A/N: Hey, anyone notice Steven Universe is getting a little darker in terms of plot? Like with that episode, Keeping it Together was it called? Anyways, it showed forced fusion, and the music was so disturbing... Geez, Rebbeca. I just hope Cartoon Network doesn't cancel the show due to it being to disturbing for kids. Cartoon Network is, or was, my favorite channel as a kid, and I'd hate to see it get hate for canceling the show. There was this president for the network, his name was Bill, but that's all I know. He did a good job managing the channel. I wish he was back. Then Stuart Snyder came. Ugh. He's the guy who made CARTOON Network, LIVE-ACTION. Anyway, I'm done rambling. Enjoy!

Episode: We Need to Talk

I look at Mr. Universe with a scornful look. What does Rose see in that strange man? I honestly don't know, but it's bugging me.

"What can I do. For. You?" They sing together. The music blares in my ears as I lean against the wall. I spot Mr. Universe looking at Rose, as if he likes her. As if he can just take her away with him. From me. And I won't let that happen.

I come up with an idea and walk to Rose. She stops and listens as I whisper my plan. She smiles at me and we go to opposite sides of the warp pad.

This will surely show him.

Rose slightly lifts her dress and starts to shuffle towards me. I twirl towards her and the next thing I know, she is holding me, my back faced towards her. I stare into her eyes for a split-second, mesmerized by their beauty. I snap out of my trance, and we do a ballet type of dance.

After that, we waltz, her hand on my back. My hands are in her soft, pink, curly hair as we dance in sync. She holds me close, her lips inches away from mine. A lustful thought appears, and I blush. She drops me halfway, her hand holding me up back my back. I give a triumphant look to an upside down Mr. Universe. He looks in shock. Confusion.

Rose pulls me back up, and we fuse. I feel her very essence pouring into my soul, like we were one all along. It feels... euphoric. Like an... what do you call it? Orgasm? You know, what humans use to describe excitement?

We eventually materialize into Rainbow Quartz. Rose seems excited, but I look at Mr. Universe with smug eyes as we demonstrate our bond together.

Mr. Universe continues to play his guitar nervously. Rose and I continue to dance until we finally tip-toe onto the warp pad and separate. My work here is done. I drop the mic.

"I can't believe I got that on video, what on Earth was that?!" Mr. Universe asks excitedly. As expected from seeing fusion the first time.

"That... was Rainbow Quartz!" Rose walks down the warp pad stage. "Pearl thought it would give your video a little extra." She touches Mr. Universe on the cheek. "Pretty cool, right?" And kisses him. My eye twitches.

"I have to go, but, are you doing anything later?" She asks. Why does she want to know? Why not be with me?

Mr. Universe does this pointy thing with his finger. "You know I'm not." He says in a "cool" tone.

Rose laughs at this. "You're adorable, Mr. Universe. See us later." She waves to him before warping out.

"Bye~" He waves as she warps.

I stand on the warp pad, silently swinging the mic. It's about time someone teaches this man his place. "You're just a phase," I catch the mic, "you know that, right?" I keep my smug look on the whole time.

He sighs. "No. I actually don't know that, Pearl."

I scoff. "Well, of course you don't. You don't know anything about Rose." I close my eyes and imagine her beautiful form.

"I know she's super into me!" He replies with a new sense of confidence in his tone. This is getting ridiculous.

"Listen, Mr. Universe. Rose may find you charming, but that's only because you're human. You're a novelty," I point my finger in his face. "At best." I add.

"What makes you so sure?"

The question is laughable. "Oh! It's very simple!" I can hear Amethyst's obnoxious chewing in the background. "Humans can't fuse." I twirl in front of him. "Fusion is the ultimate connection between Gems." I put the mic cord around his neck. "And you. Are not. A Gem." I flip some of his hair up and notice he blushes.

"W-Well, has any human ever tried fusing with a Gem?" He asks. Huh? What kind of question is that?

"Eh, no, I don't think so."

"Well then," He has that same sense of confidence in his tone. "I will try!" He imitates me dropping the mic. Amethyst laughs. I sigh, roll my eyes, and walk away.

I tried pushing some sense into this man, but he won't leave Rose alone. But I won't let Rose be taken away from me. Never. Especially by a human.