You were supposed to be watching the door

Roy, Dick, Wally, and Conner were standing in the hallway of the mountain. "Okay Roy we need to go over our plan to take out those greenies." stated Dick as they began walking. Roy then stopped, "Sorry but I can't, I have a meeting. Byyyyyye!"

"What was that!?" yelled Dick. "I said 'byyyyye'" said Roy innocently. "That's not just any bye; that's the signature bye of-" before he could finish La'gaan, M'gann, and beast boy came in saying "Hiiiiiiiiiiieee!". "Roy what are you doing with the enemy, did you know you were late for the greenie strategy meeting." complained Lagoon boy.

"I'm sorry, did I hear strategy meeting?!" Yelled Superboy. "Sorry Supey didn't see ya there, how's that chlamydia circus?" retorted La'gaan.

"It's gone, thanks for asking. How's your cockeyed penis?!" he answered angrily. "It's looking both ways. I heard you farted in the living room and it smelt like your dad's dick." La'gaan insulted.

"You stupid bitch." Superboy stated. "You fucking whore." La'gaan retorted. They kept calling each other bitches and whores.

"So do you just stand here while all of this goes on?" questioned Beast boy, Conner and La'gaan still cursing at each other. "Yeah mostly; hey, nice shoes." complemented Wally.

"Thanks, kid's footlocker." said Beast boy. "Oh… I am so hitting that place as after all this is over." stated Wally.

"Do you know who the fuck I am!?" announced Conner. "Do you know who the fuck I am!?" answered La'gaan. "Guys, guys, ENOUGH!" yelled Dick splitting them apart. "Is love to continue this but we can't afford to miss cheer practice, Conner, Wally, Roy, let's go." stated Dick.

"He has cheerleader bathroom rights." added Wally. They all gasped, "Roy!" they all said in unison. The only thing Roy could come up with was, "Um… I have to poop."

"Roy you poop with us." stated M'gann as she, La'gaan, and Beast boy pull one of his arms. "Roy you're a cheerleader, you shit with us!" yelled Dick. "He's an honorary greenie cousin, we had him sworn in and everything." stated M'gann. "he's goddamn motherfucking cheerleader!" countered Conner.

Cheerleader, greenie, cheerleader, greenie; back and forth, back and forth they argued. Both sides pulling one of Roy's arms. Roy started whining, feeling uncomfortable. "Guys, guys." he tried to tell them.

Then before anyone could see coming Roy's arms were pulled cleanly off. "Ehhhh…. Ehhhh….. Ahhhhh Ahhhhh!" Screamed Roy as he was running away. Some of them got squirted with the blood, "Holy shit!" stated M'gann as she, La'gaan and Beast boy ran away from the scene. "U, I'm gonna go." said Superboy as he walked away, trying to be unfazed. Both arms were then handed to Wally, "Wally we'll see you out there in ten-twenty minutes tops." stated a mortified Nightwing leaving as well.

"Hey Wally, did you get the form I sent in from Zatanna before I-" Artemis was cut off. "Artemis Crock, you were supposed to be watching the door." stated Wally. "I know but I submitted the form and-" she could barely finish herself before Wally interrupted her. "You were supposed to be watching the door Artemis Crohohock." he could barely get out.

Artemis then tried to ask how he is. "Baywatch are you oka-" "Do you know what these are Artemis?" he asked her, even though is was rhetorical.

"These are a little boy's arms; a little boy with dreams, with legs, with a head. He's a pencil, a swizzle stick, you can use him as a poolnoodle; and now I'm holding and now I'm holding up his arms. I'm holding them because you weren't watching the door." Wally was making an emotional meltdown of a scene, he was even waving the arms in his hands around a little bit.

"I… I was at Pearl Harbor." she admitted in a sad tone. "Oh my god. You bombed us, you literally bombed us like the Japanese you are; and me I'm Ben Affleck. I'm Ben Affleck and I'm holding two fucking boy's arms, and you're Cuba Goody Jr disappointing everybody!" Wally announced.

Artemis began crying and fled the area crying with one hand covering her face. Wally followed her yelling, "That's right, live with that. You live with that!" Tim and Bart then show up from overseeing the entire event.

"Tim, was it part of the plan for that boy to get his arms ripped off?" asked Bart. "No… That had nothing to do with the plan." he answered.

"Tim, nothing bad ever happened in Boy meets World I wanna be in that show." complained Bart. "Me to Bart, me to." agreed Tim.

The mentors and dead-beat dad(Superman) were standing there each with a different form of WTF on their faces. "Superman call Lex, tell him Roy needs new prosthetics." Batman demanded, he had a look on his face that just spoke I'm done.

Hey guys I'm only doing one this chapter, it may not seem that long to you, but it just felt long to me when I wrote it. Fav, follow, and share.