Crazy trouble with love part 3
Cipatil and Martin
Series: Martin Mystery
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-Mexico, Outside Mexico City, Under a forgotten Aztec Pyramid underground-
'Yep, this is an odd mission.' Martin thought as he looked around the room. It was a room covered in ancient hieroglyphs and holding a large calendar in the center of the room. But it felt off, like something else was in the room as well, and was giving off a cold chill as well. 'And I can't believe Mom wanted me to do this solo.'
As he looked around, he saw that there was a hidden switch right near the calender. One problem though, it was on the very top of it and he never really was much of a jumper.
"Alright, I can't jump there, but I can grapple there." he smirked before his U-watch brought out the grappling hook with him taking aim and fired it, hooking it on a stone and started reeling himself up.
As Martin got closer to the calendar, the grappling hook….
Snap!
Snapped at the wire. Oh crap.
"Ahhh!" He cried before he landed on the calendar's edge. "That was too close." He then got up and pushed the switch.
A wall behind the calendar moved as a large obsidian mirror with no marks or nothing appeared. The cold chill grew in Martin's skin as he looked at it.
"Huh? That's kind of cool. But what is it?" He said while the calendar started to move as it began to move down a hole under it. "Oh no." He then jumped off it as the calendar disappeared into the hole. "Better make this quick or I'll end up part of this place."
As he moved towards the mirror, he noticed that it was pretty old looking but looked brand new. As if it was preserved in the wall for centuries.
"This is really neat looking." Martin said while looking at the mirror. "This would make a nice souvenir for home."
"Beyond the world of light and normalcy, is a world of darkness!" Yelled a dark voice as the mirror glowed a dark sickly green.
"Woah, that didn't sound good." he remarked now on the defensive.
The mirror glowed brighter as Martin's refection started to become more feminine, with its clothing looking like an Aztec priestess outfit and gaining a D cup chest and a very large butt. It's hair became a lot shorter and a little wilder as this image literally walked out of the mirror itself!
"...what year is it?" She asked with a cold yet sultry tone.
"Uh….2010, and who are you? And why do you look like me, except...you know."
"So it's nearly the age of the fifth sun's destruction." She sighed. "Typical, and I am Cipatil. High priestess of Tezcatlipoca. And you are?"
"Martin Mystery."
"...that's a strange name." Cipatil said. "And what class are you, warrior? Worker? Noble?"
"Class? Um, well I got math in about an hour, does that count?"
"No." She said coldly while walking closer to Martin. "Now tell me your class."
"I got gym later, than history, and that's it!" he spoke backing up.
"You must be an idiot." She deadpanned. "Now tell me, honestly, what is your class!"
"I keep telling you! I'm not a noble, those guys are too stuffy, I don't really work, unless you count going across the world, so maybe...warrior?"
She sighed again. "Well, it's better than being a skate that I have to kill. So yeah, I'm fine with that."
"A skater?"
"Oh sorry. I just said something stupid." She said with a light blush. "I meant to say a slave."
"Well why do you look like me?" 'Especially as a hot aztec chick?'
"I should ask the same thing about you." Cipatil said looking him over. "You look like me but….the clothes are just….tacky."
"Hey! These are brand new and make the ladies glued to me." he smirked with pride.
"Yeah. Then you know what a woman's vagina looks like then?" She smirked as Martin went red. "And how tight it can be when you put a testicle in it?"
"I-I'm taking it slow!" he cried out. 'Yeesh, she evens sounds full of herself too.'
"Then you are not a lady's man." She chuckled. "Which means you are alone, sad, and pent up." 'Teasing, the god of discord's favorite past time.'
"Oh yeah? Well what about you? I bet no guy ever gave you a second glance." he threw back.
"...you're right." She sighed. "But it's because we don't marry often and I like taking the hearts of sacrificed to the gods. Especially the ones that have no regulars to women."
'That's kind of morbid.' he thought with a cringe. "So….where did you come from? In the mirror? Like some weird mirror world?"
"I'm from Tenochtitlan and what are you talking about?" She asked with a raised eyebrow.
"You tell me, you're the one who came from that mirror." he pointed to said artifact.
"Oh that's the Mirror of Tezcatlipoca. The most powerful artifact of this temple. It brings the truth to this world and brings….oh. Now I get it."
