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Chapter 3 - Pranks & Arguments
Jessi got up easily the next morning. 'It so easy to get up since I'm home, at Hogwarts!', Jessi thought. She looked at the clock at her bedside that read 5:30.
She then cast a glance her four sleeping roommates. There was Marlene McKinnon, then Dorcas Meadows, and the twin blond bimbos that ALWAYS hit on the Marauders and despised Jessi and the Lioness Pride, with their hearts and soles. They are muggle-borns and as stuck-up as could be. Their names are Stella and Star Thompson. The only difference between the two were their eye color, Stella's eyes were a tacky blue, while Star's eyes were a poopy brown. Both had gone out with Sirius at SOME time, and that was very frustrating. And both the girls were convinced that Sirius was in love with them! As if! I'd hope he would have better taste than that! Marlene was alright, and her friend Dorcas was almost always grouchy.
By the time Jessi was ready, Stella and Star were up, trying to make themselves beautiful for Sirius and classes, but they obviously didn't achieve it very well. They never did! HA! Take that bimbos! I'll have to remember that one!
Jessi shook her head disapprovingly as she walked to the mirror. She looked at her very different reflection that appeared in the mirror.
Her once immature eyes hazel eyes were no more. Now she had shining brown eyes that rarely gave away what she was feeling or planning, anymore. Although, after she pulled a prank with the Marauders, her lovely brown eyes would sparkle happily, teasingly, or proudly. Much like James. Her hair was much shorter. Her hair was once very long but after Drew was murdered she cut it slightly above her shoulders. It had grown so now it was barely below her slender but muscular shoulders. She took out what little make-up she owned, from the dresser with the mirror on it. She put on eye shadow very lightly and cherry flavored lip gloss. She likes some make-up but not a lot of it. Just enough to keep the look non-sluty. She then finished by French braiding her thick hair. 'I can clean up pretty good, can't I?!'
Suddenly Jessi jumped.
"…NO WAY HE LOVES ME MORE!" Stella yelled shrilly.
"NO, SIRIUS LOVES ME MORE!" Star screeched even more shrilly.
"ME!"
"ME!" Jessi couldn't take anymore shrilly voices, so she hurried down the steps into the Common Room.
"Who was yelli-WHOA!" A familiar and a normally obnoxious voice stopped mid-sentence by the sight that met his stormy grey eyes. "Geeze, Jessi, you can clean up a LOT better than we, well I, thought. I seriously thought you were hopeless in the beauty department." Sirius explained, wagging his eyebrows.
"Padfoot, get - a - life. And NO, monitoring girl's beauty is NOT a life!" Jessi added nonchalantly to Sirius. "Morning Jamesie-poo! Moony-pie!" Jessi added addressing James and Remus who laughed heartily with Jessi, while infamous Sirius Black pouted.
"Hey yourself Jess-a-spot!" James replied to "Jamesie-poo" as he threw a arm around her shoulder.
"Mornin' Jess!" Remus said cheerfully as she shrugged James arm off her shoulder. She stumbled over to where Remus was, for Jessi could never not trip! She faced Remus and inclined her head to look eye-to-eye to him. His six foot four frame made her look like a midget, for she was only five foot three. She smiled gently, as he declined his head to look eye-to-eye to Jessi. He then shocked everyone by grabbing her hand and holding it to his face as he rubbed it. James was VERY shocked, in the worst way, which made Remus drop Jessi's hand.
'At least he didn't kiss me, James REALLY would have killed poor Remus.' she paused amid all her thoughts 'It felt natural and oh soo right!' She mentally reminded herself to slap herself later. 'What they hey, why don't I just do it now, it's not like it can make anything worse right?!' She slaps herself, while everyone looks at her weirdly.
"Oh crap!" she said, then realized it was aloud, "Double crap!" she laughs uncomfortably, "Sorry guys, ignore me, I'm stupid!" everyone in the room laughed at Jessi's stupidness and the tension disappeared. "James? Promise me you will NEVER get that look on your face again! That made me worry that there was actually something worse than Moony's "time of the month"." Jessi was just taking precautions. Well, precautions that meant Remus could live one day longer.
James smiled and nodded in reply to Jessi's unneeded worry and unneeded concern.
"I know Moony wouldn't pull a Padfoot." Sirius pouted, today just wasn't his day, "He respects you more than that, at least I'd hope so." Jessi went to embrace her amazing, forgiving, elder, wiser, well maybe not wiser, brother. And then the last people came out of the dormitory. Stella and Star. Everyone groaned aloud, excluding Sirius. Probably because he wanted to snog them! What was his problem?! They had way too much make-up on, go figure!
'The dumb, blond, bimbo twins. I hope to Merlin that Sirius denies them completely, but, alas, knowing him, no.'
"Eww! Dating your brother are you? Have you really gotten that desperate." Star, aka the BIGGEST pain in the arse, part one, anyway. Jessi was about to reply with something very sarcastic, but, someone saved her the trouble.
"Don't talk to her like that! Just 'cause you bimbos think I love you, does NOT mean you can be so…so stuckupy at her!" Sirius said angrily. Jessi whispered very quietly to James, without moving her mouth.
"Let's get the bimbos." James nodded.
