This is where I officially abandon trying to be all professional with this.

The second season brings us new information on characters that have had very little screen time. I'll keep this short and sweet.

I'm beginning to think all the Cyclonians are legally insane. This is not how I want my bad guys to act, god damn it!

The Nightcrawlers: Thank you Nerd Corps, for keeping them from saying "Whatever" "buzz off" "scram" and "cool". Even if they are limited to "yes master"... good bad guys don't need long monologues!

Commander Chicken Feather: Is rapidly becoming my favorite Cyclonian. Yes, even more so than the master!

Ravess: I retract my earlier statements of her. That was just me imposing my fanon on her I suppose. She's a complete psycho, delusional, and I find her character easier to swallow when I imagine she's only a year or two older than Cyclonis, which would explain her bouts of Finn-y behavior. I mean come on. I can't be the only one who made that comparison after seeing her go power mad in "Power Grab"! She still remains my least favorite character, but I also feel a strange sort of pity for her. The writers really don't do her justice.

Snipe: I think I love him now- again, only if I imagine him as being the same age of the Storm Hawks. Also, I'm glad to know he's her younger brother. I'm not sure if that's a well known fact but I've always believed it to be true. He's just so lovably retarded I couldn't help but giggle. OH AND HE HAS LITTLE TOY ANIMAL FRIENDS TOO LIKE JUNKO DOES.

The Dark Ace: ....Yep, nothing about him has changed.

Cyclonis... God, I would let that girl do horrible things to me: Is a little more "raaawrr" than usual, changing from the emotionally varied character we knew and loved into a shallow, one-dimensional overlord. "Five Days" gave us hope for some serious development, and then everything after that shattered it. Way to go, Nerd Corps. :(

The Colonel: I knew he'd come back. I knew he would have a small pet. I knew he would help the Storm Hawks in some way. My opinion of him stands: He is an awesome gangster and I want to see him throw a tea party for Cyclonis.

Repton: My opinion still stands, only now I must add that I would hit that. I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.

Spitz: I originally was going to write a short ficlet about Repton discovering himself (or something mushy like that) after Spitz pressured Hoerk into rebelling and killing Leugey. I'm glad to find that my initial feeling of him being a sneaky traitor type proved accurate. This sort of contradicted my idea that Repton could take all three single handedly (he does, by the way) but it was still a fun idea.

Stork: I ship him and Junko now. Just because of "A Colonel of Truth". Don't ask me to explain it. I just like it. (Stork tops. While wearing the dress.)

Lightning Strike. Is his name seriously Lightning Strike. WHAT THE FUCK, NERD CORPS. At least now we (maybe?) know Aerrow's last name now. Aerrow Strike. Hmmm... Has a nice ring to it.

Arygyn: Is not alone! More Skeelurs appeared, giving me an instant dosage of Fanfiction rabies. They were all dudes, too. WAIT NO BAD THOUGHTS BAD THOUGHTS.

So yeah, here ends my pretentious ranting.