A/N: Chapter Four in thaa house! So boom! ENJOY! I will answer a few questions, so here are the answers!

Jamin1227: Yes, Lucy will Join Fairy Tail, In Fact She Joins This Chapter!

DarkBeast42: Because why not, lol? And Lucy is leaving because... without her in Fairy Tail, I wouldn't be able to do some of my favorite arcs!

Uh, I Think these were the only questions that were asked! At the end of the chapter I'll ask a few questions of my own regarding pairings, and stuff!

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN SHIT!

It had been a week since the Princess's birthday, and Naruto and Lucy had been fighting a lot ever since, over the smallest little things, and it was causing a lot of tension.

"Well, fuck you!" Naruto snapped at Lucy.

"Fuck me? YOU COULDN'T EVEN IF YOU TRIED!" Lucy glared at the blonde, "Gosh, you're so annoying!"

"I wouldn't wanna fuck you anyways.. SO UNFUCK YOU!" Naruto smirked at his comeback.

"Unfuck me? What the hell does that even me?!" Lucy couldn't believe the blonde, "You're such an idiot!"

"WELL YOU'RE MORE OF AN IDIOT FOR WORKING FOR THIS IDIOT, SO IN THE END YOU'RE A EVEN BIGGER IDIOT!"

"Then, I quit!" Lucy said in a cold voice, "I'm going to Fairy Tail!"

"Hmph, do as you wish!" Naruto replied with a shrug.

Lucy turned around and stormed off, Naruto just shrugged his shoulder's. Why should he care what she did? He was used to people leaving anyways. The blonde then decided to leave, he had something to do.

"I feel bad, now!" Lucy spoke to herself as she walked around town, "Should I go back?"

She thought about it, until she clenched her fists, "NO! Screw him! I'll join Fairy Tail! But what if they don't accept me?!"

Lucy sighed as she walked to a wizard's shop, there was this one celestial key she had wanted to buy. Once she was inside she looked for it but she couldn't find it.

"What happened to the Celestial Key, here?" Lucy asked the shop owner.

"Hmm, someone came and bought it a day ago!" The man replied with a grin, "I ripped off the idiot too, hahaah!"

Lucy's eyes widened then she sighed! It was all thanks to that blonde idiots fault! If only she had stayed at her job at the bar she would of probably bought the Key by now! She so hated the blonde now! She sulked as she walked out of the shop, she really wanted that damn Key. As she walked she noticed a bunch of females running and talking excitedly!

"Holy crap! The salamander from Fairy Tail is here!"

"Really? Lets go ask for a autograph!"

"I gotta meet him!" Lucy said with determination, "Maybe he can put in a good word for me! I'll be able to join!"

Lucy quickly ran to the crowd of girls to see a man, he was smiling and smirking at them, Lucy couldn't help but feel her heart beat, and she could feel herself blushing and turning hot, what the hell was going on with her? The man then turned and looked at her, he gave her a dazzling smile, then he winked at her. Lucy then felt her heart beat fast, and she had hearts in her eyes!

"This must be love!" She thought as she walked closer to him, "I love him... but what about Naruto – wait what? Why did I say Naruto? I hate that ass-hole! Grr!"

She was interrupted from her thoughts when she saw a pink haired guy enter the circle and now he stood before the 'Salamander' she then realized she was placed under a magical love spell, the current wizard in front of her was nothing but a fake! How dare she fall for a cheap trick!

"Igneel! It's me Natsu.. wait who the fuck are you?" Natsu sweat-dropped as he noticed the man in front of him wasn't Igneel.

"Aye!" Happy nodded, "Natsu, let's go!"

"WHO AM I? HAVE YOU NO HEARD OF THE GREAT ME?!" The fake Salamander said in a pissed tone. "I'M THE GREAT – WAIT WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?!"

He noticed Natsu and Happy leaving with sulking expressions on their faces. "I'm getting away from your disgusting face!" Natsu stated.

"HE JUST DISSED THE GREAT SALAMANDER! GET HIM!" The fan girls yelled.

"No, no, no need to! He's just probably too dazzled, here young boy, my autograph, now you can brag to your friends!" The fake Salamander handed Natsu his autograph.

"No thanks, I don't want that piece of crap!" Natsu stated, and before he knew it, he was being attacked by fan-girls.

By the time they were done the blonde was covered in trash, and all bruised up, "That definitely not Igneel!"

"Aye, let's head back!" Happy said as he tried helping his friend up.

"Hey, you guys thank you for helping me back there!" Natsu and Happy stood and faced Lucy.

"Uh.. ?"

"Oh, that man was a fake, he was using cheap magic spells to get girls to fall in love with him! I almost fell for it but you too snapped me out of it, thanks again!"

