A/N: DJ Kane: Another one.
Invader Derp Productions Persents
"Zim The Alien"
(Hm... have you ever creepily stalked anyone? No just me? Well I'm a creep.)
Chapter 4: Cyia
A somewhat medium sized ship flew by Jupiter, it had an Irken symbol on it. It had something spray painted on it, Cyia. Inside the ship was an female Irken, she had beautiful cyan eyes, and had a uniform similar to an Irken elite, but not quite the uniform, kind of like Tak's. Her uniform was cyan as well as her eyes too. Next to her was a rusty SIR unit, although it was old and outdated, it worked very well to the Irken's taste.
"Yuoi." The Irken said.
"Yes ma'am!" Yuoi said, she was the SIR unit by the way.
"Check on the fuel, we're close to our target." The Irken said.
"Yes! Right away!" Yuoi said, she ran away, 2 minutes later she came back, "It is great!"
"Good, good..." The Irken pressed the button that said "Parkin' Button." She left the piloting room and entered a room with a bunch of blood and dead bodies of many aliens. She left that room to enter a room that was very dark except for this large green button in the middle of it. She slowly marched to it with her hands behind her back. She pressed the button, instantly a hologram showed a large alien showering.
"Do do do, AH WHAT THE!" The alien yelled.
"Sorry, sorry sorry sir."
"Well, let me get in clothing!" Once he had clothes, he came back, "How come you've contacted me, Cyia?"
"I'm close to the target's base planet."
"Good, remember, I want him DEAD, for proof, bring me one of his limbs so I know your not fooling me."
"I'm a bounty hunter, not a con artist." Cyia said.
"Well still!" The alien said, he disconnected.
Yuoi ran into the room. "MA'AM! I'VE PILOTED THE SHIP TO PLANET, 'EARTH,' SHOULD WE ABORT!?" Youi said.
"Yes, I'll lower the ship down, you get everything we need for this planet." Cyia said.
2 Minutes Later
"Here we are, now first things first before anyone notices us, Youi." Cyia said, "We need disguises, so the native life will not kill us, thinking of us as a threat." Cyia said.
Cyia pulled out a little device and plopped it on her head, then it turned her to look like a human being, Cyia's disguise was blonde, had eyes that squinted like Gaz's, but had blue eyes when open, she also had a black turtleneck.
"Ah, great disguise, now it's your turn Youi." Cyia said, she gave the device she had on her head to Youi.
Then Youi turned into a little girl, she had blonde hair with blue eyes, two ponytails, and a pink little dress.
"Now, we'll set up a little house, something casual." Cyia planted something into the ground, then the a little eye scanned every house in the neighborhood.
"SCANNING HOUSES! AVERAGE HOUSE DETECTED! BEGIN BUILD!" Then the computer eye dug into the ground, very quickly the ship morphed into a house.
"Good, we're ready to begin Youi." Cyia said. Then they both walked into the house.
Skool
"AND THAT'S WHY I LOOVE TO PUNCH INNOCENT PEOPLE!" A derpy little child said at the front of Ms. Bitters class.
"Great Joey that was horrible. You get an F."
"WHY!" Then Joey started crying.
"Anywho, apparently children, ANOTHER student besides Zim, will be coming to our classroom this year." Then Ms. Bitters said under her breath, "Stupid little children."
Then Cyia entered the room. "Hello, don't mind me just going to grab a seat... just they're not any." Cyia said.
"Oh yeah," then Ms. Bitters pressed a button sending Sam to the underground classrooms, "There, now you have a seat."
"Thank you, Ms. Bitters." Cyia said.
"Oh how sweet." Ms. Bitters said in a sarcastic sounding tone but wasn't sarcastic, and her cheeks where red.
Recess
Zim was staring at Cyia strange. She acted weird. Most of the other students would play, but not this one. She READ during recess. READ I'M TELLING YOU! But strangest of all, she talked, to Dib. (DUN DUN DUUUUN!)
"So you know that guy in class with the green skin." Dib said.
"Oh yeah, what's his name?" Cyia asked.
"His name is Z-" Zim suddenly pushed Dib over the bench, "OW MY SPINE!" Dib yelled.
"You know Earth worm, I wonder why you don't do EARTHLY activites." Zim said.
"Uh, what?" Cyia said.
"HOW COME YOU DON'T!" Zim said.
Dib brushed his trench coat for dirt, "Zim, not EVERYONE does the same things." Dib said.
"YOU LIE DIB CREATURE! THOSE LITTLE DIRTY LIEEEEEES!" Zim said.
Zim! He's the one! But I can obviously tell this School has security cameras, there's no spot I can get away with destroying Zim, I'll probably have to do something else. Cyia thought.
"Cyia! Can't you see he's an alien! I've known it all along ZIM!" Dib said.
"I believe you, mean he has horrible green skin, no ears, 3 fingers-"
"I'd just like to tell you little, 'Cyia,' that this green skin is from a skin disease, my ears, were chopped off by random thing, so was my finger!" Zim said.
Cyia just laughed. Dib joined in on Cyia's laughter.
"Fine, I'll just get you both. YOU BOTH!" Zim said, he ran away.
"Weird..." Dib said.
"Weird indeed Dib, weird indeed."
