I Can Hear You: CoLu Week 2015

Day Four: Glitter

It was impossible not to laugh, the sight before her was one that she could never have expected to ever see, and her mate sneered at her as he crossed his arms and waited for her to move out of the way. Lucy leaned against the wall of her entryway as peals of laughter echoed in the apartment, his sneer lost its effect considering just what was making her laugh in the first place, and Erik shoved past her with just enough force to push her aside while not hurting her.

"You can stop fuckin' laughing now." He grumped, walking over to the dresser and practically ripping the drawer open before grabbing a black muscle shirt and sweats, but Lucy was too busy wiping the tears of mirth from her eyes. The blond closed the door, gasping to try and breathe, her laughter fading to giggles, and she heard the sound of snarling from the main room.

"What's wrong, Erik?" Now she was concerned and as she rounded the corner she blinked, he was trying to pull the offending article of clothing off his body but it wasn't moving; the blond bit her lip before walking over and moving behind him, searching for ties or clasps.

"Its magically attached and I don't know how the fuck to get it off, it was supposed to be a prank on Sorano but Macbeth is a little bitch and told her what was gonna happen; needless to say I got hit instead." Lucy frowned as she pulled on the tie around the neck, it came loose but the fabric wouldn't pull away from his skin; the rainbow glitter halter top was proving to be quite problematic.

"Virgo." The maid spirit appeared in an instant, her blank eyes sparkling just once to signify that she was enjoying this nearly as much as Lucy had when she first saw him, and Erik growled again as the maid hummed. Slender fingers brushed his back and Erik shivered as the maid walked around to the front of him and pressed her open palm against his chest, the top fell loose after a flare of magic and the spirit bowed and took the offending article with her. Erik pulled his black shirt on and turned to his mate, who was perched in her desk chair again, and he pulled on his sweat pants before walking up around her back. She was looking through photographs, as if searching for something.

"I've got something that'll make you feel better, promise." He blinked in surprise before nodding, going to grab a glass of bleach to drink, and as he returned Lucy let out a loud 'ah hah' and held the photograph out with a flourish. He stared at the image for a moment before a wide grin formed on his face and he set his glass down so he could laugh, taking the picture and joining in with the laughter of his mate.

"That is perfect blackmail material." He commented as he settled down, pulling her into his lap, and Lucy nodded against him as she tucked the photograph away; it was all of Fairy Tail's men dressed in glittery drag, except the old Master of course, and Jellal had even been thrown into the photograph despite the mask to make him appear as Mystogan.

"That was revenge for the guys using an X-Ray prank on the door, when any girls walked in our clothes would be see through to everyone else for only a minute or two, they seemed to forget that Kinana was at the bar and asked why our clothes vanished. Needless to say it was funny to watch the strong Fairy Tail men cower when we flipped out but we decided to get even, their prank lasted until we received sincere apologies from every single one of them." Erik was laughing again, now joining Lucy in peering through her photos, and he realized she had a lot of pictures. Most were of her team, her friends, and even candid shots of strangers. Then he struck gold, or rainbow really, and Lucy's face flushed an odd shade of red.

"What am I looking at?" The blond squirmed at the question before sighing deeply, it was her waving at the camera with only a pair of cut-off denim shorts and heels; her breasts were covered in a combination of rainbow glitter and sprinkles.

"That was a very drunk party with Cana, they coated me with liquid latex and then had me dip that into a mix of sprinkles and glitter, that was...my second year of being in the guild. Right before Tenrou." The Poison Dragon blinked slowly, knowing that he shouldn't be mad, and then he saw the other girls had done the same thing she had. Mirajane looked ridiculous with a glitter star on her cheek while Cana only had one breast covered, and even Erza was in on the fun with a picture beside Levy.

"I still think you rock glitter better than I do." Lucy giggled as she closed the book in her lap and Erik growled in warning at her, watching as she stole a sip of his bleach, then the male finished his glass and pulled his mate close onto the bed and practically tucked her beneath him.

"Erik." He felt her breath tickle his ear, her tongue running along the shell, and he cracked his eye open to look at her.

"There's glitter in your hair." He groaned and simply ignored it.

"Oi! Get up, you're gonna get that shit all over my bed!" He laughed now, as she attempted to roll him off her and pull him off the bed at the same time, and Erik nuzzled his hair into her pillow and grinned as she screeched in annoyance.

"You shouldn't have laughed." He scolded, earning a smack on the ass, and he captured her hand and hovered over her.

"You asked for it, Titty Sprinkles."

I had a lot of fun writing this one, considering that glitter is a nightmare and a half, I seriously was laughing when I wrote the last six words.