"Uh.. you're welcome I guess!" Natsu grinned.

"How about I invite you both to a nice dinner?!"

"OH, REALLY? THANKS!" Natsu grinned at, and Lucy couldn't help but take a step back... she could of swore she saw Naruto in Natsu.. what the hell was going on with her? She thought.

The blonde haired babe took them to a restaurant near by and both Natsu and Happy seemed to have ordered every damn thing you could order to eat.

As they ate Lucy couldn't help but be disgusted, " Haha, clam down the food isn't going anywhere.. oh what are your names by the way?

"Nat...su!" Natsu replied as he ate chicken.

"Ha..ppy here!" The blue cat spoke as he took a bite from his yummy fish.

"Well, I'm Lucy and I am a Mage, even though I don't look like one!" Lucy smiled at both of them.

Natsu looked at Lucy's shoulder and he noticed she had a faded Akatsuki mark on her shoulder... it seemed someone had done it with a marker.

"T-That's the Akatsuki Guild Mark... wait.. you were that chick that sang with Naruto? I just remembered!"

"Aye!"

Lucy blushed and said, "Haha, yeah, he did the mark with one of those magical marker's that takes forever to wash off.. wait do you know Naruto?"

Natsu's happy expression turned into a dark and hateful look, "We knew him, alright, but in the end he betrayed us, next time I see him.. I'll KILL him!

Lucy sweat-dropped. Geez, every time someone talks about Naruto, I only hear bad stuff about him!

"Well, I have to go, hope you enjoyed the food!" Lucy smiled at both of them, "Thanks again!" she left some money on the table then walked away.

"I wish we could help her with something, I feel bad for eating all this food... and we weren't even trying to help!" Natsu told Happy, as Lucy left.

"Aye!"

"Oh, wells lets go look for Igneel, then head back to the Guild!" Natsu said as they stood up and walked away.

Natsu and Happy looked around for Igneel until the sun was beginning to set, they were now near the dock, and their eyes widened when they saw none other than Naruto walking towards them, he had his usual Akatsuki cloak on. The blonde stopped in front of them and Natsu couldn't help but glare at him.

"Have you two seen a blonde haired girl with a faded Akatsuki mark?" Naruto asked both of them with a bored expression on his face.

"You bastard!" Natsu growled at Naruto, "You appear before us and ask us like we are your friends? Well, WE ARE NOT, YOU BASTARD!"

Natsu's hands lit up with blazing hot fire, he then grabbed Naruto by the collar of his cloak, the blonde in a instant took out Kyuubi and he placed it on the pink-haired boy's head, and both looked at each-other, one had to make the first move, but who would?

"Shoot me, if you're gonna shoot!" Natsu growled at Naruto, "That's what you're good at! Killing your friends and family.. I'll never fucking forgive you... I won't forget... forget Erza crying.. Mira crying..YOU MADE US ALL SUFFER! SO DROP FUCKING DEAD YOU SACK OF SHIT!" Natsu couldn't hold back, and he punched Naruto's face, the blonde flew backwards, but as he flew backwards, he pulled the trigger to his gun, and he shot out a red beam of magic that hit Natsu, the Dragon Slayer also flew back with a growl on his face.

Both managed to do a back flip and land on their feet, both looked at each-other, and then charged, Natsu swung his left fist,which Naruto caught with free hand, the blonde then placed his gun on Natsu's chest and the blonde began laughing evilly, "Kuku, if you wish to kill me – you are going to have to hate me more, and once you kill me you'll have to survive in this rotten world filled with men like me!"

The blonde pulled the trigger, and Natsu flew back as his eyes widened... had he lost? No! The pink haired Dragon slayer sucked in air then he yelled, "Fire Dragon's Roar!"

Naruto didn't have time to dodge as a huge fire ball hit him, the blonde flew back and crashed unto the floor. Natsu too crashed into the floor but he quickly stood up. He ran towards Naruto who was trying to get up, Natsu noticed the blonde's gun laying around so he grabbed it and he smirked, "I heard this gun shape-shifts... let's see what I can change it too!"

The pink-haired dragon slayer poured magic into the gun, and before he knew it, it was now a Katana, "Oh, this is a nice toy you got, lemme use it on YOU BASTARD!" Natsu stabbed the blonde in the shoulder. Naruto growled in pain as Natsu twisted the blade.

"W-What the hell is wrong with you?" Naruto asked Natsu, "You're usually happy, and you don't hold grudges for long, yet here you are on the verge of killing me, would your Master be proud?! That's not the way of the Fairy Tail, ya know, at this rate you'll end up being like me, kuku, well I can die happily if that happens!"

Natsu froze before he growled and aimed for the blonde's head, "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE!"

