Jui: Gomen. I'm late. Reading WAAAAAAAAYYYY too many Gakuen Alice Fanfictions. (Go Natsume X Mikan and Mikan Harem! And Mikan X Koko and/or Kitsu!)

Natsu: Shut up and start. I'm glad that JUI DOESN'T OWN FAIRY TAIL.

Jui: Don't rub it in...


As Lucy stared at the table, she could feel her stomach growl, hungrily. She glanced at the boys at the table, and the growing crowd of guilds cheering on their teams while placing bets on who would win.

She sighed. She would never get food at this rate.

From the corner of her eye, she saw Mira waving her over.

"Mira! Can you give me some food from the back? I'm starving! Those boys aren't going to give me any. One way or the other."

"Sure! But..." she trailed off as a smirk adorned her face. She bent over the counter and whispered into Lucy's ear,"You have to kiss the next guy who comes through the door. Or else I don't give you food."

Suddenly, the doors burst open and in came someone nobody expected. It was... It was... It was... (A/N: One of the readers:Get on with it!"

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Zeref!

Zeref looked around, as if searching for something.-Or someone. His gaze went around the room, landing on our favorite celestial mage. And no, it was not Yukino, but our female lead; our heroin, Lucy!

He slightly smirked as he walked towards her. All of the boys that Lucy has charmed (Don't ask how. She just did.) stood, protecting her.

Lucy panicked. She has to kiss HIM!? Mira smirked wickedly.

Now, Lucy is doomed.