hell?!" You were confused as to why you weren't moving the way you wanted to. You tried punching with your right, you punched with your left. Pit was angry. "Damnit Palkia, change the fucking stage back!" "Ah, it's him?" For a while everyone was like that until he made it back to normal again.

"AETHER!" "?!" You barely sidestepped the golden sword that suddenly slammed down infront of you. It was Ike. "Sorry, I was taking care of Link back there. Now for you!" He charged at you. "Ah,oh!" You forgot, you was still holding that Pokeball from before! You quickly threw it, summoning up a gigantic brown dog. "Entei!" You happily screeched. Bringing himself up a little, he stomped and caught Pit and Ike in a gigantic twister of fire. "Alright, got them- OOF!" Link unknowingly came from behind you and slashed you with his sword. "Damn you!" You missed throwing a punch at him as he quickly stepped back. Then he took a bomb out his pocket and hurled it at you. "Ah!" You quickly caught it and VERY swiftly, threw it back at him, sending him flying. "UUUWWAAAAHHHH...(ting!)" He must of had really high damage from Ike, you thought, as he was out. (tin, tin tin!) "!" Another Pokeball came, rolling up to your feet. "Not so fast!" Ike knocked you out of the way with his sword and you landed. On Palkia's foot. "Wah!" You quickly got off. "S-Sorry! I didn't mean to, honest!" "..." He simply shook his head, not minding. "Oh, I see! Th-Thank you! !" You quickly turned around and hurled a really hard punch in Pit's stomach, hurling him off the top platform, luckily catching the edge.

"RRRRAAAIIIIRRRRR!" With a swipe of his hand, Palkia flipped the stage completely upside down, making it much more worse. "Haaeeekk!" Terrified, you jumped on top of his head, clutching tightly. "RAAAWRRR?!" He grabbed you and tried tearing you off, but you were holding on tightly. Meanwhile, Pit was screaming in high distress. "AAHHHHH! FUCK, FUCK, COME ON, HOOOOOOOOONNNGGHH! I-IF YOU DON'T FLIP THE STAGE, I'LL, I'LL..." (Drop) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH HH!" And with that, he was off the stage and permanently out. "Woah. Poor guy." You shrugged. And now, just you and Ike left.

This is it. Would you really be winning your first brawl battle? You two stood on opposite sides of the stage. The air was very heavy, the atmosphere was tense. Even Palkia decided to sit down and watch, as the two of you were ready for action. (Ting! Ting! Ting!} {Ting! Ting! Ting!} "!" "!" A pokeball landed right near the foot of the both of you. You both were at really high damage levels and at your last life, so you two decided... "POKEMON BATTLE!" And with that, you two snatched up a Pokeball. Epic standoff, you two thought, as you two grasped the ball in y'all hands. "1..." You two started. "2..." Palkia gnawed on his claw; even he was excited as to what will happen next. "...3!" and with that, you guys threw y'all Pokeballs!

For Ike, he summoned, and to be unnecessarily and overly descriptive of who it obviously is, a gigantic blue wolf with long, flowing purple mane with deep red eyes and a pattern of crystals marked on his body, along with a gigantic crystal on his head- it was Suicune, damnit. Then your Pokeball hit the ground. And out, came the one, who would aid you in battle, who would determine the outcome of your brawl battle, the one, who would hopefully mark your victory in this battle, of wounds and bruises. It was...

"Goldeen! Goldeen!"

It was a Goldeen. "OH, MOTHERFU-" *BOOOM!* And with that, you were impaled with an extra powerful Aurora Beam to the belly, flying sky high into to the sky, totally out of the stage. Ike patted Suicune's head. "Good job, boy." "Cooo~!"

...

"Stupid...fucking...GOLDEENS!" You yelled in a most respected rage, slamming down another tree in the garden with a punch from your fist. While you were a bit happy you weren't the first one to be eliminated, you still can't get over the fact of how unfair it is to have the most useless Pokemon in existence (other than Wobuffet) and Ike gets one of the best. Just then, Lucario was walking in the garden to read when he saw what you were doing. "Ahh, Ranto?! What are you-?!" Lucario ran over and pulled you away, bearing surprising strength. "Oof!" Without thinking, you grab his arm and you both fall down, he falling right on top of you. "Ah-!" Your face got red and his did too, but it at least calmed you down. "Uhh, thanks. That helped me calm down a bit." You nervously chuckled. You sat up and wrapped him in a tight hug. "Thanks, buddy. All it takes is my adorable little boyfriend to cheer me up." You said softly to him, rubbing his head. He nuzzled his face against your chest. "Thank you." He looked up to you and poked your nose. "And please, no violence outside battles. You promise?" You stared at him blankly for a second before chuckling and pecking his forehead. "Yeah, yeah."

"Awwww~!" "?!" "!" You both looked to where that high-pitched voice came from; it was Peach, who was smiling while blushing at you two as the watering can in her hand watered the turnips. You both went red from embarrassment. "Wh-When did you get here?!" "..." Lucario didn't say anything. "I always come here at this time to water the plants in the garden! But you two, ohh, that was so precious~! The others would love to hear-" "NOOO!" You shouted, making her jump a little. "Please, don't tell anyone about this! Keep it a secret, please?" "Hmm, I don't know~!" "I'll do anything! ANYTHING!" "Oh?" "Hm..." She went into thought for a second. "Oh, umm, well, there was this favor that P.T. wanted. He wanted me to watch his Pokemon while he's gone tomorrow and can't take him to where he's going, wherever he's going, but I have to go home to my castle for a royal meeting tomorrow. Can you watch them, please~?" "Uh..." You looked down to Lucario. He said nothing and only gave you a simple nod. "A...Alright..."

"Great! I'll go and tell him. Thank you so much, Ranto~!" She cheerfully said to you, running off back into the house. You sighed. "Damnit, why does this always happen to me? Well, maybe if you're with me, it won't be so bad-" "I can't." "Huh?" "I have to enter a tournament tomorrow..." You slammed your head against a tree. "Great. Just great. Can't I ever catch a break?" Welllll, let me answer that for you:

No.


AAANNNDDD that's that! Wasn't this chapter interesting? Sorry if describing the battle wasn't awesome. :( But hey, why don't YOU guys give me suggestions of what kind of brawl battles Ranto should be in who to go against, all that other stuff. But of course, you don't HAVE to. With all that aside, I hoped you enjoyed~!