-Grado, teh ground-

"Nuuuz!!" screamed Eirika. "My daughter and the Sacred Stone are missing, the prisoner escaped, I want to take a bath, and my husband-""Quack!" quacked duckie Lyon as he waddled past Eirika. "IS A DUCK!!" The doctor held up his hands to fend her off. "Don't worry, m'am, it's just because he got a good knock on the head. He'll be back to normal in a few days." With a resigned sigh, Eirika transformed into a duck herself. Lyon's webbed feet waddled towards her. Suddenly, a large, screaming duck named Donald plummeted from the heavens and crashed into the ground. Lyon duckie stomped in front of Eirika and hissed. She was HIS female duck! Then, however, everyone noticed a roller coaster shaped object and a large pink rabbit falling towards them.

With a loud screeching crash-y sound, the roller coaster hurled itself against the wall of the castle, ungracefully depositing its spiky-haired captive before coming to a rest. Sora lay sprawled out on the floor, face down. Goofy gracefully flew out and smacked against the wall, leaving a nice dog-shaped imprint. Eirika duck waddled over and screamed angrily at the boy who had smacked into her house. "QUACKQUUUACKQuAcK!!" Lyon duck rubbed up against Eirika duck and asked if she wanted some birdseed.

-Somewhere-

Riane couldn't help but cackle a little. "Oh, that's just too good. Hahaha!" She got a hold of herself before she fell over. "Oh...my..." Nicole had a mental breakdown in the background while the Demon King skipped past, whistling about pink ponies and how Lyon was his friend and wanting to start fundraisers for sick people. Little red hearts popped into existence around him.

And Riane cackled like a hyena. "Gyahahaha! Oh my...they're such...IDIOTS!!!"

"Uh... how did you get here again?" Nicole asked blankly. Meanwhile, Sindriss had finally decided that the blue sphere was a GOBSTOPPER!!

-Grado-

"Unnnngh..." Groggily, he looked up at the Eirika duck. "...Have I gone crazy yet?"

Eirika duck's only response was to bite his nose. Lyon duck flapped his wings in protest. THAT KID WAS TOOO CLOSE TO EIRIKA-SAN'S LIPS!!

The 5-pound Lyon piledrived Sora in the stomach. "GYAAAAAA!" Poor Sora rolled over, clutching his gut in pain. "OWWWWWW!" Lyon honked in triumph, then purred. Wait... purred? "Oh no you didn't!" Eirika squawked as Lyon decided he was a cat. She turned back into a human and 'lovingly' slapped her husband, which made him believe he was a moose. Then the angry fangirl mob saw the evil blue-haired lady beating up their idol... and things only got worse when Ephraim blundered in and accused Sora of trying to make out with his sister. "Wha? Who?" Sora deliriously moaned from the floor. "Who's your sister?"

Ephraim screamed and ranted... and then realized it wasn't the boy's fault. HIS SISTER WAS A TRAMP!! ...Well, a tramp to one person... He whipped around and pointed his lance at Lyon, who was still a moose. "YOU MADE MY SISTER INTO A ONE-PERSON SLUT!!" Angsted Ephraim. At that moment, Lyon suddenly came back to his senses and made moose noises which translated to-'Why am I a moose?'

-Hyrule-

The shampoo bottle bubbled madly, until it slowed to a pleasant gurgle when it noticed Vaati. "What do you say, me and you go out for dinner tonight? Maybe after, we could take a bath..." Vaati purred. Soren screamed at his idiotic companion's stupidity. Mario decided that Luigi made a better steed then a yoshi, so he climbed on and went to find his stupid wench of a princess. Meanwhile, Lute came up with the best idea she'd had for a looong time. What better way to amuse herself then to feed Zelda a potion that would make her fall in love with Ganon? Hyrule was screwed, but enough of that already.The shampoo bottle bubbled lovingly over on Vaati. Of course, it would love a bath! The animate love potion floated over and reminded the shampoo that this was the idiot who had hurt the shampoo in the first place. That shattered the romantic scene. A bit of a bubble of embarrassment. Oops. "Don't let the past come between us now, baby!" Vaati whined. He NEEDED the shampoo bottle's love!

Soren decided to head to Grado. Why? Because Vaati isn't there!! Dingle suddenly saw his two missing captives and squealed in delight.

Ganon, meanwhile, was laughing insanely with his father when a certain blonde princess ran into the room. "GANON!! I NEEEED YOU LIKE I NEED AIR!!" screamed Zelda, her eyes replaced with hearts.

"WTF?!" Ganon yelped. Lute smiled and headed after her other two missing test subjects...

-Somewhere-

"Eh, some DracoZombie was chewing on my hair," Riane replied, nonchalantly, before noticing Sindriss. "Hey! What are you doing with that, rat thing?!"

Nicole decided the girl had fallen through a portal. She liked to make up her own answers to the unanswered. The demon dragon hissed. "My candy! MINE!!" An angry screech came from the hallway. Apparently someone had said Lyon, and thus made Fomortiis go through another personality change. "I'LL KILL HIM! I'LL-" An ominous silence fell. "WHY IS MY TV TOASTED?! SINDRIIIIIIISS!!!" Sindriss opted to hide behind Riane, an interesting choice, considering he was about ten feet taller than her.

"What the--?! No! Not behind me, dipstick!" Riane frantically tried to shoo away Sindriss. "Go! Go away, fuckwit!" Being a several thousand pound dragon, however, he would not be shooed. Sindriss moaned and put his claws over his eyes... like the infamous ostrich, he was a firm believer that whatever he could not see could not see him. Fomortiis stormed into the room. "YOU-ARE-SO-MINCEMEAT!!" he roared at his unfortunate pet.

Riane stood there, hoping not to be noticed by the towering demon. Fomortiis completely ignored her, and lunged at Sindriss. The drake squawked and bolted, but being a retard, he smacked into the door instead of opening it. Unfortunately, with that problem out of the way, the Demon King DID notice Riane. His eyes slid over the dark strand in her hair, and then narrowed in dawning comprehension. "Errr...h-hi. I'll be, uh, leaving now!" she yelped, beginning to scurry away. The demon lunged in front of her. "No... I don't think so." He hissed wickedly. "You're Lyon's brat... Wait, did I just say-Raaa!" He screamed, and then smiled stupidly. "Hello! Are you lost? I love kids! Want me to help get you home?" Sindriss went into laughing spasms, which resulted in him dropping the Sacred Stone, which rolled towards Riane. A gorgon wailed at her master's retarded state and ran... err... slithered off to get a psychologist.

-Grado-

"But...isn't a one-person slut someone who's completely faithful to their partner?" Sora reasoned from the floor. Ephraim ignored him and howled "Give my sister back her virginity!!" Which sounded so damn funny that Knoll laughed, although he tried to hide it with a cough. It ruined his emo appearance. Lyon turned back into human form. "I... uh... erm... Look, Ephraim, that's... you need to go back to health class." He said, coughing and blushing.

The Keybearer chuckled as well. "Heh...I won't say anything..." Ephraim, meanwhile, was very confused. "Duh? I don't understand!!"

Eirika completely ignored him and huggled Lyon. "You're not a duck!! YAY!!"

"Duck? Uh... okay... Where's Riane? Did anyone get the Stone back?" While Eirika explained what was going on, Donald stomped the ground angrily. "What's wrong with being a duck?!" And then, everyone noticed the charging bunnydemon.