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The Pains of a Woman

Explanation

No one could prepare for the shrill shriek of terror that came out of Kyle. The entire cafeteria tried to cover their ears from the horrible sound. Who knew that Kyle would have powerful lungs as a girl? Kyle was panicking at the sight of two small lumps that protruded her shirt. This can't be happening. This is just a bad dream. It just had to be. There was no way that Kyle Broflovski was now a girl. Kyle pulled her jeans and underwear to see that there was no male genitalia as well. She panicked even more. There was no doubt. Kyle was turned into a girl.

"FUCK!"

Kyle looked around and saw Cartman staring at the red-head, most likely surprised that she was now a girl. Kyle couldn't help but feel a wave of rage.

"CARTMAN, YOU ASSHOLE! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

She lunged at Cartman. She grabbed him by the shirt. Cartman felt the same wave of rage as he was grabbed.

"Why the fuck is this my fault? You're the one who decided to butt in, Jew!"

Stan and Kenny pried Kyle off before she had a chance to punch Cartman. Kyle turned to the two boys, giving them a stern look. Stan tried to look away from his best friend while Kenny stared at Kyle's chest. Stan spoke, all the while trying to not stare at his now girl best friend.

"Listen, Kyle. I know you're angry but blaming fat ass won't solve anything."

Stan ignored an angry 'Hey!' from Cartman.

"So you're a girl now. It's not like anything can change you back."

"Actually…"

The two looked at Pandora, who looked very guilty and ashamed. Kyle felt a tinge of hope. Pandora fidgeted a little.

"Listen. Don't blame the jackass-"

"HEY!"

"I was the one that turned you into a girl. It's my fault. And well, I want to try to see if I can find a way to turn you back."

Kyle was incredibly hopeful. She got up and rushed to Pandora, embracing her in a hug. Kyle spouted many 'thank you's to the girl. She let go, still holding Pandora's shoulders. Pandora fidgeted even more.

"Listen I know you're happy but you have to understand that it'll take some time. Not all curses are reversible."

"Who cares? I still have a chance!"

Kyle turned to Stan and hugged him. He stiffened, not liking the feel of his now girl best friend hugging him. Especially since she wasn't wearing a bra.

"Isn't this great Stan? I still have a chance!"

"Y-Yeah. Um, Kyle? Could you stop, um, hugging me?"

She let go and turned to hug Kenny.

"I still have a chance! I still have a chance!"

"Yeah you do!"

Kenny gave a smug grin as he embraced the cheerful Kyle, grabbing her waist. What a pervert. Kyle didn't seem to notice as she had Kenny bounce in joy with her. Stan realized something important that he and Kyle forgotten. He scooted to the red-head and blonde, tapping Kyle on the shoulder.

"Um, Kyle?"

The two stopped bouncing with Kyle looking at Stan.

"Yeah?"

"Well, Kyle, I don't want to burst your bubble but until Pandora figures out how to turn you back into a guy you're gonna be a girl for a while and, well…" Stan started to fidget.

"And?"

"We need to tell your parents about this… incident."

Kyle abruptly let go of Kenny, causing to him fall flat on the floor. Her eyes were wide open and her hands were grasping her hair as if she was going to pull it out.

"Shit! I forgot!"

Kyle yelled so loudly Stan thought his ears were going to bleed. Kyle was shaking in panic. How was she going to explain this?

"Fuck! My mom is going to fucking freak!"

Stan gripped Kyle shoulders, still unsure about looking at the red-head. He had his head slightly looking away from his best friend.

"Just… relax okay? I help you with this. Now, we just need to tell Mr. Garrison what happened so he can tell the other teachers and the principal. You'll talk to your parents when school is over. I'll be there, so you're not alone. Is that alright?"

Kyle smiled. Stan always knew what to say. She hugged him again. Stan nearly threw up at the embrace.

"Thanks Stan. You're awesome. I'll go and tell Mr. Garrison. I'll see you over there."

Kyle let go of her best friend, much to Stan's relief, and rushed out of the cafeteria. Stan sighed. This is going to take a while to get used to Kyle's newfound girliness. Stan followed Kyle out, leaving a crowd of confused and shocked students in the cafeteria.

The rest of the school day was better than expected. Sure the teachers were shocked with Kyle's situation, but they made sure that they would help Kyle whenever she needs it. Some teachers gave her pamphlets on the female body. Kyle didn't feel like she needed it but accepted them anyway. Cartman made some cracks that now Kyle was a girl she was going to start PMSing more often but she ignored it. She had bigger fish to fry.

Kyle and Stan were outside of Kyle's house. They were both unsure what the outcome of facing Kyle's mother's wrath would be. Kyle took a deep breath. Stan patted her shoulder.

"You ready for this?"

"As much as I can be."

Kyle knocked on the door. Almost immediately, Gerald was at the front door looking at the two teenagers. He gave a worried look to his now daughter.

"Hello, kids."

His voice was somewhat laced with sadness and worry.

"Kyle, you're mother would like to talk to you."

Kyle nodded as she went inside the house with Stan following behind her. She saw Sheila standing in front of the couch, waiting for Kyle to sit. She and Stan sat down on the couch, both worried about what was going to happen. Sheila started.

"Kyle, I got a phone call from school. They said an incident happened. Would you like to explain what happened?"

Sheila sounded more disappointed than angry; something Kyle supposed was for the best. Kyle tried to think of a way to explain.

"Well, you see, there was this girl that Cartman started bullying."

She felt a lump in her throat as she explained.

"And, well, she got really pissed at him, I guess. So she found some book or something that had a list of spells or curses or whatever and decided to teach Cartman a lesson."

"And how were you involved?"

Kyle winced at her mother's words.

"Well, Cartman made me mad and when I found him I didn't realize what was going on and I sort of got in the way…"

Sheila took a deep breath. She looked at Kyle.

"How were anyone sure that the curse was effective?"

Kyle unbuttoned her jacket and showed her small breasts that protruded her shirt. Both Gerald and Sheila were silent at the sight.

"Is there any way to turn you back?"

"Actually, the girl that turned me into a girl is looking for a way to reverse it. She felt really bad so she's trying to find out as much about the curse as she can so she can undo it."

Sheila seemed to be satisfied with the answer.

"Okay. That will be all Kyle."

She and Stan got up from the couch. They left the living room and rushed to the Kyle's room.

"Shit dude. Your mom took it a lot better than we thought."

"I know right? Usually she'll try to kill anybody if they did something like that."

"Well at least your parents are accepting that you'll be like this for a while. How are you going to handle being a girl?"

"I don't know. I guess I'll just be a girl until Pandora finds a way to change me back."

"But being a girl is a lot different from being a boy. Are you sure you can handle it?"

"I'm fine. Besides, what's the worst that can happen?"

Oh Kyle. You have no idea what's in store for you.