Dislcaimer: Yeah...I don't own Inu-Yasha or Naruto...
Meanwhile, somewhere off...somewhere... Sesshomaru was walking along a road because we totally forgot about him in the last few chapters... And he was being chased by our favorite ninja's best friend, Akamaru!
"Woof! Woof!" Akamaru barked at Sesshomaru, jumping around at the tai youkai's heels.
"Away with you!" Sesshomaru demanded in his usual calm voice kicking at Akamaru. The dog swiftly dodged, not shutting it's yap. Sesshomaru arched his eyes and walked on, deciding to do what he always did with Jaken.
Ignore it and hope it goes away.
As he kept walking on, he saw a little shop. In that little shop he saw his idiot of a half brother (who was wolfing down ramen), that odd woman that followed him around (she was looking at Inu-Yasha, simply disgusted), and some spikey blond dude who had whiskers(who was also wolfing down ramen)...I think we're forgetting someone..Anyway, Sesshomaru slowly walked up to them. Inu-Yasha stopped when he saw his idiot of a half brother standing right beside him.
"May I help you?" Inu-Yasha asked. Well actually, it sounded like 'Fway e ep ou?' because his mouth was full. Naruto looked up at Sesshomaru with wide eyes.
"Do you have any idea where we are?" Sesshomaru asked.
Inu-Yasha swallowed the ramen. "No. Do you?"
"This Sesshomaru had no acnoldgement (a/n: I can't spell that word...I probaly don't even know what it means...I just wanted to use it ) of our location," the tai youkai reponded in a very braniac-ish way. He eyed Naruto. "Who is he?"
"Inu-Yasha, is this your sister or something?" the blond whispered over to Inu-Yasha, but Sesshomaru heard him.
"I am not his sister. I am his half brother," Sesshomaru said, his eye twitching, trying to conceal his anger. He studied Naruto. "And what are you, a cat?"
Naruto sighed in disbelief. "If I met everyone in your family, would they all call me a cat?"
"WOOF WOOF!"
They all looked down when they saw Akamaru.
"Hey, isn't that Kiba's pet?" Naruto asked, looking down at the dog.
Sesshomaru grunted. "It wouldn't stop following me."
"Aw, I think he wants to be your friend," Kagome said in a singsongy voice, which just broke 45 of the tai youkai's ego.
"Well, I don't want to be it's friend," he said clearly. Suddenly, Kiba came!
"There you are Akamaru!" Kiba cried, picking up the dog. He stared at Sesshomaru for a second, then ran off. The youkai sighed in relief, for the little pain was finally gone. And then suddenly again, Miroku came running by screaming for his mommy, while Sango was running just on his heels with her hirakotsu in battle position. She was yelling something that sounded something along the lines of 'YOU'RE A DEAD MONK!'.
SUDDENLY AGAIN AGAIN Sakura came running with Shippo fastened in her hands.
"Shippo!" Kagome ran over to them and took Shippo, who buried his head into Kagome's shoulder with utter fear.
"Hi Sasuke!" Sakura cried, totally oblivious to how Shippo jumped out of her hands.
Oh yeah! We totally forgot about Sasuke! Uh oh... Oh well... Going back to the story!
Sasuke, who was in the shadows and nobody had noticed up until now, mentally groaned.
"Hello," he answered quietly.
"Hi Sakura!" Naruto said in a singsongy voice (just like Kagome's was), with pink sparkly sparkles floating around him.
Sakura looked at him blandly. "Hi." She then noticed Sesshomaru, Kagome, and Inu-Yasha standing near Naruto and Sasuke.
"Oh, who are these girls?" she asked.
'And what are they doing around Sasuke?! He's mine! All mine!' Inner Sakura cried.
"GIRLS?!" Sesshomaru and Inu-Yasha exploded. This was it! This was the last time they were going to be called girls!
Sesshomaru grabbed Sakura's legs while Inu-Yasha grabbed her arms. On 1...2...3... they threw her with all their might! She went flying!
She's going...
Going...
Gone.
Everyone stared at the half brother's with open mouths (even Sasuke). But then their eyes were directed on the egg that layed on the ground before them. It was huge. Suddenly it started to crack!
Crack crack crack...
The shell started to break off. Everyone took out their weapons, ready for a battle. Then, standing admst the gooey, sticky mess of the broken egg stood-
ORICHIMARU!?
...I seriously am for sure I spelled his name wrong. -laughs nervously- I'm not good with Naruto names. Only Inu-Yasha names. It's supposed to be that snake dude.. yeah...
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p.s.
There will be two more chapters. Then the story is over!
