CHAPTER…WHAT IS IT? FOUR?

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Zidane and Eiko had just finished reporting there answers to Irvine, who, unknown to them, was asleep. He snored loudly, and Zidane asked him for another question. Irvine snored again.

"What do you suppose it means?" Eiko asked her partner. "That snoring sound?"

"I don't know." Zidane began pacing. "But we need another question in order to make this thing a trilogy."

"What thing?"

"Well, you know how a trilogy is three books?"

"Yeah…"

"And we have answered two questions so far?"

"Uh-huuuuh…"

"Well, if we have on more, we can make it all a trilogy!" Zidane smiled proudly. "Now tell me I don't know anything."

"You don't know anything."

"I didn't mean it."

Irvine decided to roll over in his sleep, hit the TV remote, and turn on the DVD player. It was just at this time when Zidane asked him for another chicken question.

Irvine snored again, than yawned in his sleep. As he opened him mouth, this was heard from the TV speakers: "Do the chickens have large talons?"

"Do the chickens have large talons?" Zidane repeated. "Okay, we will solve this question."

"Uh, Zidane?" Eiko pointed to the screen. "That wasn't Irvine talking, that was the TV."

"So? This is a question that must be answered!" Zidane ran out of the room (just so you know, he was still wearing the pink suit), laughing maniacally.

"Oh my." Eiko sighed, clutching her head. "Here we go again."

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Sorry, short chapter, but what the heck, does it matter?

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See you in the final book in the Chicken Questions Trilogy.

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Ideas for the next book welcome!

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