ther was mayor dewey. he was standing on the ground outside..
he saw pearl goin on a walk on tge boredwalk with STEVEN!
"heeyyyyy pearl" dewey iniatied "the weathers nice today huh? ;)"
pearl looked down at steven and nudged him"um steven ur freind is talking too u"
"nO!" dewy yelled as he waved his hands "i'm talking to the hawt lady!"
"hot lady?! wait where?!" pearl asked when she turned her head aruond in an frensy
"right here! your the hot lady!" major dewy said
"ummmmm...okaay." pearl said as she retreated into her gem
NEXT DAI!
pearl was sitting on a bench readnig a book...unlike the preps like amethysr
DEWEY SAW HER!
"heeyyyy...my name is mayor dewey. dwey is my last name...dewey...dewy system...conincidence? i think not"
peral flipped the page
"whatchureading" dwewy said as he sat down next 2her
"oh...hi. how lnog were u here? ANWAI. i'm reading the poertry of sapphos. a vry influential poet of the isleand of lesbos. in fact that poetry made poetry what it is today with the inner mind as a signicificant concept and topic epxlored instead of third person narrattive of epics with morals based of off waht society thinks."
"yep..hes my favorite poet"
"fake nerd boy" pearl mumbled as she got out of her bench
major dewey knocked on stevens house door.
"KNOK KNOCK" the door knock knocked
garmet answered. and by that i mean she stared silently thro the screen.
"heeeeyyy...um...garment...um...is the hot one here?" dwey asked
"yep ;)" garnet answered "she's me...and me..."
"um i mean the straight hot one."
"i don't think straigt people r hot. the only one i tihnk is hot is the love of my life. who is not striahgt."
"i mean in MY perspective"
"i can't read minds omfg. do u tink im a psychic?"
"yea aren't u 1?"
"not that kind"
"OKAY OMG I MEAN PEARL. IS SHE HERE?!" dewey exapserated
"yep she's right by me holding my hand"
"hey pearl" dwey said
"hi" paerl said
"i have something 4 u" dewey said as he ave her a rose
"HOW INSESNTIVE!" pearl yelled as she slammed the door shut "TOO SOON!"
i ran out of palces. so let's just say pear and dewey were in the same place again the next day.
"what wil it take for you to go out with me?!" dewey crid
"i am out with yuo. the sky is above us. we are not in a structure created by a homo sapaien." pearl answered blankly
"i mean on a date!"
"nothign. i have a gf now and i only date girls"
"oh. your gay!? why didnt u say so?" dewet asked
"i am NOT gay! how cuold u even say that. my gf of 6000 yrs just died 14 years ago. how could i even be happy. how. i am still grieving for my lesibian love of my lief. i am not gay."
SO YEA TO ALL U PEEPS INSISTING PEARL IS GAY...LEMme TELL YOU ONE THING:!
SHE! IS! NOT! GAY!
how would U feel if people told u that ur happy when your NOT bcuz ur lesbian lover died?
EXACTLY
sjws i s2g
