The Teams
What happened last time...
"Congratulations! You graduated!" The twins looked stunned. (Btw, Iruka got Naruko's headband out of his pocket.) They had finally passed after all the training. "And to celebrate, I'm taking you both out for some ramen!" Cheered Iruka. The two blondes leaped on him. He fell backwards and they all started to laugh.
Back to the story...
"BUUUUURRRRRP!" Naruto had his face in front of Naruko's, a cloud of gas streaming out his mouth.
"URGH! Naruto Nii-San!" Cried Naruko, wafting away the bad smell. Since Iruka had taken them out for ramen for graduating, they probably had over 100 bowls of ramen!
'Well Kit, you seem to have over eaten! You little piggy!' 'Who the hell are you?! How did you get inside my head?! Are you are beetle or some bug?! Oh great I have-...Your real aren't you?' Naruko thought.
Naruko looked up to see Naruto's face staring straight into her eyes. He looked confused.
"I know, confusing isn't it?" His face straightened up to a, understandable look. Naruko turned her head to the side, giving him the 'I have no idea what you mean' look.
Naruto laughed which made Naruko jump and start raving about thinking Naruto was having a fit. "Don't worry Naruko, it's only Kyuubi. You know...the 9 tails..." Whispered Naruto.
"Ohhhhhhhhhh...tell him to go away!" Replied Naruko.
"He's annoying!"
'Hey! I am NOT annoying, and for your information I am a girl! So don't take me for the opposite sex!'
"...He...is a she...Naruto." Naruko's face went blank. Naruto then explained that Kyuubi had been split in two so the female side was in Naruko and male side was in Naruto.
"Sooo...she calls me kit right?" Naruko asked, which Naruto replied with a nod. 'This is going to be a challenge...' thought Naruko, shaking her head.
The next day...
"Alright! Alright! Settle down now class! Take your seats!" Cried Iruka, the whole class was raving about whose team they wanted to be in, apart from Naruko and Sasuke.
"Geez why do I have to sit next to the bastard Naruto?" Whispered Naruko, of course her ass was plumped next to Sasuke's while Naruto was on the other side of her giggling so hard he nearly fell of his chair.
'Why me? Why me Kyuubi?' Thought Naruko, trying to get Kyuubi's attention. She didn't reply but Naruko swore she could hear her laughing and giggling away like a hyena.
'You're really helpful you know that?' Thought Naruko, sarcastically. Silence. 'Now that I have your attention...' Naruko grinned.
'Kit...they're announcing out the teams.' "WHAT?!" Cried Naruko, she mega blushed. The whole class was staring at her since she had just blurted out a weird question.
"U-ummmm...that the squads are gonna be in groups of 3 except one will be of 4..." Stutted Iruka. Naruko sat back down.
"Please let me be with Naruto. Don't let me be with Sasuke Bastard. DEFINATLY not Sakura or any fan girls." Whispered Naruko.
"Hey! Since when have you started calling my just 'Naruto'? Hey sis?" Asked Naruto, he smirked when he saw Naruko's reaction.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash from the class room door. "I MADE IT!" Screeched two voices she didn't want o hear. 'Oh brother...' thought Naruko.
Sakura POV...
"I MADE IT!" I cried, that's when I realised the horror that Ino-Pig was standing right next to me. 'CRAP!' I thought.
"I...beat...you...forehead!" I turned my head to Ino-pig, she was panting and sweating like she had just had sex with Chouji!
God she would probably have died of shock. I turned my head to see Sasuke-Kun sitting on the second row. I blushed and ran towards him. "H-hey! Where are you going?!" I heard Ino-Pig shouting behind me.
I saw Naruto stand up, blushing as always in his demon, stupid way. "Hey Sakura what's u- OWWWW!" I sent him crashing to the ground and turned to Sasuke.
"G-good morning Sasuke-Kun!" I stuttered, god he was sooo hot from this angle. He returned my question with one of his awesomely, cute stares. I was destined to be with him.
Ino POV...
I tried to catch up with forehead when I suddenly, felt a pair of arms rap around my waist.
I turned my head towards the owner, hoping it was Sasuke-Kun. But, to my horror it was none other than the Lazy genius, Shikamaru Nara.
"Good morning troublesome. Don't forget you sit next to me every day. It's such a drag sitting next to a fan girl with red flaming hair. I'd prefer sitting next to one with blonde hair."
I mega blushed. He was, one of the hottest guys in the academy, but no. Sasuke was the one I was destined to be with.
I wasn't going to let someone who had a crush on me, possibly me having a crush on him, ruin that.
"Umm...sorry Shikamaru, I have to sit somewhere else today. S-sorry." I rushed off towards Sakura, I turned my head back to him.
He was smirking. I always creeped out when he did that. Anyway, I wasn't going to let HIM of all people and forehead destroy my relationship with Sasuke-Kun.
We were destined to be.
Naruko POV...
I couldn't believe it, Sakura-bitch had sent my big brother crashing to the ground, Again.
That was it. I needed to find out about how Sasuke attracts girls and how he controls them like making them knock Naruto to the ground. I jumped up out of my seat and crouch in front of Sasuke, staring into his eyes. He looked up at me and stared back.
