The first one of the pods to reach it's destination was Tenko. It was really sudden, she would say later. One moment she was just watching the stars flash past. The next, she could see a different kind of star- the Death Star. The little pod stopped and floated, just out of it's gravity pull. Tenko was awed. Sure, she had seen the Death Star before while watching Star Wars, but... It was nothing compared to this. The feeling emanating from it couldn't be put into words. Almost giddy (which is saying a lot for Tenko), the squeezed the joystick and piloted herself into the docking bay.

Hello, Death Star. Tenko Takara has just arrived.

The next arival was Paco. He was shivering in a corner of the escape pod to get away from that psychopathic little puppy when the computer screen beeped. Cautiously, he padded off the bed to look at it.

APPROACHING ALDERAAN, he read. DESCENT SEQUENCE INITIATING

This was the end. Goodbye, cruel universe. Goodbye, family still on earth. He glanced to the side. Goodbye, psychopathic puppy.

He strapped himself into the pilots seat and closed his eyes and got ready for his descent to Alderaan, knowing the fate of the planet. And by the transitive property, it was his fate too. So-

BANGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

"!" screeched Paco.

He wasn't entirely sure exactly what it was, but something had hit the escape pod hard enough to make it do a full flip and send it ricocheting.

Peering up through the window, he realized with a sense of dread that it wasn't something that had hit the escape pod, it was what the escape pod had hit. He groaned and clasped his forehead.

Where was he going now, he wondered. And then his next thought was

Oh, great.

Yowahn was the next to reach his destination- Dagobah. He was actually quite glad that he was headed here, apart from the obvious reason that it was his home.

Flashback time!

"So" Carys stated "you guys remember what you have to do when you arrive in the galaxy?"

Tenko rolled her eyes. "This is only the billionth time you've gone over this. We get it already."

The little pyromaniac (Carys) sighed. "Alright, if you say so. But don't blame me if we all get caught in a paradox and die." There was a pause. "Yowahn, you're the most important here. You remember what you have to do?"

He nodded. "Know, I do. Find Shoda, I must. Return him to Tatooine, I must. Meet up with you, he will. See me in a few years, you will. "

Carys nodded. "Well, look's like we'll live! Now, who's up for a game of clue?"

Everybody groaned and glared at her.

"Carys!"

"Do this, I shall not."

"MMF!" (You've got to be kidding me!)

End Flashback

So, in an unnecessary amount of words, that was what he had to do. Sucking on a bacon-flavored lollipop, he relaxed in his chair and got ready for reentry. 29 years later, he was home.

Carys was the last one to land, probably because she couldn't decide where to go. She knew that she had to go somewhere where she could meet up with Sean, preferably someplace where her and C4 teddy would be welcome, and hopefully someplace interesting. She was still at a loss until she saw it.

It was perfect, absolutely perfect. If Yowahn did his part of the plan, she would meet up with Shoda.. It was probably bomb proof and definitely interesting. She wasn't entirely sure if she would be welcome, but that was another matter.

She tightened her grip on the joystick and smirked. Tilting it forwards, she began her descent towards the Millennium Falcon.

A.N.- to make up for this chapter being a little shorter that usual, I have decided to type in a bonus. It is a brief summary of the day that the CC exploded and goes to the tune of Mary had a little lamb. A little weird, perhaps, but hey! We were bored!

With love, thearpsorceress

Carys had a big C4

Big C4, Big C4

Carys had a big C4

She set it off one day.

The bomb went off inside the lounge

in the loung, in the lounge

The bomb went off inside the lounge

Right under Paco's nose

The crew just stood there

so confused, so confused, so confused,

The crew just stood there so confused

When it went off that day'

So Tenko pressed the teleport,

Teleport, Teleport

So Tenko pressed the teleport

They were off and away!