Okay, last chapter. Yeah, I know, sad. I'M SORRY STOP YELLING AT ME! Anywhoo, It's because I've sorta ran out of ideas… plus I've got another story idea ^^ the idea will probably last a lot longer than this; this was just the result of my boredom :/ So, enjoy the final chapter!

The exited foursome was nearing their destination.

Or so they thought.

"Honestly, I don't even remember where we were headed in the first place; this is all too much comprehension and other things that require smarticles. I say we bail and go get some ice cream." Anubis suggested.

Hmmm, I can cope with that… Okay.

"Yes! Oh, and you've been so helpful along the way, have you even got a name?"

Well, you can call me Sanubis.

"What's 'Sanubis' mean?"

Ah, nothing.

They drove to the nearest ice cream shop and entered, "ICE CREEEEEEEAM!" Horus squealed like a little girl. He pushed his way to the front of the line, "Do you have any," he never got to finish his order.

At that moment, the Professor went nuts. He quadrupled in size… five times! The result: a killer rabbit about 300 feet tall.

"Anubis," he boomed, "have you made your decision?"

Horus and Julius looked from Anubis to the ravenous rabbit, then back to Anubis. Julius tilted his head the way Anubis did, "What's he talking about and why did he grow 300 feet tall?" he demanded.

Anubis looked down and seemed very interested in his boots, "I wonder how it would look if I put chains around my boots."

"Tell me now or else no more Sadie pictures!"

"No, not the pictures! Okay…" and Anubis told Julius and Horus everything that had happened.

Horus was smiling triumphantly, "I told you to get rid of the squirrel, did I no- oh, of course I did, I'm so freakin' smart!"

The Professor cleared his throat, "Eh-hem, I'm sorta in the middle of a furious rampage, at least act scared."

"But you're too fluffy to be scary!"

"I'M OVER 300 FEET TALL!"

"That just makes you 300 feet of fluff :3"

He didn't like that comment.

With the force of a million bricks, Professor Fufflekinz attacked Anubis, sending the god flying. The force of the blow knocked him out cold and also destroyed the left side of the shop.

Horus shrieked like a little girl, "SADIE, SADIE, SADIE, ANUBIS IS HURT HELP HELP!"

Sadie came quickly by sand portal, "Anubis is hurt?" she asked worriedly, pocketing a picture of Anubis.

"Not you too." Julius muttered.

"Hey! These pictures are for….educational purposes!" she snapped.

"How is Anubis's butt educational?"

"DON'T QUESTION MY LEARNING!" she yelled, "Oooh, ice cream!" then she sat down and started licking an ice cream cone.

Soon enough, Horus and Julius had joined her. So two gods and a godling were sitting there, eatin' ice cream, while a 300 foot tall bunny rabbit terrorized the shop, "This is really excellent ice cream," Sadie said through a mouthful, "What kind you got?"

"Vanilla."

"Gah, Dad, you're so boring."

"Anubis always gets vanilla."

"OMIGOD I JUST ADORE VANILLA!"

"Bi polar teen…"

While they were rambling on, Anubis regained consciousness. He took one look at Sadie and quickly pocketed a picture of her, "Okay, Sadie's here and you're all eating ice cream…WHY DIDN'T I GET ANY?"

"No reason," Sadie explained, "just blame the psycho bunny that's trying to eat us all, now go back to sleep so I can watc- erm…I mean, make sure that you don't get hurt!"

Anubis was suddenly aware of a looming shadow behind him, "Oh, look, you're awake! Your little girlfriend is being a nuisance…I'll take care of that." The Professor said, hitting Sadie in the back of the head with a frying pan.

Rather than helping her, Anubis was arguing, "She is NOT my girlfriend!" he insisted. The bunny psh-ed and rolled his eyes, "She's not! Really!" his face was really red.

"Sanubis! A little help?"

Nah, you two would make such a cute couple, really. :3

Anubis sighed, "Just let one of us kill the squirrel already."
"AHA! That's also what I said!" Horus yelled.

Fine.

Anubis gathered Sadie in his arms and ran towards the exit until he saw the flames along the door, "OMIGOD ITS ON FIRE, HALP HALP!"

Sade had woken up and was quite pleased to find herself in Anubis's arms, "Anubis? You're a god. Use your magical powers or something."

"Oh, yeah." He concentrated on the door, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can…"

"THIS ISN'T THE LITTLE TRAIN THAT COULD! PUT OUT THE FIRE ALREADY!" Sadie yelled.

"STOP YELLING AT ME!"

"I'LL YELL AT YOU WHEN I WANT TO!"

Horus whispered to Julius, "I thought you had to be married to suffer this kind of abuse."

Sadie was now slamming Anubis's head into the flaming door, "Now. Put. Out. Those. Flames."

"Okay, okay!" and he put them out with his shirt.

To do that he had to take his shirt off.

Sadie liked that very much.

She whispered to the Professor, "Psst! Hey, make another fire so he has to take off his pants. Then another one so he has to take off his…"

"Sorry, girlie but show's almost over."
"Whaddaya mean?"

"Sanubis said that this is the last chapter."

"Who's Sanubis?"

"The random booming voice. Say hi, Sanubis."

Hi, Sanubis.

The bunny face-palmed himself with enough force to kill himself. An accidental death.

They all stood there for a moment in stunned silence.

"So," Anubis began, "if anyone asks, I slayed it heroically."

Horus frowned, "No, I did, if anyone asks."

"But you always get the credit, what about me?"

"NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU!"

"STOP YELLING AT ME!"

Sadie whispered to Julius, "I thought you had to be married to suffer this kind of abuse."

Soooo what'd you guys think? Good? Bad? I WANNA KNOW! Big big thanks to all of the people that took the time to read, It's sloppy so hate if you gotta. EXTRA big thanks to those who alerted or faved, I just love you guys ^^ the next story (I've already started it) is gonna be called…..TKC Discovers Fan Fiction! That one'll have a lot more Sanubis and possible Zarter. Oh, and I know that there wasn't a lot of Sanubis IM NOT GOOD AT ROMANCE! Anywhoo, that's all I got to say. R&R kayz?