"Naruko! Stop glaring at Sasuke-Kun!" I heard Sakura screeching, I turned my head to her. 'I was right. What's the big deal with this guy?!' I thought turning my head back towards Sasuke.
Suddenly, I felt a small push on my back. "Oh sorry dude! I was jus-"He stopped, why did he stop. That's when it hit me, I was kissing the bastard!
I pulled away clutching my throat, coughing. Trying to get his germs out of my body. I heard knuckles cracking, I turned my head to see all the fan girls cracking they're knuckles.
I gulped, I was in for it now. "Naruto...you are so dead." I heard Sakura mumble. Wait a minute, Naruto? "You set her up to this didn't you?!" 'Oh crap...' I thought.
"Hey it wasn't his fault it was the Bastards!" SLAP! I felt a sudden pain fall across my right cheek. Sakura had slapped me. I felt a tear trickle down my cheek.
"Don't you dare call Sasuke-Kun a bastard! You're both demons! You don't understand!" She was right...I was a demon.
'Let me have her Kit! She's dead when I'm through with her! She has no right to say that to you!' 'It's alight Kyuubi. Just calm down.' I thought.
That's when I noticed that Naruto a holding his hand out to me. I politely took it and whipped the tears away from my cheek.
We were about to sit down when Sakura glided passed us and sat her big ugly ass down next to Sasuke-Teme. How could life get any worse?
Normal POV...
"HEY HEY HEY! Sit down now!" Shouted Iruka, he pointed his finger at the group of fan girls then the Uzumaki Twins. Everybody sat down.
"Ok then, I will now announce the squads. Squad 1...(btw these are squads I made up.)Kaname Kuran, Yuuki Cross and Zero Kiryuu!" There was a little groan which came from Zero as he bashed his head on to the table.
Everybody knew he had a crush on Yuuki Cross. After all, she was a smart girl at times and she had a close relationship with Kaname Kuran, which is why Zero groaned.
"Squad 2...Kyo Soama, Tohru Honda, and Yuuki Soama." There was another groan that came from Kyo.
Since Kyo's relationship with his cousin Yuuki Soama wasn't very good, he only wanted to be with Tohru Honda, so did Yuuki.
"Squad 3...Ikuto Tsukiyomi, Amu Hinamori and Tadase Hotori!" There was a pause. "Great...thx. Now you've condemned me to an endless battle between me and the kiddie king over a pretty girl." He smirked.
Amu blushed whilst Tadase had puffs of smoke leaving his ears.
"Squad 4...Utau Hoshina, Kukai Soama and Yaya Yuuki!" There was a big giggle that escaped Yaya Yuuki's mouth and a 'Big challenge with this feisty gal!' Commented that escaped Kukai Soama's. Kukai wasn't related to Yuuki Soama or Kyo.
Utau Hoshina said nothing, she was quiet and in that moody celeb mood. Yes, she was a famous singer who worked in the company called Easter.
"Squad 5...Rock Lee, Tenten Misukiza and Neji Hyuuga!" There was suddenly a load squeal from Neji's fan girls and a 'Crap...' from Neji and Tenten as they were in the same team as the ever to weird Rock Lee.
"Squad 6...Rima Mashiro, Nagihiko Fujisaki and Bobby Angelo (made him up)!"
Silence. "Squad 7 is the squad that will have 4 students in it!" Announced Iruka.
"Squad 7...Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno," Naruto jumped out of his seat and cheered, Sakura smashed her head against the desk.
Naruto had a crush on Sakura, some people knew. Naruko definatly knew.
"Naruko Uzumaki," Naruko jumped up and cheered for she was with her brother, then she realised who else she was with.
She sat back down and slapped a hand on her forehead. "And Sasuke Uchiha!" BANG! Naruko's head had landed on her desk. She was doomed. "I don't get it. What's the big deal with him huh?" asked Shikamaru to Ino. "He's handsome and charming and he is very mysterious. EVERY girl wants him. Even I do." Replied Ino. Shikamaru's eyebrow rose. "Really now?" He smirked at her. Ino mega blushed.
Shikamaru POV...
"Really now?" I smirked at her, I could see the blush appearing on her cheeks.
'Got you now.' I thought to myself. After all, she was the girl who I have had a crush on for the last two years although I've been too troublesome to admit it.
She has been spending too much time with Sasuke. She needs to come back to reality.
"Y-yes. He is...nice. Man why am I telling you this. I wouldn't want to be in a group with you anyway. Forehead may have gotten into the same group as him but, I know I won't be in the same group as you."
My smirk grew bigger. She was totally wrong. Since I am the heir to the Nara foundation, I knew what the groups were.
"Squad 8...Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara," I turned to Ino who had gasped and was literally punched herself in the head.
"Ha! What were you saying about me not being in your team?" I smirked. I knew who else was going to be in my team that she wouldn't like.
"And Chouji Akamichi!" I turned back to Ino who was clutching her head. This was too easy.
Normal POV...
"Squad 9...Kiba Inuzuka, Hinata Hyuuga and Shino Aburame!" There was a smirk from Kiba and a 'Yes sir!' from Hinata. All Shino did was push his glasses up his nose a bit more.
After Iruka announced the rest of the squads out, everybody left the classroom. Today was going to be a long day.
