Don't get confused with the two italics:
-Lily-
Severus
Detention: Severus Snape, Lily Evans, James Potter
For: Fighting, as usual, and putting Remus Lupin, Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew in the hospital wing.
Assignment: Writing notes to each other for an entire detention period, in silence and without moving from their seat.
Hi, Lily
-Screw you, Potter.-
What's the matter?
You got her into detention, idiot.
Shut up, Snivelly. It was your fault, anyway.
It was not!
-You are all insufferable.-
Am not! We would be perfect angels if Snivellus here wasn't around, or at least wasn't such a git.
Oh, I'm sure.
-Why can't you two try to get along?-
Yeah Snivelly, can't you try to be nice for once?
Perfectly. Just not to you.
-Okay, that's it. You two have to now give each other a compliment, a genuine compliment, or I won't speak, or write, to either of you ever again.-
What?
-I'm waiting.-
Be patient Lily. I'm trying to think.
It's cool that you know so many Dark spells that you could probably usurp He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named with a twitch of your wand and a thought in your head.
Very funny. I would not switch places with you if I could. With all your popularity and my upbringing, it would surely result in disaster.
Thank you very much. You are one of the few people who can make a compliment sound like an insult.
-I thought it was an insult.-
I would say that is because even though we are all writing in English, opposite genders actually speak different languages.
-Thanks ever so much, Sev.-
You're ever so welcome, Lily.
Hey! I'm here too! You're hogging the note!
Yeah, so?
-Be nice, Severus.-
Stop making faces, Potter.
Make me.
-Don't you dare. Do you know what'll happen if you two start pummeling each other here? It won't just be more detention.-
Detention's over, thank God. See you later! Oh and Lily, will you go out with me?
