Author's Note: Here's our next chapter, its sorta long, four pages without author's notes. But that's okay I like it.


Disclaimer. I don't own Glee.


"So I went without saying a single innuendo. You know what that means?" Sebastian asked a few days later when he sat in the coffee shop.

"That I hate you?" Kurt said sweetly, tilting his head, it was true Sebastian won, and Kurt tried his best to make him say an innuendo, even one 'that's what she said' and Kurt would have a grand in his pocket.

Blaine laughed, he had tagged along with Sebastian this time, "Kurt he's persistent."

"Fine. Dinner and a lapdance. When?"

"Tonight. Before your night shift." Sebastian said casually, stirring his coffee, "I'll even make my famous hamburgers."

Blaine's eyes suddenly went wide, "You what? I've been begging you to make hamburgers for weeks now but because Kurt's coming over you're willing?"

"Kurt is special. You're not. What do you say Kurt."

"No." Kurt said shortly after watching the two banter, he used to have friends that he could banter with like that, Kurt turned going back to the counter, Sebastian immediately stood, following him, "The lapdance part was a joke Kurt, although I wouldn't mind having you give me one, I just want you over for supper."

"Why?" Kurt turned on Sebastian, fire in his eyes, "Why is it so important that I talk to you and eat supper with you?"

"Because you're lonely, and Blaine and I, as weird, and crude as we may be, we're good friends, and we'd be good friends for you. And I think you know that Kurt. Don't be so scared to open up and let loose. My place at seven, okay?"

Kurt glared at Sebastian, "Fine. But only because I don't go back on my word. You're getting five suppers, this is one."


Kurt groaned as he waited for the apartment door to open, he didn't want to have friends, he didn't want to open up, if he did it meant he'd have a chance of being hurt again, of losing someone dear, and he couldn't stand that. Sebastian pulled the door open and Kurt in, "We were just starting the burgers, want something to drink?"

"No I'm fine."

Sebastian raised an eyebrow. "Suit yourself. You can help yourself to anything we have in there."

"Of course he can." Blaine quipped from his spot at the table, he had a textbook and a notebook open, but it looked as if he was ignoring it. "Hey Kurt nice to see you so soon."

"You too Blaine, so come on I'm being forced to be here, its time to hear more about you two. How did you become friends?" Kurt gave Sebastian a teasing smirk, "I mean this as offensively as possible, but Sebastian you're really crude and Blaine, well he's a sweetheart."

Blaine snorted, "Went to high school together, was in the same glee club, and fencing."

"You're going to skip the part where we had great sex three years back? I'm hurt Blaine."

Blaine shrugged giving Kurt a smile, "I'm pretty sure he's had sex with every single one of our gay friends. Besides you."

Sebastian wrapped his arms around Kurt's waist, leaning in, "We can change that any time babe."

Kurt pushed him away. "You promised me dinner, so cook."

Blaine stood, "He likes his space when he cooks, something about a secret recipe, want to play mario kart or something? We have it on wii."

Kurt snorted, he hadn't played a videogame since high school, when he actually joined in on guys night at Finn's begging. "Mario Kart sounds fun."


"Okay suppers done. Blaine move your crap." Sebastian demanded, placing plates down on the table, "Kurt can you get the sliced tomatoes and lettuce from the fridge?"

Kurt did as asked before grabbing a burger and putting it on a bun. "So should I be worried about eating this?"

"No they are really good I swear. You'll never want a McDonalds burger ever again." Blaine praised.

Kurt rolled his eyes, "Like I really eat Mcdonalds now? Do you know how much grease is in their food? It's disgusting, and I like my arteries unclogged thank you very much."

Sebastian snorted, squashing his burger together before squirting ketchup on his plate for the fries he made, "You are the only person I know that doesn't like Mcdonalds."

Kurt shrugged, he didn't like eating any fast food even when he had the money to afford it. It was that kind of thing that killed his father. He finally took a small bite to the burger. "Okay you were right this is amazing."

"Told you! So break is almost over, we should hold a party, what do you think babe?" Sebastian asked.

"I don't do parties unless I'm getting paid for it." Kurt said plainly, swirling a fry in his ketchup.

Sebastian shook his head, "Kurt one little party what harm will it do."

"I've better things to do. And no, you can't use one of the four dinners left and make me come to a party. By dinner I meant you, Blaine and me. Or you and me if for some reason Blaine chooses not to be here." Kurt said very clearly.

Sebastian slumped back in his seat, "Are you really going to be like that baby?"

Kurt lifted an eyebrow, "If you keep calling me something besides my name I'm going to be cutting this dinner short, got it?"

Blaine laughed, "Sebastian you've met your match with Kurt. Maybe you should just behave yourself? But Kurt that does sound fun, do you want to do something for the beginning of the new semester, movies or something?"

Kurt shrugged, being friends with Blaine seemed easy, it seemed safe, and it seemed like something he could pull out of at anytime because Blaine wasn't as assertive as Sebastian. "Sure we can go out for lunch or something. How about we do that saturday?"

"Saturday is perfect."

Sebastian tossed a french fry, "Where's my invite?"

Kurt picked up the fry, dipping it in his ketchup before tossing it back, "Saturday do you want to go out to lunch with Blaine and I?"

