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Emmett as a Nomad chapter 4!!!!! Disney world!
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Emmett's POV
I was off to Disney World when I got hungry, so I went to Greasy Grub for Cheap and ordered something a little bit different this time, I got five I-Have-A-REALLY-Strong-Stomach
"Chicken" sandwiches and 8 Liters of blue berry blast Kool-Aid, I finished off my meal in less than 3 minutes, then hopped in my car, started speeding away then you'll never guess what
happened next, I felt a roll of Nausea I knew was going to barf any second so I slammed on the break, let go of the steering wheel, and then flew forward and of course blasted through the
roof of my poor abused Jeep and peuked up blue liquid with white clumps of chicken or whatever the crap I ate on the front of my car. I cursed REALLY loud and as if things could get any
worse, I forgot that I was in the middle of the road and some jerk drove his freakin' blue (precisely the color of my up-chucked blue sugar water aka: kool-aid) car right into my sad, sad
Jeep that wouldn't sell on EBay for 23 cents at this point, He was barley conscious after slowly making his way out of his broken car, blood everywhere this didn't bother me the smell of his
blood made me want to throw-up some more, it was disgusting, anyway so he started to speak as he approached my car, "I'm really sorry man, I'm Mike Newton- what the hell! did you
peuk on your car?" I decided to lie "uh nooo, it's a um uh my car uh is sick, it peuked on itself, yeah it has um" I racked my brain for a disease "Spanish Influenza" I said, I just used that
cause I remembered Eddie saying something about that "um okay then, uh what's your name?" I answered truthfully "I'm Emmett Cullen" he started again "well I'm gonna call a tow-
truck now, Emmett" he took out an out-dated cell phone and dialed, I wanted to get to Disney World "Well I'm out, I gotta go, bye uh Mike" I said but he nagged "wait but how are you
going to get there?" duh what an idiot "I'm a vampire silly" oops Esme and Carlisle said they would take my video games away if I said that to a human, I knew the best way to fix this was
to eliminate the human, so I quickly smashed his face into the road before he could finish his sentence "What the-" Smash! I ran off with a quick good bye to my dead Jeep and dead Mike.
I finally got to Disney World, and I tried to wait in line to buy tickets patiently but ended up cursing and threatening a few employees, I was next when I heard a familiar phrase "Put your
hands where I can see them" crap I was almost in the park too "DANG IT! NOT AGAIN!!!!" they pushed me to their police car, I got in obediently, but halfway there, when they weren't
looking, I pushed out the door, landed on my feet, and ran back to Disney World while thinking suckers ,I eventually made my way in the park, that's when the magic began. First I dashed
over to the souvenir store where I went to buy a pair of adorable Mickey Mouse Ears but when I asked kindly the sales person just laughed until I growled "I'm serious" she tossed them to
me and ran away screaming "AHH JUST TAKE THEM !! DON'T HURT ME!!!!" she gave them to me for free!!! How nice, I put them on and stood in line for It's a Small World, when I was
getting in the boat the man in charge stopped me with "Unless you have a child you aren't permitted on this ride" I almost burst out laughing first I was a vampire and vamps couldn't
have kids anyway, even if Rose and I could we wouldn't well I wouldn't, Rose would, but they were smelly and small, I let out a giggle "Why the hell would I have kids? They're just stupid,
smelly, and whiny!" (A/N: ok I would never say this, but apparently Emmett would) every mom and kid looked at me and gasped, I was then escorted back out of Disney world…
Again sigh, I needed a disguise if I was gonna get back in, so I ran to the closest costume store grabbed a blond wig, some fake eyelashes, and make up, then I went to a department store
and bought a dress while the salesperson gave me a "Are you crazy?" kinda look, I went into a public bathroom and put on my disguise, I looked a tiny bit like Rosalie, I practiced my high
voice "Oh my like like God, I like totally broke a nail!", I thought I could pass as a girl, so I ran back to Disney World, people starred at me with frightened expressions , I got through the
line yet again, When the employee asked my name I spoke in a female voice "oh I'm Emmettela" I fluttered my over-sized eyelashes at him, he gagged, I asked " like do you wanna like go
out sometime?" he looked a little green, and he answered in a weak voice "uh no thanks, Emmettela, hold on a sec." with that he ran to a trash can and threw up, I walked away, swaying
my hips, I pretended to break an other nail, "Oh no!" then I stomped, snapping the heel off my yellow high-heels ,crap, oh well, I limped along flipping my hair around, until I reached the
Snow White ride where I got on, It started going REALLY slow I got bored so hopped off mid-ride, pushed through a wall and walked to a concession stand, I bought everything, and ate it
on a bench, then I hit all the concession stands in the entire park cutting off food supply for the humans who eventually left, the only people left in the park were grumpy(cause of
starvation), vampires, and the nifty moms who brought snacks in little plastic containers. I was about to get on another baby ride when I barfed on a little girl wearing a full on Cinderella
costume, she started to cry to her mom who was about to yell at me but then saw how I was dressed then just walked away mumbling "psycho", the little girl just glared at me with wet
eyes, I turned around to see someone I thought I would never have to see in my entire life…
(A/N: Cliff-Hanger!!!! Review and you'll be rewarded with Chapter 5!!! Also thanks to my beta, editor, and best friend!! (you know who you are, I don't want to say
you're name unless you want me too, we need to make you a code name :D) ok well that concludes Chapter 4, oh I won't be able to update tomorrow, sorry relatives
are coming, It's probably not the best idea to update on Friday the 13th anyway, but I'll update in 2, count 'em, 2 days!!!! Xoxoxox~ cullenwannabe913