"Get what?"
"That I'm a being from another world. A world where one's inner self resides with the god of jaguars himself."
"...you had me and then you lost me."
"I'm your inner self." She sighed. "And the mirror is where inner selves reside."
"Inner self? So you really are me? Hold up hold up! Why is my inner self a girl?"
"It appears that way. It's more complicated for someone like me. And VERY complicated to you." Cipatil said while looking at Martin closely. "Mmmm…...yet. I have the better hair style."
"What? No, mine is better and stands up more." he replied back.
"Meh, short messy hair is better. You look like a parrot with that hair." She retorted. "And your clothing looks like a sad igrana with a skin condition."
"Well at least I don't look like a Mexican stripper." he crossed his arms. "I'm pretty sure you could put a lot of women to shame if they saw you in that."
PUNCH!
"Ass! My people are fine with such clothing! And women were WELL respected you asshole!" Cipatil yelled in rage.
"Ow!" he held his nose. "Gah, alright alright! I admit, that was a little over the line, but I couldn't come up with something that wouldn't sound like I'm dissing myself."
She frowned before taking a deep breath. "Next time, think before acting like an asshole. And a better 'dissing' is this." She took a deep breath and yelled. "YOU ARE AN EAGLE ASS!"
"Um….touche?"
"It was that or a virgin with no testicle." She grinned. "So, why did you come here? It's a long way from civilization."
"Well, I was here looking for a large coin with a snake on it that caused some plagues up above."
"Oh that." She chuckled. "It was that calendar that used to be in the center of the room. It was a discord calendar that the priests used to use to play planks on others."
"How is causing plagues funny?"
"Different times, plus it works on random. The last time it was used a large storm of soil appeared and caused the temple to become filled and buried underground." Cipatil sighed. "But oh well, ancient history now I suppose."
Martin nodded before a very familiar green alien popped up behind Cipatil.
"Hey Martin."
"Ah!" She screamed before kicking Billy out of his chair and into a wall.
"Ow! That hurt." he groaned before falling off the wall and onto the ground.
"Well you should have just NOT scared me then you….green skinned gecko!"
"I'm not a gecko."
"Then what are you?! And how did you get down here!?"
"I'm an alien and I just came here."
"...what? You lost me there gecko."
"Imagine him floating down from the sky, not from the planet." spoke Martin helping Billy back onto his seat.
"A god?" She asked confused. "Or a very ugly star?"
"No!" groaned Martin. "I swear I never thought my….well self could be this annoying." 'Oh god I sound like Diana.'
"Same." Cipatil said said. "But with you and….that gecko. Mostly the gecko."
"I'm still not a gecko!"
"Billy, why did you stop by anyway?" he asked.
"To tell you that the the plagues have dispersed a few hours ago. And that Mom needs to get you back to Torrington."
"A mom? She's your mother?" She asked confused.
"No she's my boss."
"So…..your mother is your boss?"
"No, mom is her codename."
"Oh." She said with a somewhat acknowledging expression. "But what about me?"
"You could just return to that mirror world."
"Can't, it's a one trip kind of mirror. Only way I could return is if I die."
"Ooh, then….are you gonna stay here?" asked Billy.
"Of course not you gecko! I'm still human so I will die if I stay here." She said as Martin paled at that. "So I'm going to stay with Martin."
"What?! Woah woah, back it up there." he spoke. "You can't just decide that by yourself."
"And why not? I have privileges and right too you know." Cipatil frowned. "So what I say can be used without you telling me otherwise."
"Just cause you're the inner me, doesn't mean you can suddenly say that. That's like me saying you can see me naked but I can't do the same to you."
"I'm still coming." She pouted. "Please?"
"Maybe you better do it." Billy whispered.
"Why is that?" Whispered Martin asked.
"Well this might help us learn more about the mirror, plus if she's you, you two might learn something from each other."
"True, but still she doesn't know about our time. She might get….you know mad or something."
"Well, it will be worth something Martin."
He sighed before considering that logic. "What if she stayed in the center? You guys got lots of space there."
"Remember she kicked me, imagine if she saw the other aliens and supernatural creatures. Plus she might not like being….stared at if you know what I mean."
