hey there my not-so-incompetent human readers! As you can tell this is chapter 4. so lets review...

Todds cousin Rachel moves in. Todd doesnt want Johnny and Rachel to meet...but that didnt work out now did it?

Todd: -sadness- N-no...

...anyway. And know Todd is being baby-sat by now other than the Homicidial Maniac himself!! -claps-

Johnny: -bows- Thank you. Thank you all! -devious smile-

-smile- soo lets seee what happens!! -yaay-

I DONT OWN JTHM OR SQUEE! I DO THOUGH (AS YOU ALL KNOW) OWN RACHEL! x3


Todd awoke to a new enviroment. The room he was in smelt rank and there was a wall painted with dry blood on it. The TV in the room had bunny ears on it-like from a bunny costume- and it was on. Despite the queer antennas, Todd could fully understand and see what was on. Todd laid on a horrible-looking dark red couch that smelt even worse. He looked up and saw Johnny leaning forward on the couch watching TV. Johnny looked down and smiled at Todd.

"Well finally Squeegee! I've been waiting for an hour now."

Todd blinked rapidly. "Wh-where am I?" He looked around the room again. Nothing was familiar.

"My house." Todds eyes widen.

"Wh-what?!" Todd's hand roamed around on Nny's couch searching for Shmee so he could squeeze him and feel safer, but there was no Shmee. Todd fractally mumbled "Shmee!? Shmee?!" and even searched in between the couch cushions but no luck.

Johnny cocked an eyebrow as he watched his little buddy search his couch. He reached down and picked Squee up with his hands and questioned him. "What in god's name are you doing Squee?"

"Sh-shmee. Wh-where is h-he?" Todd stammered in fear. "I ca-can't find h-him! Wh-what'd you d-do with him?"

"Don't worry." Johnny smiled crookly. "Your little teddy bear fiend- I mean 'friend'- is at your house. He won't be bothering you today."

Todd squealed. First Rachel leaves him alone with Nny for the day and now Shmee won't even be here to suffer with him! Nny climbed over the side of the couch and sat in a crouching position and looked at Todd. Todd slowly moved back until he go to the arm. He sat there and stared at the homicidial maniac.

"Sooo whatca wanna doo Squuee?" Johnny asked leaning his face closer to Todd.

"Uh..uh umm. uh" Was all he could get out. Johnny tillted his head to the side and sighed.

"Well I know something we can do." Nny said standing up on the couch. He looked down at Squee and smiled deviously. "But first..." There was a slight pause as sirens from a policemobile drove by. Nny's smile dissolved and Squees eyes widen nervoulsy. The sirens died down. "...as I was saying..." Nny regained his smile. "I NEED MY TEA!!!" Todd's eye twiched.

Squee and Nny sat in the little damp and darken cafe that Johnny liked to visit on occasion and sip tea. The waitress was an old childhood friend from Johnny's horrid past and had unexpectedly became his favorite waitress. She knew he was the one who ran around killing people but, for her sake of life, promised not to tell anyone. Oddly, Nny knew he could trust her.

Squee wrapped his hands around the hot cocoa cup Johnny had got him. He looked up at Nny who sat with his legs crossed and acted like he owned the place; which from Todd's point of view seemed most likely that half the people ACTUALLY knew who this person was. Todd could feel eyes boring into the back off his head. He felt misplaced and his eyes wandered along with his mind.

Johnny glanced at Todd and saw how scared he looked. 'He always looks scared..' He reminded himself. Johnny sighed, took another sip of tea, and smiled.

"Well Squee. I think its time I showed you a good time out from what you usually do."

"B-but wha-what does t-that mean?" 'Killing people probably...' Todd thought.

"You'll see." Johnny laughed. Todd's eyes widen but he followed Johnny out of the cafe.

"Poor kid..." The waitress said to herself as she watched them leave.

Rachel finished filling out her application to the local high skool which was close enough to Todd's that she could drive him to and from skool. 'He won't mind I'm sure of it.' She handed it to the poor secretary behind the desk at the main office. She had curly red hair with old women glasses and a blue sequenced dress. 'Ugly old hag.' Rachel thought.

Rachel left the skool parking lot and drove past a couple of stores. The little girly-girl inside her ugred her to turn into the parking lot. She parked the car and grabbed her purse.

"Might as well while I'm here." She sighed then giggled like a little girl as she walked into Hot Topic.


x3 you lucky people got to see a little bit of a Rachel scene! funness.

Rachel kinda reminds me of a friend of mine xD

so as you can tell the baby-sitting hasnt NEARLY started yet!

more funness is on the way in chapter 5!!! Z?