Natsu was inches away from cutting the blonde's neck off when Naruto's blue eye's turned red with three commas surrounded the pupil/iris. The Dragon Slayer all of a sudden froze at the sight of those eyes. He felt fear, and he was starting to shake, those eyes... the Sharingan... the eyes all dragons and Dragon Slayer's feared.

"M-My body... I'm.. I'm s-scared!" Natsu stuttered as he dropped back to the floor, he started panicking and he tried standing up, "G-GET WAY FROM ME! D-DON'T K-KILL ME!"

Natsu..the Sharingan is something all dragons and dragon slayers fear naturally, if you ever come in contact with someone who has those eyes, your body by instinct will panic, you'll start shaking, and if this is the case, I suggest you run away, because if they are your enemy you'll end up dying.

Natsu remembered something Igneel had told him once, Naruto stood up and walked towards Natsu, Natsu could feel himself pee his pants, the blonde crouched down and he picked up his weapon which he ended up turning back into a gun. The blonde looked at Natsu who was scared, and the blonde could see a dark aura surrounding the pink-haired dragon slayer, it was a buncha evil spirits. That was dangerous, that's how dark mages like Zeref came to be, if a usually happy person like Natsu bottled up hatred or negative emotions, evil spirits would be attracted to him a lot, and they would end up influencing him a lot!

I can see it, I can see the hatred, and anger, and rage towards me.. it's all being released at once, no wonder he was acting strange and he wanted to kill me.

"Fairy Light!" Naruto then whispered as he looked at Natsu. Natsu felt a white light surrounding him, the pink-haired slayer's eyes widened when he felt his fear, his hate, go away, he felt happy again, and he also felt warmness. What the hell was the blonde doing? Naruto then finished the magic spell and no longer saw evil surrounding the blonde.

"What did you do?" Natsu asked the blonde as he stood up.

"Nothing, now did you see a blonde haired girl?"

"Aye!" Happy nodded.

Before anyone could speak they heard a few fan-girls speaking:

"Look! That's the boat Salamander is on!"

"YEAH SO COOOL! HEARD HE WAS HAVING A PARTY IN THEIR!"

"I WISH I COULD GO!"

"Yeah! Me too! I heard he was from Fairy Tail, too!"

Natsu's eyes widened as well as Naruto's.

"Oh shit!" Naruto said out loud, "Salamander.. Natsu did you know someone has been pretending to be you to get chicks.. he then kidnaps them and sells them as slaves?"

"N-No.. and stop changing to subject! You and I need to finish our fight!"

"You couldn't beat me! I won!"

"BULLSHIT! I STABBED YOU THAT'S ONE POINT FOR ME!"

"I made you piss yourself a bit, that's a automatic win!" Naruto grinned as he pointed at Natsu's pants, they were a bit wet, Natsu looked down then he tried covering himself, he was utterly embarrassed.

What did Naruto do to Natsu? Happy thought as he looked at Natsu, he was back to being himself. Natsu was on the verge of killing Naruto... and now here he is.. I can feel his hatred gone, but he still has dislike for Naruto.

"Anyways, we have to go in that ship, maybe Lucy is there!" Naruto stated as he looked at it.

"Why would she be there?"

"She wanted to join Fairy Tail, maybe she's there because the fake Salamander probably tricked her and said he'd help her join or something."

Natsu's eyes widened as well as Happy's. Happy then noticed Naruto's breathing turning heavy, and he seemed to be bleeding a lot, the blonde was grabbing his shoulder! He needed to get to a hospital or else he'd die of blood loss!

"Blah! Whatever, lets go, I'll kick the ass of the man who makes Fairy Tail look bad!" Natsu stated as Happy grabbed him, and they flew off.

Naruto did the water walking technique and just ran on the water towards the boat! As Naruto got closer with his Sharingan he could see through the ship and he saw Lucy, and a buncha other men. The blonde Noticed a man holding on to her, so Naruto took out his gun and he shot at the man from the distance he was in.

Lucy was crying as these scum-bags grabbed her, she just found out their evil wretched plans, they were going to sell her for money, she stopped crying when the man holding on to her fell to the floor, he had been shot, and before anyone could do anything someone crashed through the roof of the boat.

"Natsu! Happy!" Lucy said surprised, "What are you doing here?!" when she saw who had crashed inside.

Then suddenly someone else crashed inside the boat, and Lucy froze when she saw who... it was Naruto.

"N-Naruto... w-what are you doing here?"

"I heard there was a party!" Naruto grinned at her, "SO LET'S PARTY LIKE 2012 END OF THE WORLD BITCHES!" Naruto yelled as he shot anyone within sight.

"Happy Take Lucy and get her out of here!" Natsu commanded his friend, Happy nodded and grabbed Lucy before taking off with her.

