"Hey Grover, guess what I have?"
"No life?"
"Are you going to do that gag again?"
"Uh... No?"
"I got Percy's diary!"
"Wow, should we read it?"
"No! Let's read it."
"That's a great idea, Annabeth!"
"I know that's why I'm the smart one!"
They opened Percy's diary and began to read. This is what it read:
/\/\/\/\/\
Entry #1
Dear Diary,
As Percy Jackson, I am totally awesome, I have a hot girlfriend, I have a bestseller book about me. My life is great in my day life but I have seen such poop! And the poop I have seen has haunted me in the room that is my brain, whatever that is... Like what I dreamed just last night, I dreamed that Kronos was about to face me. I was not afraid. But then he beat me over the head with a bat, I was so scared I peed my pants. Then another dream was I was dancing. It looked awesome like my personality. But then Luke took a bat and beat me over the head with a it, I was so scared I peed my pants. My most current dream was the worst, I dreamed that I was walking down Camp Half-Blood, then I lost all my clothes. I was embarrassed... Then Annabeth took a bat and beat my up and then I peed my pants...
/\/\/\/\/\
"That was hilarious!" Annabeth laughed.
"It was!" Grover laughed.
Then Percy came along, "Someone ransacked my room. Probably a Logan Lerman fangirl. Dirtbag."
Suddenly, Percy saw that his diary was in the hands of Annabeth, "Hey that's my diary."
"Yeah, Grover read it." Annabeth handed the diary to Grover.
"You read it?" Percy asked angrily.
"He sure did!" Annabeth exclaimed.
"All your dreams end in someone hitting you with bat and you peeing your pants." Grover said innocently.
Percy uncapped his sword and chased Grover. Grover screamed like a little girl. When Percy caught up with Grover, he grabbed Grover's poor goat leg and cut it clean off.
Four hours later...
Grover lied down at the infirmary. Percy and Annabeth sat next to him, "Sorry Grover, but don't worry your leg will grow back."
"Really?"
"Yeah!"
"It won't grow back will it?" Percy asked Annabeth.
"No..." Annabeth replied.
"Grover, your leg will grow back I promise."
Author's Note: I've read some comments saying that this sounds like Potter Puppet Pals. I'll stop... Well, this chapter still might sound like it but I've added some of my humor... R&R
