"Adam?"
"Yes, princess?"
"Don't you YES PRINCESS me. What was that about?"
"That creep was my mom."
"WHAT!"
"Yah."
"So what was all the yelling about?"
"Oh, just me getting emancipated is all."
"Adam?"
"Fiona?"
"Emancipation?"
"Well, im going to be living with you, and im 17."
"In two weeks."
"Yah well lets just try to enjoy the rest of the night." Adam said with a wicked grin.
"As in, you're making me dinner, while I pick a movie." Adam disappointedly grinned, but quickly turned.
"Alright! Well, you get that movie, and I'll start your Farqkra."
"Why that?"
"Because that's the dish that we ate when you admitted your feelings for me."
"When was that?" she asked confused.
"Oh, yah! I forgot you were drunk."
"Aw, damn."
"Well, what do you say we make you remember?"
"Well, I have the movie right here."
"What is that?" he yelled from the kitchen.
"Soul-surfer." She yelled excited. She had never seen it, and was hoping she can.
"2 reasons why I don't believe you, reason numero uno, it is not out in theaters yet! How could you have it on DVD? Reason numero tress, It's a chick-flick."
"And my big, strong, manly man is going to man-up and watch it."
"While cooking his big, strong, and manly dish for his princess."
"Queen."
"For his Queen, your hinny-ness."
"Just get started."
"Come and help me. I vaunt to teash you" Adam spoke in a vampire accent.
"And I vaunt to suck yore vlood!"
"Hiss."
"coming!"
AN HOUR LATER.
"This farqkra is delish!"
"and it only took you, I don't know…eight times to crack an egg."
"Which is impressive for someone who has never had to open the fridge."
"For food."
"yah, yah. But not any-mah-or." She said stretching out the anymore.
"Well, I got to say this movie isn't half bad."
"Half-bad?"
"Alright, not bad at all."
"Well, its over in 5…4…3…2…1!" they both laughed as they counted down.
"So now what?"
"Well, I was thinking-" he leaned in and kissed her. It was deepened in the blink of an eye, as Fiona toppled Adam under her. They continued, and when Fiona began tugging at his shirt, he stopped her. She looked confused, and he frowned.
"Fi, we cant do this."
"But-"
"But nothing. Were engaged, so we can wait."
"But we've done it before."
"Some one's excited to see me before I get surgeries."
"please?" she said with a puppy dog face.
"is the princess pouting!"
"the QUEEN is commanding the young peasant."
"How did I go from A king to a lowly peasant?"
"Alo?"
"Going Romanian on me?"
"Foreign is the answer to all life's' problems"
"So, the queen is a problem?"
"Well, the queen is still on top of her king and Honey, you have to work your way up to king from peasant."
"well than-" Adam lifted her up and ran to her room, dropping onto the bed with Fiona still in his arm's. She began to kiss him with an open mouth, Tongue's colliding in a fiery passion, as he gave into Fiona's every will. She began to lift his shirt, and the man inside him refused to tell her to stop. They continued this until all the clothes were scattered across the floor of Fiona's condo. Fiona let Adams' hand wonder, and he pulled back as her hand wandered down…south.
"Fiona-" Adam said in a warning tone, as they both stared at each other.
"Adam, you, are a hypocrite."
"How?"
"You do, well, that, yet I cant do that to you."
"But, there's nothing there for you to do that to."
"We will work with what we have! Make do with it, go with the flow, You know?"
"Well, I guess."
"shall we continue."
"you know it's impossible to say no to you right?" They continued, and when Fiona's fingers' touched Adam, he shivered, both scared and excited. They continued, as Adam traveled his kisses down south. This continued for about an hour and a half before they both grew exhausted.
"Hey Adam, you ok?"
"Y-yah, im F-fine. How, uh, how about you?" Was all Adam could choke out.
Fiona turned to him worried. She saw how he was shaking, and his eyes were closed.
"Adam?" she asked, seriously worried now. When a tear fell from his face she immediately sat up, slapping Adam on the shoulder so he too, would sit up.
"Adam, im serious. What's wrong. Tell me or I swear-"
" I HATE MY BODY, OK? And I never thought anyone would see me, when I didn't even want to see me. And now, im just suffering from some kind of gender malfunction or whatever. The Doc's say it's normal, but I forget what its called."
Fiona swallowed and thought about what she could say. Then, it hit her. Literally.
She leaned in and kissed Adam. It may not have been the right time, especially after what he just said, but she didn't know what to say. So she didn't, and instead acted.
"Adam, I love you, and I need you to know that you can talk to me about anything, rather it be your failing math, or our sex life. Ok?"
"Ok" Adam said in a dopey voice with a dopey grin.
"No. I not only need your word, but I need your promise."
"I, ADAM TORRES, SWEAR ON MY EVIL MOTHERS LIFE, THAT I WILL SHARE EVERYTHING WITH MY WIFE, FIONA TORRES."
"Ah, Torres. I love that name."
"I love that woman who took that name." They shared there goodnight kisses, and Went to sleep.
AN: NEW CHAPTER EERY FRIDAY! IM DEGRASSI-LICIOUS, BISHES!
