AN: Ahem, I've been busy. It might happen that I go global this year, but perhaps not.
Anywhoo, get ready for the next... session with Dr. Caligula.
Just as Heihachi left the waiting room with Xiao, two very sexy women walked in. They were Anna and Nina Williams.
"I desperately need to kill something!" shouted Nina through gritted teeth.
"I desperately need to get laid." said Anna openly.
"The doctor will see you soon." said the recepcionist, who was still polishing her nails, which made Nina angry and Anna horny.
"You are making me angry." said Nina menacingly. "You don't like me when I'm angry."
"You are making me horny." said Anna flirtautosly. "People like it when I'm horny."
"Stop repeating everything I say, slut!" shouted Nina.
"I'm not repeating what you say, bitch!" shouted Anna back.
"You did it again, slut."
"Whoops, I did it again." started Anna to sing, but Nina did her Bad Habit (kick in the nuts) on her which had no effect as Anna had no nuts.
"Whooa, that was hot! Do that again!" said Anna, seeming aroused by Nina's technique
"Shut up, slut!" shouted Nina.
"No, you shut up, bitch!" shouted Anna.
"No, you shut up slut!" shouted Nina again.
"It's not my fault that the closest thing you had to a boyfriend was Lee's old dildo!" shouted Anna, drawing outraged looks from everybody present.
"Well, you don't have the balls to kill people!" shouted Nina.
"Shut up, bitch!"
"No, you shut up, slut!"
"No, you shut up, bitch!"
"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!" shouted the recepcionist. "The doc will see you now."
They stepped in the doc's office and sat their incredibly hot asses on the couch.
"Heyloo, I am Dr. Caligula. I am here for your assistance." welcomed the doc.
"Feelin' lucky, doc?" asked Nina as she pulled out a pistol.
"Hello, doctor..." started Anna in a seductive way. "What do you... desire from us."
"Hmm... You seem to exschperience an exschtreme form of sibling rivalry." stated the doc.
"What was your first clue, asshole?" asked Nina in a menacing voice.
"Ooh, doctor. You are so smart." said Anna in a horny voice. "Smart guys so turn me on."
"You get turned on by everything that moves, slut!" shouted Nina.
"Yeah? Well you kill everything that moves!" shouted Anna.
"Shut up, slut!" shouted Nina and bitch slapped her sister.
"No, you shut up, bitch!" shouted Anna and double bitch slapped Nina.
"No, you shut up slut!" shouted Nina again and tripple bitch slapped Anna.
"RUHE!" shouted the doc at the top of his voice. "How do you expect to be permanently cured if you bicker all the time?"
"We didn't come here to be cured, doc." said Nina.
"Yeah, it was either this or the slammer." continued Anna.
"I'm in for murder and she is in for rape." explained Nina.
"It's called sexual assault, bitch!" complained Anna.
"Shut up, slut!"
"No, you shut up, bitch!"
"No, you shut up, slut!"
"Now, if you refuse my therapy," started the doc. "I am obliged by Hypocrates' oath to kick you in the balls." and he first kicked Anna.
"Whoa, do that again!" said Anna. The doc proceeded to kick Nina.
"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW" screamed Nina in anguish.
"What's the matter?" asked Anna.
"He kicked me in my fucking balls!" said Nina bethween pants (no pun intended).
"You have balls?" asked Anna with a dumbstruck face.
"They are silicon." grunts and pants "I got them so I would have the balls to murderize stuff."
"But aren't they supposed to not be voulnerable to pain?" asked Anna. Nina skimmed a Thesaurus (or whathever, the dictionary) for 'voulnerable' before responding.
"They have neural reeh-ceep-thors."
"Oh."
"Janitor, come and throw throw these two in the dumpschter!" shouted the doc, and JACK the Janitor walked in and picked up Nina and Anna.
"So, how do we get down?" asked Anna as JACK was carrying them.
"We blow this guy." said Nina and pulled out a RU-AP mine.
"Nina, you don't need a mine to blow people." corrected Anna.
"Yeah, how's that?" asked Nina.
"Well, you..." started Anna but she was interupted by a thunderously loud nasal voice(Caligula II)
"Stop it, putana! If ya say one more word, we are all fucked!"
"Ooh..." moaned Anna. "That would be nice."
"No it's not!" shouted the voice. "If ya continue that sentence, I'll have that paisan Jack Thompson busting my balls. Again!"
"What was the first time?" asked Nina.
"Don't ask sensitive questions!" ordered the voice before dissapearing.
"Okay..." said Nina. "So how do you figure we get out of this shit?"
"Hmm..." thought Anna but by the time she thought of anything, JACK the Janitor threw them in the dumpster.
"I'll be back." said JACK with a Schwarzenegger accent.
AN: Hmm... do you like it. Review.
Just for the record, I have never been involved with Jack Thompson.