"Fair point." he sighed. "So I gotta take her to my school?"
"Yes. And." He pulled up a screen and typed up a false student ID. "She's in. But I need her name."
"It's Cipatil." Spoke Cipatil while looking at the contraption. "And what are you doing gecko?"
"Trying to see if I can get you as a student where Martin lives, and it's Billy." he frowned.
"I see." She mused. "So I'm under Martin's care…." She blushed a little. 'Calm down it's not a marriage proposal it's just a 'student ID' whatever that is?'
"Yes and you will be under the alias 'Grinny Mystery'."
'...oh god it's a marriage proposal!' She screamed in her head while blushing red. 'And….I have to grow my hair long again.'
"Wait, why are you giving her my last name?"
"Because I put her as your cousin. A second cousin to be precise."
"...Martin." Cipatil spoke with a blush. "...can you take care of me with your life?"
"Um yes-"
Chu!
Martin blushed red as Cipatil kissed him on the lips. 'W-What! W-Why is she kissing me? Is this wrong? Weird? I mean, she's my inner self, so this is like kissing yourself, right? So that doesn't make it weird, right? Right?'
"There." She blushed. "We are properly married. Just like the gecko scribed down on that 'student ID'."
"SAY WHAT?!"
"But the gecko said that we were….married."
"No. We weren't."
"Really?"
"Yeah, this is just a way for people to identify you." spoek Billy handing her the card. "Don't lose that now."
"...so….I kissed him for nothing!" She blushed red while taking the card. 'Gah!'
"I don't think he's against it." chuckled Billy seeing Martin's blushing face.
"Billy!" He yelled.
"What? You did like it."
He glared at him while thinking about the kiss. 'Ok….it felt nice but….it seems a little….wrong.'
"Martin." Cipatil asked. "Did you...really like the kiss?"
"Well….I won't say it was bad…."
She smiled at that before kissing his cheek. "Then that makes me happy, Martin."
"Come on you two lovebirds." Bully said while opening a portal to the Center. "We have some things to do."
Martin blushed and put his hands in his pockets before they walked through the portal.
(A while later)
-Torrington-
"Such interesting architecture and clothing." Spoke Cipatil while wearing a green and orange shirt with long blue pants that showed off her ass perfectly. "But I like my clothing better."
"If you did that then every guy around here would be slapping it."
"And I will kick them if they did that." She frowned before seeing a brown haired girl with a purple shirt. "Who are you? A prostit-" she got interrupted by Martin covering her mouth. "Mmmm!"
"This is my step sister." he whispered.
She went wide eyed. "Mmm."
Martin uncovered her mouth and sighed.
"Oh, hello I'm….Grinny Mystery. Martin's cousin." She said with a cold frown.
"Cousin?" Diana turned to Martin. "Martin, you never mentioned you had a cousin."
"You never asked before." He lied. "So what reason should I tell you about Grinny?"
"Maybe the reason why she looks like a twin of you."
"A twin?" Cipatil said. "We aren't that different." She then turned and shook her butt before turning around. "See, it's bigger than Martin's."
"Not what I meant." blushed Diana. "Especially regarding that."
"So, are you a virgin?" She asked.
"WHAT?!" cried out both Diana and Martin with wide eyes.
"What? It was a simple question." She shrugged. "Plus she looks like one to me."
'Right. She said that to me before.' Martin thought. 'So….is she teasing or something?'
"W-Why are you asking something like that?" asked Diana.
"Just because."
"Well I better get her familiar with the school bye Diana!" spoke Martin in a rush as he escorted her away.
As they they turned a corner, Cipatil looked at Martin with a sigh. "Did I just mess up?"
"Yes you did. So next time, try not to say that line."
"Yes Martin." She said before looking around and kissing his cheek. "I promise to stop."
"W-Why do you keep kissing me?" he blushed.
"Because I like you." She said bluntly. "Is that wrong?"
He blushed red at that. "Um…..not really."
"Then." She smiled before kissing his cheek again. "I'm happy with that Martin."
'Yup, definitely weird.'
Ring!
"Is that the bell?" She asked while Martin panicked.
"Yeah, let's go!" he spoke before pulling her behind him.
Cipatil smiled at Martin while the screen went black. 'I think I might consider marrying him in the future.'