Sebastian gasped as the ketchup landed on his face. "Kurt when did you become two? Ketchup on skin disgusting. And yes I am going to lunch with you, we don't want Blainey to kidnap you do we?"


Kurt yawned as he changed back into his street clothes, because dinner with Sebastian he was exhausted and dancing all night to please old man didn't help. He pulled his coat on, burying his hands in the pockets before walking out the door of the club.

"Want someone to walk home with you sexy?" Kurt jumped at the stranger's voice, his hand reaching blindly for his cell phone. "No. I'm fine."

"I'll say." The man was in his forties at least and was taking steps closer to Kurt who was calculating how far he could make it before slipping on the ice.

"No really if you take one more step I'm calling for help." Kurt said his fingers working at unlocking his cell subtly.

"Why? I just want a little fun!"

An arm wrapped around Kurt and he tensed pulling his phone out, "He said no, now beat it."

Kurt looked at the owner of the arm, he didn't even know Sebastian was there that night, but he couldn't help but be grateful as the man walked away. "I'm not saying thank you for that and I'm still not going to the party you're planning."

"Fine. And I wasn't going to ask you to. I would have done that for anyone." Sebastian removed his arm, fixing Kurt's scarf, "Want me to walk you home?"

Kurt wanted to say no but what if the guy came back, so he nodded, "Sure."

"Good I was going to walk you home anyways." Sebastian said, he wasn't just going to give the creepy guy a chance to come back and hit on Kurt. "So babe, something came up and I can't make lunch saturday, you fine with just going with Blaine?"

"Yeah of course. I actually like Blaine, he's a sweetheart."

"True, but remember he still harbors a crush for you, so if you aren't planning on taking that anywhere try your best to not lead him on."

Kurt rolled his eyes as they reached the door to his apartment building, "Fine, I think its customary to invite you in, but I'm exhausted and I'm supposed to be waking up in a couple hours so I'm not going to."

"That's fine babe, I'll see you tomorrow when I go for my daily coffee." Sebastian started walking in the direction of his apartment, and Kurt watched him for a second.

"Wait!" Sebastian turned, surprised Kurt said anything. "Thank you, for tonight. Text me when you get home so I know you got home safely?"

"Sure thing. Sleep tight."


Kurt already had Sebastian's coffee ready, when he walked in, giving him a real smile, just because he was happy to see him, he blamed the sudden burst of happiness on the caffeine that was pumping through his veins. "No Blaine today?"

"Nope. He slept in late and had to be at a friends or something like that." Sebastian sipped at his latte before letting his eyes drift over the café, "I'll take a muffin too, whichever one you recommend."

Kurt clicked his tongue, "You're trusting my recommendations? Did you hit your head last night?"

"Fine. A blueberry muffin, is there better, your royal smart-ass?"

Lisa who was sitting at the counter laughed, "Kurt dear, take a break while your friend's here."

"I'm working and he's not a friend, if anything he's a free meal for four more nights." Kurt muttered to her.

"I'm still standing right here Kurt, you can at least act like you like me?"

Lisa gave Sebastian a sympathetic smile, she knew how hard it was to get through to Kurt, before turning to her employee. "Well go sit down, the counters, tables, and floors are spotless already, we're completely stocked right now, there's no need to stand if there are no customers around."

Kurt rolled his eyes, "Fine, Sebastian you can torture me until someone walks in."

They took a seat at the table Sebastian always takes and immediately Sebastian started back on his rant about celebs getting plastic surgery. Kurt half-listened, his attention really on how easy this all looked for Sebastian, from an outsiders view it would probably look like they have been friends for while, but Kurt knew better he knew for some reason he was a type of project for Sebastian. It's in all the movies, the rich guy helps the stripper in hopes of getting in their pants. Well Kurt was never going to allow that to happen.

"-Are you even listening anymore?" Sebastian asked, snapping his fingers in front of Kurt's face. "Babe, I was wondering what you think about us actually going out for dinner?"

"It will count as one of the four remaining times and I'm not paying." Kurt said quickly, standing as the bell jingled, "Now if you excuse I have to get back to work."


Author's Note: Sebastian won the bet (I had to make him win for the dinners)... What did you think about the rest of the chapter.

And omg I just had to hate on Mcdonalds burgers because they are disgusting.

I know I know you want to see Kurt give Seb a lapdance but that's not happening at the moment.


SincerelyYourSecret Thank you dear. I think everyone should use that rule that way all fics are captivating from the start.

Zombies23 omg you read it during a religious talk? You've got guts. At least there was no sex right?

Mylisa777 Have you been on tumblr recently? Our boys will be fine. No crying! Nope this is a cry free zone. You can't threaten to cry that's not nice.

SceneNeko Your wish, my command.

Mandifa1315 What's wrong with Seb using babe? I like it, and it fits how Seb talks. No secluded places, the only klaine you're getting is platonic. (of course you're going to keep reading, I'm very slowly adding Kurtbastian into your list of ships.)

Name Rio You have a very good nose then. Thank you dear.

Melissamaier902 Seb won, but on because he had to fight himself not to make any innuendos.

Fallingoverboard Thanks darling.

LilySnape4eva omg I love your name, its perfect and so many people hate snily and... okay I'm done. Thank you darling, I hope you enjoyed this update as well.

Marieux :)

bheolbloo Thanks I know its going to be a slow progression to get Kurt to actually admit to be Seb's friend, but its worth it.