"Sirius, honey," she mentally felt like being SICK, "haven't you told anyone we're engaged? I take this as a "no"." she asked, or rather accused. Lying perfectly. She then walked stealthily over to Sirius. He gently pushed a piece of her hair behind her ear. She was vaguely aware of James and Remus, who were trying very hard to swallow their laughter at look on the Thompson's faces. Stella and Star huffed indignantly as Sirius leaned down to Jessi. They were slowly closing the space between them, then, as their lips met in a passionate kiss, Jessi threw her arms around Sirius's shoulders and he was about to put his hands on her waist but stopped, remembering it was his best mate's little sister. Jessi soon caught on as he put his hands instead on her shoulder. She removed her hands and guided his hands to her back.
Then they were brought back to reality by the slamming of The Fat Lady's Portrait. They quickly broke apart, realizing that Stella and Star had stormed out, meaning they were out of a task. Or fun.
"Wow, Potter! Looks and talent, I'm extremely impressed. Let's say you, me, a broom closet, and a very nice snog!" he wagged his eyebrows suggestively. 'Black, it was supposed to be fake!', but instead she said,
"Black, please get-a-life, even if you were Godric Gryffindor I still would not go steady with you! In fact, who would?!" Jessi replied, easily knocking the smirk right off his face. "Oooh! You got told by Spotsie-Dotsie!" James and Remus cooed.
"That was the coolest nickname ever!" she said.
"Hey, that could be you Marauder name!" Remus exclaimed.
"Yeah! I like that! I think it's cute." she replied honestly. "Oh crap! I'm running late! I promised I'd meet the girls for breakfast!" Jessi took off running to the Portrait Hole "See you later!" she called over her shoulder.
"Dude, what was that?!" James asked angrily.
"I was just putting on a show, swear! I just did that to prove the Thompson toe rags that Jessi is like the dream girl, in the Marauders' eyes."
"Thompson toe rags?" Remus asked amusedly.
"I got toe rags cause that's one of the many names Lily calls James, out loud. I am sure she thinks of worse names in her evil little head!" Sirius briefly explained. The guys chuckled as the went out the Portrait Hole and quickened their pace to The Great Hall. "You're not mad though, are you Prongs?"
"Merlin, no! If you said it was fake I believe you! I have to put some trust in my best mates!" James said as they reached the Great Hall and found three open seats across from Jessi, Mary, Lucy, and Lily. With that they sat down.
"So ladies, did Jessi tell you about our nice snog?" Sirius asked the Lioness Pride although he was staring straight at Jessi, a smirk playing at his lips. Jess adverted her gaze to Lily, who was about to faint. Mary looked like Sirius just proposed to her. But Lucy scared Jess by smiling!
"It meant nothing! It was fake!" Jess replied through gritted teeth.
"Right! Whatever you say Jessi, darling!"
"JUST SHUT UP!" Jessi said loudly, exasperated. Sirius just smirked in reply.
Jess looked to Lily for help, but it was Mary who handed Jess a bottle under the table. The bottle read "MAPLE SYRUP". Jess smirked. 'Mary is so my favorite now!' She looked back to Sirius who was still smirking while talking to Remus and James.
"Oh Padfoot, dearie!" Just as Sirius turned his head to look at who called his name, he was splattered with maple syrup in the face and in his hair. His smirk immediately faded. The Great Hall erupted in laughter that Hogwarts biggest Casanova and prankster was splattered with maple syrup. Professor McGonagall instantly got up to stop the food fight from completely evolving but Professor Dumbledore stopped her with twinkling blue eyes.
"MY HAIR! MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL SELF!" Sirius cried aloud in dismay. He adverted his gaze to Jessi. "You!" he cried throwing an egg straight at Jessi, she ducked quickly, thanks to her Quidditch reflexes and looked to see that it went to the Slytherin table and hit Snape squarely on the face. Everyone laughed but Jessi distinctly head Sirius' bark like laughter over her own.
She looked to the Professor's table, Professor McGonagall was wearing a smile, laughing along.
Then Jessi saw a bowl of cereal with milk, fly in front of her and soaked James, who stopped laughing fairly fast. Lily had hit him and finally gotten back for all the annoyance James caused her. She heard Lily's hyena like laugh ring out. Jessi was too busy laughing along she didn't pay attention and was hit on the face with a pancake that purposely had holes for her eyes and nose. She glared at Sirius.
"Oh, no you didn't!" Jessi said straight to Sirius.
"I didn't, but I wish I did!" he barely stopped laughing to choke that one sentence out. She looked to James who shook his head at her unsaid question. She then turned to Remus, who had a guilty look but gave himself away by smiling.
"Humph!" she crossed her arms and turned her back around when her eyes landed on a banana cream pie. 'No one likes banana cream pie anyway. At least it won't be wasted.' She then picked it up turned to Remus and smashed it on his face, he had been laughing. She smeared it all on his face with a satisfied smirk.
"Ha! No one pranks me and get's away without a scratch!" The Gryffindor table was laughing the hardest now. And everyone at the table were all on the very edge of tears.
Suddenly Jessi felt a rather harsh tap on the shoulder and turned around fully just so her lips were crashed against some dude's. This guy's lips tasted like…
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