-The studio looks like a tornado went through it...a sugar hyper tornado-
Jack: -waking up- Owwww...my head hurts...-looks around studio-...what the hell happened?!
Lenny: -getting up from under the rubble- YOU are what happened! You ate a 2 pound bag of sugar, went on this crazy rampage and destroyed all of our hard earned equipment, and then out of nowhere, you just passed out!!
Jack:...Oh yeah, I remember. My sugar rush ended so suddenly that I just collapsed...Let's continue with the fic now, shall we?
-Everybody gets out from their hiding places-
Everybody- Yeah, sure, okay, whatever. -you can only guess who did the 'whatever'-
Jack: -spins bottle and it lands on Zim- Truth or dare?
Zim:...What the heck, dare.
Jack: Alright! Well,jellymaster wants you to-
Zim: Wait! This is jellymaster's dare?? Oh no...
Jack: Yeah, this is jellymaster and she wants you to-
Red: The same jellymaster who threatened me with that cashew bear thing and hit me countless time with a bat??? SHE'S asking truth or dare questions now too?! Help me...
Jack: Yes this is the same jellymaster and she can ask questions if she wants too! Now, she wants Zim to-
Purple: This is my VERY insane fangirl, truth or daring us to do things or tell things that we wouldn't normally do or say in front of people?
Jack:...YES
ALREADY!!!! AND SHE WANTS YOU TO go
hug Gaz! Unless, if the "Almighty Zim" is too CHICKEN
to
do that?
Zim: The almighty Zim is not a poultry!!! -comes up behind Gaz and quickly puts his arms around her and then quickly takes them off...only to be backhanded by Gaz.-
Lenny: I think that could've gone better. Anyway, -spins bottle and it lands on Red-
Red: Is this still jellymaster or someone else 'Please be someone else, please be someone else, PLEASE be someone else...' --- Red thinking btw
Lenny: Yeah, this is still jellymaster.
Red: 'NOOOOOOOO!!!!' -sigh- alright...
Lenny: So, truth or dare?
Red: Truth!! I'm scared to do one of her dares!!
Lenny:
Okay. jellymaster
wants to know Do
you really hate Cutie Cashew Bear that much? I mean come on,
he's
cute! Admit it! I SAID ADMIT IT, DANG IT!
Red: Yes, yes I do. Cute things just annoy me for some reason.
Jack: That wasn't so bad now was it?
Red: I thought she was gonna make me say something really personal.
Jack: Oookay. -spins bottle-
Lenny: How are you holding up Dib, with Gir on your head an all?
Dib: I'm still not sad. The bathroom isn't private anymore though...
-bottle lands on Purple-
Purple: Truth also. I like jellymaster but, she is crazy.
Jack: Fair enough. jellymaster wants to know Am I your best fangirl? I know I'm the most insane, but am I?
Purple: Yes you are. No one has ever been more dedicated to me. I thank you.
Dib: I have the strangest feeling that I'm gonna be picked next.
-bottle is spun and it lands on Dib-
Dib: -sighs- I knew it...just give me another dare. Maybe I'll get to do something that will help get Gir off my head!
Gir: YOUR HEAD SMELLS LIKE A PUPPY!!!! ---I got that from the 'Tak the hideous new girl' episode from my DVD box set.
Lenny:
Uh, jellymaster
wants you to be
locked in a room with Jack while he has
flamethrowers!
Dib: WHAT!!??????!!!
Jack: YES!!! WHERE ARE MY FLAMETHROWERS?????!!!!!
Lenny: -sighs and then drags Jack and Dib into a convinently placed empty room, all the while Dib screaming something about being allergic to fire-
Dib: I SWEAR!! I'M ALLERGIC TO FIRE!!! It, uh, gives me a rash!!!
Lenny: The only thing that your allergic to is, wait, nothing!!! Besides, your the one who picked dare.
Dib: I didn't know!!!
Lenny: We all have to take risks. Just like I'm doing now for instance -brings out the flamethrowers that people got for Jack in 'Questions for the Cast' and gives them back to Jack while quickly shutting the door and locking it.- That's good enough for now.
-spins bottle and it lands on Zim again-
Zim: Nooooo!!! Not again!!!
Lenny: It's not from jellymaster anymore.
Zim: ...oh. Well, that's better. Just to be on the safe side though, I'm going with truth again.
Lenny:
Alright. MyWhiteLady
wants to know Is
there any other Earth food besides waffles that doesn't make
you
sick?
Zim: Besides waffles? Uh, no. It has to be Irken made.
-Dib screaming 'Get me out of here!!' in the backround-
Lenny: Looks like that room is holding up pretty well to the fire.
-spins bottle and it lands on Dib-
Zim: Great. Now we have to get Dib-stink out of there.
Lenny: Don't worry. I-
Zim: I'm not worrying about that stupid human!! I just want to see him suffer from these truth or dare questions just like everyone else here!!
Lenny: Okay, sorry. But I made a way for that room to put out the fire. A sprinkler system!
Red: I thought that room was just convinently placed there. You built it?
Lenny: Of course I built it. I knew someone was gonna give Jack a flamethrower at some point so, I built a room that could withstand fire and put it out also. And all I have to do is press this little button. -pushes little button and the sprinklers in the room come on-
-Dib yelling 'Halleluja!!' and Jack is throwing a tantrum.-
Lenny: -unlocks door and lets only Dib out- Jack, you can continue playing with your fire if you want.
Jack: Nothing will burn though!!! Everythings all wet and now I don't have a target!!
Lenny: I'm sure you'll think of something. Now Dib, truth or dare?
Dib: -who has absolutly no burn marks on him whatsoever- I just came out of a living hell basically, and you still want me to do a truth or dare question???
Lenny:...Yeah.
Dib: Fine, truth. That's the last time I do a dare. Oh and by the way, Gir didn't even melt in that inferno.
Gir: IT WAS HOT IN THERE!!! WOOHOO!!!!
Lenny: Yeah, anyway, Teya Yashitoda wants to know Do you respect Zim?
Dib: Ummm...I never thought about it before but, I think I do respect him. I mean, he actually turned the world into a Dance planet, the people of Earth actually seem happier,-
Zim: Only for an hour a day though. then they have to go back to being slaves.
Dib: So, yeah. I think I do respect Zim.
Zim: Your just trying to suck up to me so you can dance!
Dib: I can't dance! Why would I suck up to you if I can't dance?!
-huge argument starts-
Lenny: -sighs and spins the bottle again...it lands on Zim.- Zim!!! Truth or dare?
Zim: -stops arguing for a moment- Uh, truth. -starts arguing again-
Lenny: Teya Yashitoda wants to know Do human intestines taste bad?
Zim: -stops arguing again- Not really. Human intestines taste like Goosplorch. -goes back to arguing- --Goosplorch is an Irken food I made up.
Lenny:...Oookay. -gets ready to spin the bottle again when Jack suddenly breaks through the door and starts burning everything with the many flamethrowers that he has-
Jack: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! NOW YOU ALL ARE MY MOVING TARGETS!!!!! BURN!!!!
Everybody: BACK UNDER THE RUBBLE!! -everybody hides under the rubble again-
And thus, the story is cut short again. Actually, it's longer than the other chapters. So, the story is cut long. No, that doesn't make any sense...-author keeps rambling on, and on, and on, and on...-
