At the camp of "The fuselage"
Jin: zoe zo zo pan cope
Hurley: What dude you want to hear a joke?
Jack: I could use one!
Charlie: So can I!
Hurley: Ok dudes let me think…hmmm…Ok I got one. There are two penguins sitting in a restaurant, one penguins asked the other penguin to pass the pepper the other penguin said what do you think I am a toaster?
Charlie and Jack looked at each other
Jack: Uhh…that was great Hurley
Charlie: Ya man very creative!
At the camp of "The magical Jungle"
Sun: Pink ponies are soo adorable!
Claire: I love purple bunnies!
Sun: What kinds of animal do you like Artz?
Artz: I love green turtles!
Claire: You're weird go away!
Artz: Looks like I lost another loan to ditect.
Back at the camp of "The fuselage"
French Chick: I found the paper that tells us about the immunity challenge. Is this the immunity that makes us safe from the sickness?
Mr. Eko: No it is the immunity that makes me safe from you!
French chick: That wasn't nice!
Shannon: Have you guys heard about Ana Lucia?
Both French chick and Eko: No.
Shannon: I think sawyer got her drunk or something she's singing!
Ana Lucia: I had four biscuits then I ate one, now I have three. I had three biscuits then I ate one, now I have two. I had two biscuits then I ate one, now I have one. (Spongebob)
French chick: WOW she's just like me!
Mr. Eko: I hope I can vote her off soon!
Later that day, at the immunity challenge.
Henry Gale: Ok teams welcome to the immunity challenge. Congrats to TF for their last two victories. Hopefully this time TMJ will win….or not. Anyways this is how it's going to work. In honor of Locke we are going to throw knives at trees…not each other. Your goal is to hit the target. The team with the most hits closes to the targets wins. So, good luck. One more thing, I'm not a target.
First up was Jack. He was just one inch from the target. Both teams were doing very well in till Ana Lucia was up. She was the last one up for the day. She threw her knife and instead of hitting the tree she hit Hurley's butt.
Hurley: Dude…
Ana Lucia: SUNFLOWERS!
Sayid: Jack what is WRONG with her?
Hurley: Dude..
Jack: Sorry Hurley but I'm not fixing that. And, sawyer what did you do with Ana Lucia?
Sawyer: I didn't do anything to her she won't even let me 10 feet away from her.
Artz: Sorry my bad… I was playing with chemicals…and well I gave some to her…it should wear off in a coup of hours… days… months… years… decades… centuries… millenniums…never.
French chick: Ya, now there's someone I can talk to and will understand me!
Mr. Eko: I'm voting that French lady out!
Despite Ana Lucia's screw up TMJ did win immunity by half an inch. Both teams were feeling very weird, especially Hurley's butt, because no one was trash talking anyone.
Sawyer: Ok this has gone long enough! IN YOUR FACE YOU PEE MONKEYS. There's a new sheriff in town. Your faces! Ya! We won. We're awesome! You suck!
Hurley: Uhh Jack a little help?
Jack: Sorry dude I'm not getting near that thing.
Henry Gale: Well it looks like you guys are going to tribal council.
Who will be gone next chapter from "The Fuselage"? Only your votes from your reviews can help decide. See you next chapter…
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