Now it was Naruto and Natsu and a buncha bitches, Naruto and Natsu charged at anyone within sight, both were trying to beat up more than the other!

"HEY! THIS ONE IS MINE GET YOUR OWN, BASTARD!" Natsu yelled at Naruto.

"I PUNCHED HIM FIRST!" Naruto stated.

POW! Natsu punched the man.

"WELL I PUNCHED HIM SECOND!"

"I punched him third!" Naruto snapped as he punched the man again.

Natsu punched the man again after, and before they knew it, both were punching the man none-stop, poor unlucky bastard! At last they stopped and they turned around to only see the Fake Salamander left. The man gulped as Natsu and Naruto walked towards him, but before anything could be done, the boat turned over and over until at last it stopped, it had crashed at the dock. The fake salamander used this opportunity to get away and so he ran!

Natsu and Naruto stood up and ran after the man who stopped when he heard Natsu, "So I heard you were a Fairy Tail wizard.. but why HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU YET?!"

"W-Who are you?!" The fake salamander questioned Natsu.

Natsu took off his jacket and you could see his Fairy Tail mark on his shoulder, "I am Natsu Dragneel, a member of Fairy Tail!"

"No fucking way!" Both Lucy and the man said out loud.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" Natsu then yelled at Naruto who was crossing off his Guild Mark and drawing the Akatsuki mark instead, "WHY DID YOU CROSS OFF FAIRY TAIL'S MARK? AND DRAW YOUR CRAPPY ONE INSTEAD? YOU DON'T JUST DO THAT, IDIOT! GO DIE!"

"My guild mark is way better, thought you needed a change!"

"Who'd want your guild mark, IT'S SHITTY!"

"PLENTY OF PEOPLE WILL ONCE WE BECOME THE BEST!"

"IN YOUR DREAMS YOU'LL BE THE BEST!"

"AT LEAST I HAVE DREAMS, UNLIKE YOU! WHO'S BRAIN IS SO ROASTED YOU CAN'T DREAM!"

"Uh.. guys the guy is getting away!" Happy told them and they both turned and looked at the fake, who was now running.

"FIRE DRAGON ROAR!" Natsu then yelled as fire headed towards the running man.

Naruto pointed his gun at the man, and pulled the trigger, a huge beam of red light headed towards the man, but in the process both Naruto's and Natsu's attacks merged making it a pretty color!

BOOOOOM!

Was then heard as the man was hit and part of the town destroyed!

"YOU TOO IDIOTS OVER DID IT! HALF THE TOWN SEEMS TO BE DESTOYED!" Lucy yelled as she pointed at both.

Before anything could be done or said Knights appeared and they said, "You are under arrest!"

Natsu grinned and grabbed Lucy's hand, "Let's go!" as he began running.

"Uh, where?"

"I heard you wanted to join Fairy Tail, lets go!"

Her eyes widened, who could of told Natsu that, then she turned around and saw Naruto on the floor sitting down.

"Hey! If you don't run they'll get you!" Lucy yelled at the blonde.

"I can't run." Naruto replied as he grabbed his shoulder, he wouldn't get far with his injury. The blonde then took something from his pocket and he threw it at her, "Here, I bought it for you as a gift for when you joined Fairy Tail!"

Lucy caught the thing he threw at her and her eyes widened, it was the Celestial Key she wanted to buy! She looked at the blonde and did a slight bow before she started running away with Natsu.

"Don't look back..." Lucy said with tears in her eyes, she really wanted to look back, but if she did, she'd betray herself and probably end up running to the blonde.

"DON'T LUCK BACK YOU BITCH, AND KEEP RUNNING FOWARD!" Her eyes widened when she heard Naruto yell that. "YOU'RE ANNOYING AND I HATED YOU BEING PART OF THE GUILD, AT LAST I CAN HAVE SOME PEACE AND DAMN QUIET!"

She without looking back, lifted her arm and flipped him off as she smiled and spoke, "Thank you, idiot!"

Note: Damn, chappie done! Hope'd you enjoyed it! LOL NARUTO ENDS UP GETTING ARRESTED! SO I'LL START A PRISON ARC NEXT CHAPTER! AND NEXT CHAPPIE MORE OF HIS PAST WILL BE REVEALED!

One more thing... pairings.. what should they be? I was planning a Naruto and Lucy pairing.. and I'll do a arc on that later on.. but I also want to do a Naruto and Erza pairing... THOUGH I AM STILL OPENED FOR SUGGESTIONS! So if you wanna suggest a pairing, please do so!

Also who should join Naruto's Akatsuki Guild? It could be anyone from the anime Fairy Tail as long as they are a bit of a side character that didn't appear much in the anime. Or ANYONE FROM NARUTO, so please gimme suggestions on that!

Thank you, and Happy Day!