Kagome felt like she was going to throw up. What under statement of the year. Kagome felt that if Naraku didn't stop whirling her around she was going to forever spin in circles.


Well it doesn't help if one is being spinned around several thousand times, She thought sarcastically to herself as Naraku spinned her for the several thousand and first time. Her mind flashed back to when she saw Naraku.

Flashback

She turned around, ready to sit InuYasha senseless but instead came face to face with Naraku. Yet Before she could scream or go into hysteria he spoke in what she supposed was his sexy voice.


"Hee, I love you.", he then kissed her hand "A, you set my soul on fire.", Kisses her hand again. "It is not just a little spark. It is a flame." Kissed her arm. "A big roaring flame. Ahh I can feel it now." And that was when he begun to twirl her.


End of flashback.

And that's how she got here twirling her escape away with baboon man. Wonderful. Yet Kagome couldn't shake the feeling that she had forgotten something. Something important. Right as she put her finger on it InuYasha appeared.

Shoot, Kagome thought as InuYasha assassinated the situation. Well maybe this will jump him to normal because this will surely make InuYasha jump for battle. Right. Right.

Wrong Kagome.

InuYasha did not reach for his sword like Kagome hoped he would. Instead he begun to run towards Naraku shouting, "Nara-kun." upon which Naraku replied with a "Inu-chan." As a sunset appeared behind them Kagome had the strangest feeling of DeJa Vu. Like she had seen this terrible scene, but didn't want to remember. The feeling disappeared when she remembered her ticket to sanity.

Hoping to sneak her way out of this crazy farm, she slowly inched her way to the Well. Unfortunately it seemed that Naraku's and InuYasha's "Kagome senses" where tingling for as soon a she reached 10 feet of the Well they turned to look at her.

"Kagome/Kagome-Sama wait for me." they shouted at the same time skippin for her. Fortunatliy they where about 100 feet away from her. Unfortunately they where both demons which ment they could both skip pretty fast. So they where covering ground faster than she was.

Kagome on the other hand was frozen in terror of seeing InuYasha and Naraku skip together to reach her. Then the old hag appeared next to her yelling, "Run girl run." then she was gone like the wind, cackling. That was enough though to break Kagome out of her trace and get her running.

5 feet she was away from her ticket to sanity. 4..3..2..1. She reached it just as InuYasha made a grab for her shirt and missed. The familiar blue light surrounded her but quickly changed to green. Kagome panicked for a few seconds, but then the light disappeared and she saw the familiar vines and sky of feudal Japan.

Kagome didn't know what to think. So she did the most logical thing in her disturbed mind and climbs out of the Well to see if everything was normal or if she needed to hunt down the old hag.

As Kagome popped her head above the Well's wall she was relived to see that no tree's had faces and no flowers where dancing. Now to find InuYasha. "Kagome." Well that chore is done. Now to see if he's nor... "Wench where have you been. Dammit we have Jewel shards to find."...mal. So his normal...that means no more random hugs...or singing...or dancing. "Wench are you okayyyy." Kagome had tackled InuYasha and begun to blubber in his chest sprouting random things that even his Demon hearing couldn't pick up.

InuYasha's eyes softened as he stared at the hysterical girl and said the stupidest thing he could have said in that situation. "Kagome is it that time of the month?"

Kagome gone stock still upon hearing that sentence. She pushed away from him and walked several feet away. InuYasha quickly became worried for his wellbeing. "SIT BOY" And he had a right to too.

As the Inu shaped crater was made, Kagome stalked off to see and make sure everything else was back to normal.

"Girls," InuYasha said lifting his head momentarily to stare at the receding back of Kagome. "I'll never understand them." And then flopped his head down in his crater.

Two shady figures watched the whole scene amusingly. "Wow Numie, You really out did your self with that joke. I mean really, dancing and singing? Who would have thought." the first unnamed figure snickered.

The one who was dubbed Numie replied icily. "I still haven't forgiven you for the whole hag thing Marsh." She then turned to her partner, the look of death shining clearly in her eye's. Marsh gulped audibly.

"Now N-numie, you know it was only a joke. You can't take a joke that seriously do you." she stammers.

"Oh but I can," Numie purred taking out a deadly looking knife, "And I will."

Marsh screamed and ran for her life as the blue haired girl flung the knife at her. Thus ends Kagome Adventures trip into a world that was oh so perfect.

Done. There how was that all you picky readers. I think it actually turned out quite well. You know skipping the 2 and 3 chapter. Gomen to anyone who was disappointed by those chapters. But the end was all what I wanted it to be and more. Now the two shady figures are my characters. They are not Mary-sues nor will they fall in love with any original characters of the fanfic that I'm writing about and vice versa. Yes they are going to be appearing more and more so expect to see more of them in the future. I'm not telling you anything about them though. Other than that I just wanted to say thank you for a th loyal readers who stuck to this story no matter how bad it sucked. Thanks.